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Frank is "insecure"?
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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:56 PM EST
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I am sure this is related to his tripod.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 7:59 PM EST
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what's that mean?
who told you that?
HuckFinn Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 8:24 PM EST
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That would explain why he once told me how he prayed, every night, for longer legs..
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 9:16 PM EST
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I'll admit to being unsecured
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 9:17 PM EST
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HuckFinn wrote:
That would explain why he once told me how he prayed, every night, for longer legs..

it has been kind of a drag (Buckinghams?)

Frankie Tripod.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Aug 21 2018, 10:19 PM EST
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Strapping it to your leg would fix all this...
bgz Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 12:35 AM EST
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I was thinking he needs to get his pants tailored to have 3 legs.

I already petitioned Nike to start making Jordans in sets of 3.
Palama Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 1:52 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
it has been kind of a drag (Buckinghams?)

Frankie Tripod.


Yup!

Dennis Tufano and Carl Giammarese later formed a very underrated duo in 1973.
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 7:30 AM EST
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Didn't you mean unsecured?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 7:31 AM EST
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If you want to destroy my sweater...
Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away!)
Watch me unravel I'll soon be naked..
Lying on the floor, I've come undone....


Mellow
victor809 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 3:00 PM EST
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... drafter knitted a sweater for franks schlong?
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 3:19 PM EST
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That would be gay... Mellow
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 3:59 PM EST
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It only became gay when you helped him put it on.
jespear Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 4:24 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
... drafter knitted a sweater for franks schlong?



Yeah . . . And now there's SEVEN more naked sheep in the world because of it. d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 22 2018, 6:09 PM EST
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please, please...I'm not worthy.
fishinguitarman Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 12:21 AM EST
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frank do you play rugby?
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 2:56 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
frank do you play rugby?


He can’t until he finds shorts with the right length. Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 1:25 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
He can’t until he finds shorts with the right length. Anxious

yeah! that's the ticket.
qmech Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 3:24 PM EST
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How does Victor know about another bloke's tripod? Is he peaking?

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. "😁
Q
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 3:28 PM EST
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qmech wrote:
How does Victor know about another bloke's tripod? Is he peaking?

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. "😁
Q


You gotta read the forums more...
It's a well accepted forum truth that Drafter's is too small to see past his gut, and Frank's is so large it overbalances him if it swings too far to either side.
qmech Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 3:35 PM EST
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Let me get this straight, you are saying the entire forum is involved? Just how many peakers are in this forum?Full of crap
Q
RMAN4443 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 3:59 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You gotta read the forums more...
It's a well accepted forum truth that Drafter's is too small to see past his gut, and Frank's is so large it overbalances him if it swings too far to either side.

Frank's a swinger????????????Anxious
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 4:27 PM EST
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Only after it gets enough momentum...
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 8:53 PM EST
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qmech wrote:
Let me get this straight, you are saying the entire forum is involved? Just how many peakers are in this forum?Full of crap
Q

in all humility, I must admit Victor is correct. They all know about my history in the Porn Industry...

Frankie Tripod, star of Three Tracks In The Snow...sound familiar?
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 8:59 PM EST
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Then there was the famous hit in the comedy porn genre... Frankie Goes Roller Blading, an R2-D2 Adventure.
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 9:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You gotta read the forums more...
It's a well accepted forum truth that Drafter's is too small to see past his gut, and Frank's is so large it overbalances him if it swings too far to either side.


Speaking of Drafter, he knitted it a sweater.
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 9:39 PM EST
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I have an enormous Schwanzstucker.. Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:31 PM EST
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you want my hand-me-downs?
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:34 PM EST
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That might be gay... Mellow
fishinguitarman Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:34 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
in all humility, I must admit Victor is correct. They all know about my history in the Porn Industry...

Frankie Tripod, star of Three Tracks In The Snow...sound familiar?




LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:37 PM EST
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HA!
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