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Five Undeniable Facts
Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,861
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot girl friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.

5. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab whatever is available.

I haven’t verified this on Snopes, but it sounds about right.

DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Think
What did they call Victor when he started wearing bras..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
You still called me "daddy"...
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
No way man... Not talking
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680
Applause Applause Applause
HuckFinn Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
DrafterX wrote:
Think
What did they call Victor when he started wearing bras..?? Huh

Victoria Secret?
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
Laugh
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Shait... Do you really think I would have kept it a secret?
HuckFinn Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
One can only hope
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