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A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly,
"Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and farts.......
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

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First company I worked for had an elderly woman as the Payroll Manager. We paid weekly, and I had to submit my pay-sheets to her and review them in her tiny office every Monday morning. She wore a heavy dose of some perfume...hated Mondays. Nice woman, but dayum!