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bgz Offline
#151 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
plus 30, Opel.
Minus 2 Al.

only 2,999,978 more to find.



Math is your friend...

Figure there's about 100 or so people that actively post on cbid, and 1 of them knows of at least one case (in this case, 30 votes, but lets assume it's 1).

There's roughly 325,000,000 people in the us.

So if 1 out of every 100 people are in the US know where at least one net vote is, then 325m / 100 = 3.25m.

So I didn't just find 3m, I found 3.25m.

Math is fun.
frankj1 Offline
#152 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Math is your friend...

Figure there's about 100 or so people that actively post on cbid, and 1 of them knows of at least one case (in this case, 30 votes, but lets assume it's 1).

There's roughly 325,000,000 people in the us.

So if 1 out of every 100 people are in the US know where at least one net vote is, then 325m / 100 = 3.25m.

So I didn't just find 3m, I found 3.25m.

Math is fun.

but the 100 here probably know illegal Conservative voters...
cuz that could happen too.
frankj1 Offline
#153 Posted:
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and ya gotta subtract all the children from the 325m/100
bgz Offline
#154 Posted:
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frank!!!

Just stop man, you're ruining my narrative.

Let me have my moment :/
bgz Offline
#155 Posted:
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lol, j/k... anyway, children are counted among those who know someone who is doing shady votes...

So they do count for the 1 out of 100 people because children are people too damn it.
frankj1 Offline
#156 Posted:
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OK, but only because of the respect I have for you.
delta1 Offline
#157 Posted:
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the cons suspect the libs register children to vote, so toss 'em in there Bean...
DrafterX Offline
#158 Posted:
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I've never heard that before... But keep repeating it and I guess it'll become a thing... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#159 Posted:
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I know an old lady that every year takes 30 white republicans hostage and won’t allow them to vote. Seen it myself so I know it’s common and happens all over the country. Do the math.
DrafterX Offline
#160 Posted:
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You helped her huh.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#161 Posted:
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Yes. That's why a non republican won the primary and ultimately ran against hill dog and won.
HuckFinn Offline
#162 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
no, she makes the grandkids bring her the ballots... they're super americanized... she just doesn't trust the grandkids to vote the way she wants...

Sounds like a crock of chit to me but...carry on
DrafterX Offline
#163 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Yes. That's why a non republican won the primary and ultimately ran against hill dog and won.



How long did you keep them..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#164 Posted:
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I don't think opel would make it up, I think he really believes it and take him at his word. I'm just jacking around.

Opel if you are so sure and know it to be true, then it should be obvious to anyone investigating it if you call it to their attention. I know I would if I cared enough to use it as justification for other political actions. If I believed things like this are happening and are wide spread enough to effect my political views I would also then believe strongly enough to put a stop (or try to) to what I know is happening in front of me. 30 absentee ballots is a pretty specific and large number.

If something this insidious is happening all over the place see something say something.


I doubt too many people could pull off a scheme like this but it is something that can neither be proven or disproven in here. that was my only point above (albiet not all that serious and part of my general jackassery)
HuckFinn Offline
#165 Posted:
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[quote=tailgater]A. I'm glad that over half of America was under the impression that it took the popular vote to win.
B. You make the assumption that everyone who voted for Hillary (winner of the popular vote and the subject to your "bunch of us" comment) is of like mind.
Then you go on to say that those who acted out don't represent you.

You take a lot of loose liberties in your attempts to justify your position.

If I cared, I'd call it a character flaw.

************************************************************************************

Trump's Electoral victory was narrow, 78,000 votes in three states, the margin to be inaugurated. He won, by the skin of his inplaints. No, WE know from bitter past experience cause Gore beat W. by over half a million popular votes ...bygones.

Everyone who voted for Hillary was of like mind to me.
They too voted for Hillary.

Here's where your point loses steam: I disavowed all violence. Throwing chit, burning chit, hurting people, driving cars in to them is just proof that you're incompetent.
Asimov I think said that. And he's dead.

I've get accused of being loose all the time. But ja can't stop fermones n hormones I say.

So, you don't care enough about me to insult me?

Well, i care about you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
DrafterX Offline
#166 Posted:
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OhMyGod
tailgater Offline
#167 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
[quote=tailgater]A. I'm glad that over half of America was under the impression that it took the popular vote to win.
B. You make the assumption that everyone who voted for Hillary (winner of the popular vote and the subject to your "bunch of us" comment) is of like mind.
Then you go on to say that those who acted out don't represent you.

