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Trump called it right. AGAIN.
victor809 Offline
#51 Posted:
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Is tail saying that Boston is a shiathole?
usafvet509 Offline
#52 Posted:
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Absolutely, along with the majority of the northeast
tailgater Offline
#53 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Is tail saying that Boston is a shiathole?


Boston didn't have a shelter in place.

tailgater Offline
#54 Posted:
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usafvet509 wrote:
Absolutely, along with the majority of the northeast


I hate when intelligent people poke fun of where I live.

You may do so at any time.


victor809 Offline
#55 Posted:
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Maybe the article is wrong but:
"On April 19, 2013, in an effort to help the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombing suspects, the Boston Police Department (BPD) issued a shelter-in-place order for the entire city"...

So tell me again how Boston didn't have a shelter in place.....
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted:
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wasn't it Watertown?
RMAN4443 Offline
#57 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
wasn't it Watertown?

I thought so too...
victor809 Offline
#58 Posted:
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Dunno... I'm just going by the news story.
If you want to claim cbid proximity rule, feel free.
frankj1 Offline
#59 Posted:
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stinkdyr holds the proximity advantage, actually lives in Boston...but haven't seen him around for a while.
DrafterX Offline
#60 Posted:
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Watertown seems like a silly name... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#61 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Watertown seems like a silly name... Mellow

not as silly as New Erection, Virginia....Anxious

Here's a bunch of strangely named places.....Beer


https://www.accuracyproject.org/towns.html
DrafterX Offline
#62 Posted:
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I smoked a cigar with Ram in the middle of Intercourse PA... Herfing
victor809 Offline
#63 Posted:
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So is it just Watertown that tail thinks is a shiathole?

Can a burough of a city (is that what Watertown is?) be a shiathole without getting said shiat all over the rest of the city?
RMAN4443 Offline
#64 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
So is it just Watertown that tail thinks is a shiathole?

Can a burough of a city (is that what Watertown is?) be a shiathole without getting said shiat all over the rest of the city?

I don't know about Watertown, but Roxbury Mass. is a chithole...cruise Blue Hill Ave. late at night, but don't forget your body armor..Not talking
victor809 Offline
#65 Posted:
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...weenie....
DrafterX Offline
#66 Posted:
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Did you get the hep..?? Mellow
delta1 Offline
#67 Posted:
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I saw an item about Trump's visit to the UK...Brits believe the US is a sh*thole, basically because of Trump...

and they would strongly prefer that he, and by extension using Trump's kind of logic, all Americans, stay out of their country...
DrafterX Offline
#68 Posted:
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Trump should give them a iPod full of all his speeches and stuff... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#69 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
...weenie....


That's Oscar Mayer to you...Anxious
bgz Offline
#70 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That's Oscar Mayer to you...Anxious


Meh, We'll just call you weenie for short :P
victor809 Offline
#71 Posted:
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I heard he tried to convince Frank he was a foot long...
bgz Offline
#72 Posted:
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I thought Oscar Mayer was known for short, pink and skinny...
ZRX1200 Offline
#73 Posted:
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That's Victor, he's hung like a can of tuna.
victor809 Offline
#74 Posted:
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That's just the part you can see past my gut....
delta1 Offline
#75 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Yeah.
Low profile is the same as shelter in place.


For many Americans, "low profile" is impossible...so this may as well be "shelter in place"

Croatia 2: England 1
frankj1 Offline
#76 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I heard he tried to convince Frank he was a foot long...

that's stretching it.
victor809 Offline
#77 Posted:
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What do you use to stretch it? Do you attach weights to your prince Albert?
bgz Offline
#78 Posted:
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Sounds painful...

Reminds me of a joke:

White dude was in the locker room with and his black buddy who was wandering around with his giant d*ck.

White dude says, how the hell you get your d*ck that big?

Black dude says, I'll hook you up, you're cool. See, it's a technique that's been passed down for generations from black men to their sons... when you're having sex, it's all in the technique...

He says, you push it in real fast, then you pull it out real slow, and if over time, that thing will start to grow.

So the white dude goes home to his wife, starts pounding away using his new found technique.

