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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 3:09 PM EST
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Does that make some type of true news?
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 4:18 PM EST
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ummmmmm......What does Fair and Balanced mean? for 1,000, Alex...
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 4:26 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
ummmmmm......What does Fair and Balanced mean? for 1,000, Alex...


That's a good one.
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 4:30 PM EST
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It makes

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Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 4:32 PM EST
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POS-i-tively
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 4:36 PM EST
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Mr Jones is double HIV positive???


Damn... Those SSG gangstalkers don't mess around...
JadeRose Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 9:32 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Mr Jones is double HIV positive???


Damn... Those SSG gangstalkers don't mess around...




Poor Jones
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 11:19 PM EST
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Jonsie is so OG, he gave AIDS to monkeys.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 6:07 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Jonsie is so OG, he gave AIDS to monkeys.



That would make him a Soviet!
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:08 AM EST
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Russians screwed the monkeys..?? Huh
HuckFinn Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 10:06 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Russians screwed the monkeys..?? Huh

No. America.
bgz Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 11:13 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Russians screwed the monkeys..?? Huh


In Soviet Russia, the monkeys screw you!!!
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 12:20 PM EST
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in all other places monkeys throw dung at you...would you rather dodge lemur dung, or accept chimp chunk...

Russia is a dangerous and scary place...
HuckFinn Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 2:09 PM EST
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Fake news about fake news...really good question I think.

Lies, fake news is pervasive. And very effective. I swear.

It reminds me of the clever observation someone smarter than me once made that 'even if god doesn't actually exist, he's an undeniably presence in reality historically'

'Fake News' is Trump's all time favorite expression. He coined it and is very proud of it.

If there's any road back to agreeing on and knowing what's real and what's fake, I don't see it.

So, am I lying?
tailgater Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 6:55 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
In Soviet Russia, the monkeys screw you!!!


Applause
SmokeMonkey Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 7:03 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
In Soviet Russia, the monkeys screw you!!!


I’m uncomfortable with the direction this has taken....
ecr Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 7:16 PM EST
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Are we talking about this kind of fake news?

Craigslist Trump ad copy

From:DNC
Date: 2016-05-18 11:34
Subject: RE: Approval: Craigslist Trump ad copy

Added two things (highlighted) suggested by the Trump team. Jeremy + Christina, can you let me know what you think ASAP?

This is the Craigslist ad copy - I'm going to flag for Jackie before we post.

Multiple Positions (NYC area)

Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).

Title: Honey Bunches (that's what the boss will call you)

Job requirements:

* No gaining weight on the job (we'll take some "before" pictures when you start to use later as evidence)

* Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job

* A willingness to evaluate other women's hotness for the boss' satisfaction is a plus

* Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you're too old Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they're too focused on their children).

About us:

We're proud to maintain a "fun" and "friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.

Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to jobs@trump
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:42 PM EST
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Sounds reasonable... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:48 PM EST
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But ya, sounds like fake news to me... You gotta prove Trump actually wrote that.. someone he employed may have.. but you gotta pro that too... Otherwise it's fake news... Mellow
ecr Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:51 PM EST
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Keep up Drafter, it was written by the DNC.
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 9:03 PM EST
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ecr wrote:
Are we talking about this kind of fake news?

Craigslist Trump ad copy

From:DNC
Date: 2016-05-18 11:34
Subject: RE: Approval: Craigslist Trump ad copy

Added two things (highlighted) suggested by the Trump team. Jeremy + Christina, can you let me know what you think ASAP?

This is the Craigslist ad copy - I'm going to flag for Jackie before we post.

Multiple Positions (NYC area)

Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).

Title: Honey Bunches (that's what the boss will call you)

Job requirements:

* No gaining weight on the job (we'll take some "before" pictures when you start to use later as evidence)

* Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job

* A willingness to evaluate other women's hotness for the boss' satisfaction is a plus

* Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you're too old Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they're too focused on their children).

About us:

We're proud to maintain a "fun" and "friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.

Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to jobs@trump

This would be perfect for me, I love to be called Honey Bunches, I have some selfies that show how hot I am(and how hot I can get), and, probably most importantly , I am not currently lactating Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 9:17 PM EST
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Posts: 98,535
Call me.. Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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Posts: 19,410
Boo Boo
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