You take a lot of loose liberties in your attempts to justify your position.

If I cared, I'd call it a character flaw.

************************************************************************************

Trump's Electoral victory was narrow, 78,000 votes in three states, the margin to be inaugurated. He won, by the skin of his inplaints. No, WE know from bitter past experience cause Gore beat W. by over half a million popular votes ...bygones.

Everyone who voted for Hillary was of like mind to me.
They too voted for Hillary.

Here's where your point loses steam: I disavowed all violence. Throwing chit, burning chit, hurting people, driving cars in to them is just proof that you're incompetent.
Asimov I think said that. And he's dead.

I've get accused of being loose all the time. But ja can't stop fermones n hormones I say.

So, you don't care enough about me to insult me?

Well, i care about you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


Condom?
My folks are good Catholics. They use the rhythm method of birth control.
I'm one of 5 kids.

Although to be fair, since I'm a November baby I always just assumed I was a Valentines Day gift...
tailgater Offline
#168 Posted:
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Huck stated:
Trump's Electoral victory was narrow, 78,000 votes in three states, the margin to be inaugurated. He won, by the skin of his inplaints. No, WE know from bitter past experience cause Gore beat W. by over half a million popular votes ...bygones.

I'm not sure you know what the word "bygones" means.

DrMaddVibe Offline
#169 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Yes. That's why a non republican won the primary and ultimately ran against hill dog and won.



Lefty is bat$hit crazy and still PISSED he won too!

Hoist a glass morons...you won!
RMAN4443 Offline
#170 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Condom?
My folks are good Catholics. They use the rhythm method of birth control.
I'm one of 5 kids.

Although to be fair, since I'm a November baby I always just assumed I was a Valentines Day gift...

I heard you didn't have any rhythm...Anxious
opelmanta1900 Offline
#171 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I don't think opel would make it up, I think he really believes it and take him at his word. I'm just jacking around.

Opel if you are so sure and know it to be true, then it should be obvious to anyone investigating it if you call it to their attention. I know I would if I cared enough to use it as justification for other political actions. If I believed things like this are happening and are wide spread enough to effect my political views I would also then believe strongly enough to put a stop (or try to) to what I know is happening in front of me. 30 absentee ballots is a pretty specific and large number.

If something this insidious is happening all over the place see something say something.


I doubt too many people could pull off a scheme like this but it is something that can neither be proven or disproven in here. that was my only point above (albiet not all that serious and part of my general jackassery)


Its not just some random Latina lady, it's my buddy's grandma... if she was ever investigated i doubt she'd be dumb enough to admit it... as for me, i don't care all that much about it...

California votes don't count unless you're liberal anyway... and if conservatives in the state do manage to accomplish something (prop 8) the liberal courts come in and strike it down...

Even the recent push to split California into 3 states is just a ploy by California liberals to make 3 new liberal states... theres a specific reason they took the most conservative part of the state and split it down the middle, throwing one half to each of the largest concentrations of liberals in the state...
DrafterX Offline
#172 Posted:
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Those Bassards..!! Mad
Buckwheat Offline
#173 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
All our intelligence agencies agree, the Russians interfered with and are even now interferring with our media, social and mainstream.Tumblr admits it was used by Russian hackers to disseminate "fake news" in the run-up to the 2016 US presidential election. Do we agree on that? They interfered? It's a problem?

Waters wasn't telling her audience to punch anyone out like Donald did.
But even if she was, my simple point is, we're ffucking in this together, left and right, or we are really flucked. Cause the Russians smell blood.

I think the hat story is stupid. You're wrong, I would think it was not-worth-real-media-attention even if it were the other way around.

If you don't agree that this is exactly the time for cooler heads to prevail, fine.
Maybe our democracy is at its end. Nobody seems to give a fluck anyway.

Welcome to Tribal America I guess.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRcksH2_HQ Sarcasm Beer
delta1 Offline
#174 Posted:
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I've hated Valentine's Day since the time early in our marriage when I forgot once, and stopped at the florist a block from home and had to pick from a batch of sad leftovers. I sheepishly carried that wilted bouquet in to the house. My wife had slaved all day... a dining table set romantically, roast and veggies in the oven, glasses of wine poured, my fave cake, German chocolate, sitting on the counter, sexy loving Valentine's Day card open at my place setting...we ate in silence ...didn't touch the cake......I slept on the couch...

