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Let us give thanks that we don't live in England, amen!
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Pudding Mittens Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 4:10 PM EST
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Hey guys, got any problems in your life?

Well, no matter how bad they are, SMILE at the fact that you don't live in England!

I would give the URL here, but it's a cigar vendor website in the UK, so it might be a "competitor reference", but here's the gist of the page:

Drew Estate MUWAT Nightcrawler 10-pack. Entire front of the package covered by an obnoxious government-mandated warning sticker, completely obliterating the whole MUWAT product sticker/label, full of warnings applicable to cigarettes but completely inapplicable to premium cigars, written by PC bureaucrat morons.

"SMOKING KILLS - QUIT NOW - GET HELP TO STOP AT (some UK NHS web address)"

No, you left-wing dumbass propaganda-spewers, actually low to moderate usage of premium cigars (2 a day or less), DOES NOT kill at all, according to the sum total of all data we have today. No statistically-significant increase. Also, premium cigars ARE NOT physiologically addicting, so people don't need to "get help to stop", they just need to shrug and say, "I think I'll stop" and that's that.

Furthermore, recent research has proven that nicotine by itself IS NOT addictive (in both humans and lab rats), but nicotine COMBINED WITH certain chemical additives in cigarettes IS addictive (again in both humans and lab rats).

So, pretty much a completely invalid warning sticker, obliterating the brand/artwork too. Awesome. The best part? The price, check it out:

ONLY 117 British pounds, which at current exchanges rates is $153

Lads, I'm moving to Britain ASAP!
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GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 4:32 PM EST
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Amen, England is a place full of liberal white guilt filled bitches. No freedom of speech, no right to carry arms, nothing.They have literally become 1984 in the same country where Orwell wrote the book.
tamapatom Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 5:29 PM EST
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So maybe you go for a cheaper smoke then.................how about 12 pounds for a Flor de Oliva Churchill !!!!!
KingoftheCove Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:05 AM EST
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Geez.........numbers like that almost makes one want to smuggle yard gars into the UK.
Buckwheat Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 7:25 AM EST
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Man you guys get triggered over the most frivolous stuff. You live here so who give a FFF? I'll be over there in September and let you know what a liberal dystopian hell hole it is. Beer
KingoftheCove Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:24 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
Man you guys get triggered over the most frivolous stuff. You live here so who give a FFF? I'll be over there in September and let you know what a liberal dystopian hell hole it is. Beer

Where are you gonna be?
England is, to me, a fascinating country. Extremely diverse landscape, weather patterns, and general "feel", considering how small it really is.
I spent quite a bit of time there from 2000 to 2004.
Buckwheat Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:47 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Where are you gonna be?
England is, to me, a fascinating country. Extremely diverse landscape, weather patterns, and general "feel", considering how small it really is.
I spent quite a bit of time there from 2000 to 2004.



Flying into London and spending the night there and then hopping on a domestic flight up to Scotland for a couple of days then flying back to Midlands to spend a bit of time with friends who live in Stoke-on-Trent or Warwick if they're in their new house by then, then finish the trip off in London for the last couple of days to see the touristy sights. 11 days total. 9 in the UK. Going to a proper football match with stops in the local pubs before and after on the middle weekend. Beer
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 11:21 AM EST
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Look for Charlie please.....
dstieger Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 11:39 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Look for Charlie please.....



I thought he was in your backyard
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 11:52 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
Flying into London and spending the night there and then hopping on a domestic flight up to Scotland for a couple of days then flying back to Midlands to spend a bit of time with friends who live in Stoke-on-Trent or Warwick if they're in their new house by then, then finish the trip off in London for the last couple of days to see the touristy sights. 11 days total. 9 in the UK. Going to a proper football match with stops in the local pubs before and after on the middle weekend. Beer

Applause
Sounds great.
I spent most of my time in Putney (southwest London)..... Our office was right on the Thames.
A few pints of Guiness for lunch was quite the normal behavior for the IT team there...........it kind took me by surprise.......but I adapted quickly.
Beer
Buckwheat Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:33 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Look for Charlie please.....


Applause

I believe he's living the good life in Bend Oregon. Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:24 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I thought he was under your backyard


starting rumors
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:59 PM EST
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He's on vacation (from the smoke It'd guess, it's bad)
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 6:32 PM EST
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Z, how close are the fires to you? I hope you and your family are safe. Prayers sent, no joking.
dstieger Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 7:59 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
He's on vacation (from the smoke It'd guess, it's bad)


The elitist that he is, I'd be very surprised he'd get anywhere near bad smokes
:)
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