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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 11:49 PM EST
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Victor is a douche
Not a douche nozzle just a
Douche douche douche douche douche
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 11:50 PM EST
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But I still can't quit him.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 11:50 PM EST
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Feel free to add you Victor haikus.
JadeRose Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 4:16 AM EST
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Posts: 19,525
Z Man's obsession
writing poetry for Vic
weird pickle smoochers
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 9:08 AM EST
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Ya... I don't do haikus.

But I can appreciate a good serenading when I see one.
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 9:45 AM EST
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Victor Owns Jamie
At Least He has His Camper
And Conspiracies
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:00 AM EST
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San Francisco suqs
Victor loves to smash hobos
That makes Z angry
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:22 AM EST
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#hobolivesmatter
KingoftheCove Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:28 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ya... I don't do haikus.

But I can appreciate a good serenading when I see one.


Dude, you almost had it...........here:


I don't do haikus
But I can appreciate
A good serenade
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:29 AM EST
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Victor isn't smart
Still a cute little puppy
Hobo''s lives matter
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:31 AM EST
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B don't be lazy
Intellectual trolling
Poems write themselves
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 10:35 AM EST
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My dead grandpa James
A very famous poet
Never did haikus
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 11:12 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Dude, you almost had it...........here:


I don't do haikus
But I can appreciate
A good serenade



See Z, not lazy, just delegating.
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 11:19 AM EST
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Good supervising
I underestimated
Your management skills
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 11:41 AM EST
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Z wants attention
Like a sad snubbed schoolgirl
So emotional
KingoftheCove Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:07 PM EST
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Someone fill me in
I must have missed the drama
That sparked this haiku
MACS Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:31 PM EST
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Always arguing
With just about everyone
Insists its not him
JadeRose Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:32 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Z wants attention
Like a sad snubbed schoolgirl - ONLY 6
So emotional





I expect better, Vic.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:35 PM EST
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Well, two lovers scorned
Brought their problems to c-bid
So we can mock them

We mock and they fight
And mock more while they bicker
Typical Thursday
JadeRose Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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Bums are fun to watch
Sandwich fighting is good sport
place bets on winner
opelmanta1900 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I expect better, Vic.

I caught that as well
But didn't want to say it
In non haiku form
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:43 PM EST
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Underwear is brown
Corn chowder spraying out ass
NyQuil and Exlax
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:44 PM EST
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My bad. Miscounted.
Shame will follow me to death
Z still a loser
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:46 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Always arguing
With just about everyone
Insists its not him


Seriously Macs
Find a thread where I provoke
Z's little tantrum
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 12:55 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Seriously Macs
Find a thread where I provoke
Z's little tantrum


This helps prove my point
You say it's never your fault
Always arguing...

C-Bid arguments
Common Denominator
Victor 8 0 9
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:05 PM EST
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Always arguing
But rarely care about z
Causes him to whine
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:15 PM EST
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One week since I last
Acknowledged z's existence
This is his best try?
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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blah blah blah blah blah
I know you are, what am I?
No need to choose sides
Buckwheat Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:41 PM EST
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Beer
ZRX1200 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:43 PM EST
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Today stir the pot
Don't want it to get boring
Victor loves butt plugs
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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Butt plugs are dreamy
free me from the chains that bind
and plug my buttocks
ZRX1200 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 1:57 PM EST
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Bi-annual check
DOT physical time
Hope my balls survive

(1:45 appointment)
teedubbya Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 2:04 PM EST
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Fine when I checked you
Everything tasted fine
No doctor needed
Speyside Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 2:41 PM EST
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Victor is a trip
Often he is a smart***
Logic is his thing
bgz Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 2:46 PM EST
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Spey kisses Vics ass
I think he wants the v d*ck
For tonsil massage
bgz Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 2:48 PM EST
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Well that was ez
See, I posted a haiku.
Hope you are happy :)
teedubbya Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 2:49 PM EST
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Nothing wrong with that
Tonsils need loving as well
Tonsil lives matter
ZRX1200 Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 4:40 PM EST
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It's keto friendly
Is it OK for vegans
Doctor said nice ****
Speyside Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 6:20 PM EST
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BGZ trolling
Although he seems of his game
I laugh along too
Speyside Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 6:21 PM EST
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Z really does care
I need to start a diet
Oh well, not today
Whistlebritches Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 6:37 PM EST
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Seven words you can't say on CBID
schit,pizz,f**k,c**t,co**su**er,mother fu**er and tits.
Victor swallows
KingoftheCove Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:05 AM EST
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The LFD hoe
Mixes liquor with haikus
Epic drunken fail
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