After they're done, he asks his wife, so how was it?

She says, it was fine, but I'm just wondering why you're f*cking like a black guy :D
victor809 Offline
#79 Posted:
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.... I don't get it....
bgz Offline
#80 Posted:
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Joke's kinda racist, pretty sure I heard it from a little d*cked white guy.

I thought it was funny:P
victor809 Offline
#81 Posted:
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Oh.... Is the punchline just that she's had sex with a black man?

victor809 Offline
#82 Posted:
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I was expecting her to have had sex with his buddy or something...
bgz Offline
#83 Posted:
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Had to re-read it, skipped a vital piece of the joke, my bad... updated it.
victor809 Offline
#84 Posted:
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... I still don't get it. I must be slow today....
DrafterX Offline
#85 Posted:
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Just think about the last time you had sex with a black guy.. it might make more sense... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#86 Posted:
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.... Are you saying the joke makes sense to you because you're still thinking of the last time you had sex with a black guy?
DrafterX Offline
#87 Posted:
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No way man..... I've never had sex with any guys.. Not talking
tailgater Offline
#88 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Maybe the article is wrong but:
"On April 19, 2013, in an effort to help the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombing suspects, the Boston Police Department (BPD) issued a shelter-in-place order for the entire city"...

So tell me again how Boston didn't have a shelter in place.....


Watertown is not Boston.
Once again your news is incorrect.

Since you asked: Boston didn't have a shelter in place.

victor809 Offline
#89 Posted:
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So tail believes Watertown is a shiathole...
Ok...

I don't care which location you believe is a shiathole....
bgz Offline
#90 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
... I still don't get it. I must be slow today....


Dude, it means she's banged so many black guys she recognizes the technique...

Did you drink your coffee this morning?
victor809 Offline
#91 Posted:
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.... Why is that a bad thing?... Or an uncomfortable thing?

Do we know she banged these guys while she was married? Because if they're before she got married it becomes a real big who cares?

I mean... Is this the 50s where we're supposed to pretend women are virgins

At this point in time, if there were a "secret black way to f*ck" and I learned it... I would fully expect any woman to recognize it... Otherwise I'm probably doing it wrong....
Speyside Offline
#92 Posted:
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LMAO! Victor, it is funny to see that you are slow on this. Usually your uptake is so quick.
victor809 Offline
#93 Posted:
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I mean.... You guys do realize that your wives/gfs have had a sex life before you, right? I would hope a very active one....

Sh**... I always threw back the ones that hadn't already found their way around the block a bunch. No time for training wheels....
frankj1 Offline
#94 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
LMAO! Victor, it is funny to see that you are slow on this. Usually your uptake is so quick.

nah, he's making a point about racial jokes and the lack of humor therein.
Speyside Offline
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Could be, had not thought of that.
delta1 Offline
#96 Posted:
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nope...one of victor's old girlfriends asked him that exact question, and he's still all hurt about it...
RMAN4443 Offline
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bgz wrote:
Meh, We'll just call you weenie for short :P

Beenie,Beenie, Beenie. ..I just realized, Beenie rhymes with weenie Anxious
victor809 Offline
#98 Posted:
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Column A/column B Frank... I couldn't figure out how the joke could be funny without it being a negative that your wife has slept with a black guy (or guys).... That didn't make a lot of sense given bgz's normal posting habits (I would expect that sort of joke from sickle cell anemia boy).... So I was trying to figure out what I must be missing.

I mean.... The joke as written can only be funny if "your wife slept with a bunch of black guys" is something one would find bad or a negative in some way.... And honestly... Within the context of the joke... If finding out your wife banged black guys in her past would be a negative, why would she say she knows what they f**k like?


bgz Offline
#99 Posted:
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lol, calm down man, it was just a joke I heard...

I even disclaimed it was a bit racist... like you never heard a racist joke before...

Like this one, from my cousin who is half Mexican...

How many Mexican kids can you fit in a school bus?

All of them :P

That was just one of many, he ran through a bunch of them, he was trolling his old lady one time.

Anyway, just a joke dude... no need to have a debate about it.

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#100 Posted:
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without debate, we have no purpose here.
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