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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 1:48 PM EST
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President Trump vowed on Monday to make space great again.

Speaking at a meeting of the National Space Council, Trump ordered the Pentagon to immediately establish a national “space force” that would become the sixth branch of the armed forces.

“We are going to have a space force,” Trump said in Washington D.C. “An Air Force and a Space Force. Separate, but equal.”


This is not the first time that Trump has floated the idea of establishing a “space force.” The president mentioned the idea in May during a ceremony at the White House honoring the Army Black Knights college football team.

Film at 11... Think





I'm thinking about signing up.... Mellow
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 2:08 PM EST
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Rumor has it they have a need for a guy on the ground who eats lunch all day while continuously spitting out one liners to the space crews.

Good for morale.
RMAN4443 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 2:09 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
President Trump vowed on Monday to make space great again.

Speaking at a meeting of the National Space Council, Trump ordered the Pentagon to immediately establish a national “space force” that would become the sixth branch of the armed forces.

“We are going to have a space force,” Trump said in Washington D.C. “An Air Force and a Space Force. Separate, but equal.”


This is not the first time that Trump has floated the idea of establishing a “space force.” The president mentioned the idea in May during a ceremony at the White House honoring the Army Black Knights college football team.

Film at 11... Think





I'm thinking about signing up.... Mellow

I'd do it!...Think of how cool your uniform would be, a nice space grey with a big black "X" on the chest, and a teleporter button with built in Phazer gun....=d>
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 2:10 PM EST
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BUTT...you'll have to wear...


https://youtu.be/2UlAewIzUcE
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 3:15 PM EST
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He is so good at trolling the left.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 3:19 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
He is so good at trolling the left.



So...no Starship Troopers???
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 3:20 PM EST
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God I hope so.

We can start by sending the FBI leadership.
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 4:13 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
He is so good at trolling the left.

great line!
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 4:35 PM EST
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I thought Musk's SpaceX was the US's next great advance into space...guess crap happens when you troll the Trump...
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 5:37 PM EST
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Space Force, sounds like a B movie title.
Pharmdman84 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 6:12 PM EST
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Troller in chief.
bs_kwaj Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2018, 10:49 PM EST
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Meanwhile... back at the ranch... BigGrin

http://spacenews.com/lockheed-martin-prepares-to-turn-on-u-s-air-force-space-fence-on-kwajalein-atoll/

https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/products/space-fence.html


https://www.stripes.com/news/pacific/space-fence-on-kwajalein-will-allow-air-force-to-monitor-debris-threats-1.462904

"Space has also become increasingly contested, “given the continuing demonstrations of anti-satellite weaponry from other nations,” Schafhauser said. “We want to keep track of what they’re doing as well.”

China and Russia are developing anti-satellite weaponry, former U.S. Strategic Command chief Adm. Cecil Haney said last year during a speech in Washington.

“Russia has publicly stated they are researching and developing counterspace capabilities to degrade, disrupt and deny other users of space,” Haney said, adding that North Korea and Iran’s hacking and counterspace operations merit international attention."


Beer
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jun 19 2018, 6:46 AM EST
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Just watch YOUTUBE....

THEY SAY WE ALREADY HAVE A SPACE FORCE...

MAYBE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION OR PARALLEL UNIVERSE... BUT WE HAVE ONE...
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jun 19 2018, 7:38 AM EST
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I can’t wait to see the orange one say pew pew pew pew at one of his press conferences
Buckwheat Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jun 19 2018, 1:22 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
So...no Starship Troopers???


I think there is a brain drain in our leadership. fog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtTgHuGgW-c
RMAN4443 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jun 19 2018, 1:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I can’t wait to see the orange one say pew pew pew pew at one of his press conferences

why, does he have the stinky farts?d'oh!
tailgater Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jun 19 2018, 2:37 PM EST
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This reminds me of Reagan and his Star Wars program.

Or even before that. When JFK said we'd walk on the moon before the end of the decade.

What a bunch of morons.
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 8:17 AM EST
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I never got my application... Mad
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 9:14 AM EST
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I THINK CHINA AND RUSSIA
DO HAVE A SPACE FORCE's.... ALREADY..

