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Last post 5 years ago by rfenst. 13 replies replies.
Almonds don't have boobies!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1 Posted:
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If it doesn't come from a teet, you can't call it milk... fds says so...
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
coconuts ...a euphemism for boobies?
HuckFinn Offline
#3 Posted:
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I googled it. It was either that or nut juice.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
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You can milk pretty much anything with nipples... Mellow
Krazeehorse Offline
#5 Posted:
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What about magnesia nuts?
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Drafter has nice tits.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
If it doesn't come from a teet, you can't call it milk... fds says so...


Who is fds? And why do they hate almonds? Because they're brown, right? Friggin racists.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
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https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/fda-almonds-dont-lactate-almond-milk


Jesus MACS
MACS Offline
#9 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/fda-almonds-dont-lactate-almond-milk


Jesus MACS


Who you talking to? Me, or Opie... because he's the one could pass for Jesus. I ain't got a beard, bruh...

And he said FDS... I know who the friggin FDA is.

I was being deliberate... so he'd fix the typo. Duh.
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Be nice to High Jesus.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
feminine deodorant spray?
from almond nipples?
JadeRose Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
frankj1 wrote:
feminine deodorant spray?
from almond nipples?




FDS...For De Snatch
rfenst Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,096
FDS = Feminine Deodorant Spray (for a woman's V).
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