Don't like German Chocolate cake...since that day...
HuckFinn Offline
#175 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRcksH2_HQ Sarcasm Beer

Worst song I ever freaking heard.
Poor taste all way around.

Watched it twice.
HuckFinn Offline
#176 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Condom?
My folks are good Catholics. They use the rhythm method of birth control.
I'm one of 5 kids.

Although to be fair, since I'm a November baby I always just assumed I was a Valentines Day gift...

Maybe there was some brain damage in all that rhythm method?
delta1 Offline
#177 Posted:
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yea ... but I betcha he's a great dancer and musician...
tailgater Offline
#178 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I heard you didn't have any rhythm...Anxious


Racist.

tailgater Offline
#179 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
I've hated Valentine's Day since the time early in our marriage when I forgot once, and stopped at the florist a block from home and had to pick from a batch of sad leftovers. I sheepishly carried that wilted bouquet in to the house. My wife had slaved all day... a dining table set romantically, roast and veggies in the oven, glasses of wine poured, my fave cake, German chocolate, sitting on the counter, sexy loving Valentine's Day card open at my place setting...we ate in silence ...didn't touch the cake......I slept on the couch...

Don't like German Chocolate cake...since that day...


Didn't touch the cake.

Nor the pie.

tailgater Offline
#180 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
yea ... but I betcha he's a great dancer and musician...


No. Just a good lay.

tailgater Offline
#181 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
Maybe there was some brain damage in all that rhythm method?


Rule 102B:
When a poster aims a joke at him or herself, any response must either:
A. enjoy the humor
or
B. retort with something of superior humor.

Now send SteveS some cigars.


HuckFinn Offline
#182 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Rule 102B:
When a poster aims a joke at him or herself, any response must either:
A. enjoy the humor
or
B. retort with something of superior humor.

Now send SteveS some cigars.



Didn't realize it was a joke...

Was it funny?
DrafterX Offline
#183 Posted:
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You're a funny guy.. Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
#184 Posted:
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You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little flucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fluckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
RMAN4443 Offline
#185 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little flucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fluckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?


Funny Looking..Anxious
HuckFinn Offline
#186 Posted:
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Ya got me
RMAN4443 Offline
#187 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
Ya got me

I'm not gonna count it.....you made that one to easy...Anxious
HuckFinn Offline
#188 Posted:
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Oh no, dude, I'm ugly..my wife used to take me to work all the time just so she didn't have kiss me goodbye in the morning..that ugly
delta1 Offline
#189 Posted:
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hmmmmmm..........................................................my wife never kissed me goodbye............Confused
victor809 Offline
#190 Posted:
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.... Funny... She always kissed me goodbye....
RMAN4443 Offline
#191 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
Oh no, dude, I'm ugly..my wife used to take me to work all the time just so she didn't have kiss me goodbye in the morning..that ugly


I wasn't disagreeing with you...I believe you, you never tried to sell me any "fake news" before...Not talking
delta1 Offline
#192 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
.... Funny... She always kissed me goodbye....



Think
victor809 Offline
#193 Posted:
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.... It's cool... You were at work!

:)
tailgater Offline
#194 Posted:
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I'm a stud.

When I went to prison my wife insisted on conjugal visitation rights.

I just wish it were at the prison I was in.


tailgater Offline
#195 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
Didn't realize it was a joke...

Was it funny?


Depends.


Depends are always funny.

frankj1 Offline
#196 Posted:
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always!
RMAN4443 Offline
#197 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Depends.


Depends are always funny.


You know what 90 year old pootang tastes like?...….Depends...Huh
bgz Offline
#198 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
You know what 90 year old pootang tastes like?...….Depends...Huh


Depends on whether the cobwebs in that cave are as old as that joke or not.
RMAN4443 Offline
#199 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Depends on whether the cobwebs in that cave are as old as that joke or not.

they probably are, but you only get so many chances to pull that joke out of the bag... Anxious

Don't think of it as old Been...think of it as a Classic =d>
HuckFinn Offline
#200 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
they probably are, but you only get so many chances to pull that joke out of the bag... Anxious

Don't think of it as old Been...think of it as a Classic =d>

Reminds me of the...joke...of sorts..

Bunch of old old friends know each other's jokes so well that they eventually number them to save time etc.

Sitting around one day Marty suddenly stands up and announces "number 16"

Everyone cracks up.

One friend turns to another and says " it's not so much the joke, it's the way he tells it!"
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