HENCE ALL THE WESTERN STATES "FOREST FIRES"
that we have now...these new fires are all started and continued by HI POWER ENERGY BEAMS OR LASERS?
FROM OUTERSPACE...
NOW ALL the previous fires...say 4-15 years ago were started by dumb American idgits (30-40%) and the rest (60-70%) WERE ALL STARTED BY ....
HADJI TERRORISTS with gas cans in HERTZ rental economy sedans ( but the public was N.E.V.E.R. told that because they can't handle the truth...)

Aluminum oxide( from chem trails) is fueling these INTENSE FIRES...terra cotta tiles are "burning" because of the iron oxide in them...any oxide at all releases oxygen when SUPER HEATED BY THESE ENERGY BEAMS...look at all the photos on YouTube...entire houses are ash but trees and bushes are still green beside these intense fires, one house is burned exactly 3/4 with a straight line and 1/4 is still left unharmed.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 9:21 AM EST
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Mellow
BuckyB93 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 9:25 AM EST
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Yeah, trees and bushes don't contain oxygen
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 9:51 AM EST
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^^^^RRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTT
BuckyB93 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 10:11 AM EST
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I think I'll start making campfires using some old rusty sctap iron instead of that fireproof wood and stuff. Or maybe jugs of water (H2O) since it contains both hydrogen and oxygen, that **** would probably torch the whole neighborhood.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:07 PM EST
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what about Gurkhas?
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:27 PM EST
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Gurkhas in space..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:34 PM EST
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actually, that's a better idea than what I meant!
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:58 PM EST
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmI77ZBeJrQ
Think
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 4:26 PM EST
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#23 BuckyB93

Riiiiigggghhhttttt,

Just put all that iron and H20 IN A FIRE PLACE
and call in your GPS TO CHINA's spaceforce or call PUTIN
ON THE REDLINE....THEY CAN DUAL ENERGY BEAM YOUR
ITEMS...THEY'LL B.L.O.W. UP....

REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLL GOOD!
fiddler898 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 4:28 PM EST
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To Absurdity... and Beyond!
bikrtrsh Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 7:32 PM EST
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‘Bout damn time they got them alien space ships reverse engineered. They had like 65 years to get it done. Then Trump happened ..... now look, recruiting space cadets
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 8:10 PM EST
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I'm pretty sure I I'll go in as an occiffer.. Beer
RMAN4443 Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 8:15 PM EST
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I wanted to be a spaceman,
That's what I wanted to be,
Now that I am a spaceman,
Nobody cares about me....Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 8:36 PM EST
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I believe The Byrds said it best...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFTm9vmZDI
tailgater Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 9:43 AM EST
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fiddler898 wrote:
To Absurdity... and Beyond!


I really really like this one.
delta1 Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 10:53 AM EST
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Gotta love it when this place takes a turn, and goes to the Byrds...
teedubbya Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 11:12 AM EST
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May the Schwartz be with you
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 2:04 PM EST
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I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 2:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow

a good cosmetic surgeon could probably fix that...Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 10:04 PM EST
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I've become attached it... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 10:33 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Gotta love it when this place takes a turn, turn, turn and goes to the Byrds...

clarified it for ya
Speyside Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 10:54 PM EST
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I am laughing so hard. I have an image in my head of our first space alien contact. And they find a Gurkha! The obvious conclusion, earth has no intelegent life.
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 11:09 PM EST
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the ultimate cosmic joke...send an exploding cigar to a space alien.
tailgater Offline
#43 Posted: Sun, Aug 12 2018, 10:35 AM EST
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Are space aliens illegal?
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted: Sun, Aug 12 2018, 10:53 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Are space aliens illegal?

that's the old term.
now we call them undocumented
RMAN4443 Offline
#45 Posted: Sun, Aug 12 2018, 10:58 AM EST
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I heard it's not illegal to be illegal...in Massivetwotits anyway...Anxious
victor809 Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Aug 13 2018, 10:10 AM EST
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"We've had a year, over a year in defining. And the orbitization of this solution in terms of institutionalizing forward momentum is very important."
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, Aug 13 2018, 10:36 AM EST
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Makes sense... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Aug 13 2018, 12:15 PM EST
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All I know can be shown by your acceptance of the fact there shown before you
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to say that this is all collusion
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