Me: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and asked the bartender, ‘What’s the wifi password?’
Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'
Me: 'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'
Bartender: 'We have Guiness on tap.'
Me: 'Sure. How much is that?
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Bartender: '$8.00.'
Me: 'Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?'
Bartender: ‘ "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst"; No spaces and all lowercase.'