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A restaurant in Florida has canceled its weekly “Monkey Mondays” after a customer’s pet monkey bit a child’s finger.


Carrabba’s Italian Grill in Stuart, Fla., started the exotic pet-friendly tradition when a local couple would bring their two monkeys to the restaurant and eat on the patio. The wait staff started calling the weekly practice “Monkey Mondays,” Miami Herald reported.


However, those days are over after a 9-month-old Capuchin named JoJo bit an 8-year-old boy on the finger.


The incident reportedly happened July 16 when the boy, Jaxon, tried to “grab [JoJo] trying to play.” The monkey bit the boy’s pinky, leaving a small cut on his hand.

Jaxon was taken to the hospital, but was released after doctors cleaned his wound.

The Miami Herald reported that before the monkey bit Jaxon, the couple warned Jaxon’s father that JoJo was “being hyper,” and Jaxon should be careful.


The couple, who own four other monkeys in addition to JoJo, were cited by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for not having an up-to-date rabies vaccine for JoJo and for owning an exotic pet that bit someone, the Miami Herald reported.

Since the incident, Carrabba has changed its policy to only allow service dogs and ponies on the patio.

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Get back JoJo..

Wasn't JoJo supposed to put that pinky up his ass first?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little ****. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a peanut on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. Then the monkey finds a maraschino cherry. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

So no women on the patio since they can't take their monkey with them?

kinda racist...betcha there'd been no problems if JoJo was a white faced capuchin

I'll ask Fredo.

That's on crackah's Tuesdays.

At least they still allow ponies.

<----------poor ponies...

Pony fights to the death Mondays...

I think you mean the ikea food court...

they prolly shoulda shocked the kid...

but the real story here is that the owner of this establishment - having used the word monkey - is likely racist af...

not racist if you call a monkey "monkey"...

but if you're just having a general conversation, and that conversation is in front of mostly white people, and the topic of conversation concerns a black person ... if the word "monkey" comes up in relation to that black person, then ya might be a racist...

or if you're white and your kids are misbehaving at home and you tell them to "stop monkeying around", prolly not racist, or if you're out in public, say at the zoo, near the primate area, you can tell your kids that they're like those little monkeys ... unless there are black people around...then it gets a little tricky...

would monkeys be considered racist if they made monkey sounds and threw bananas at black patrons at the zoo?

I prolly can...but not you...

only if it's a black howler named Tyrone...

just black howlers named Tyrone...that fondles itself while flinging poo at whitey...