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Tuesday's chuckle (an oldie but goodie)
jespear Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464

He was a very happy man. His wonderful girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year.
So they decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering him: it was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
His prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near him, and he would always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, as she never did it around anyone else.
One day she called him and asked him to come over, "To check my sister's wedding invitations," she said.
She was alone when he arrived.
She whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him, and she couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told him that she wanted him just once before he got married.
She said "Before you commit your life to my sister."
Well, he was in total shock, and he couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me!"
He was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs.
He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
He opened the door and headed straight towards his car.
Lo and behold, his fianceé's entire family was standing outside, all clapping and cheering!
With tears in his eyes, his future father-in-law hugged him.
He said, 'Son, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family !"

And the moral of this story is:

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Always keep your condoms in your car !
corey sellers Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Applause

Bahaha that's a good one
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,814
ThumpUp Classic and excellent.
Krazeehorse Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
OBG. Thanks for sharing.
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