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Gurkha, Diesel, and RP trade!
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jespear Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 6:55 AM EST
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Yo 1952SW,

Get ready . . . you're about to get Spanking .
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 7:51 AM EST
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1952spitwasher wrote:

######### ######### gurk ############### ############ diesel ############### RP ####################### meh ############ ############ I'm a noob ################ ########## ############## ############ ############ I like infused trash ############ ############## and flatties ########### ############ ############## ################ ############# I got swamp ass ############### ############# and have a flat head gerbil fetish #################### and I have to dig them out with a stick ############## ############# if you can help me get the gerbil out ################### ########## ############ we can make a deal ##### -some random noob

###### sorry for typing such a wall of gibberish (the laugh that shall not be mentioned)


Too early for this sh*t, that's how I interpreted that wall of text.
corey sellers Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 8:12 AM EST
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That's about made me spit all the water out I was drinking

Good **** Bgz
bgz Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 9:31 AM EST
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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 9:38 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.



Ya, that's what we're afraid of. Brick wall


1952splitwindow Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:15 AM EST
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What exactly did I do wrong? I thought this was the section for trading cigars.. Sorry if I made you guys mad, I just wanted to try and have fun trading and I thought I had decent cigars to trade. I don't get why someone couldn't tell me what I did wrong without being rude about it, I don't think that's asking to much.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:17 AM EST
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Laugh
Just Relax Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:43 AM EST
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1952 - putting it nicely, what you've offered is of no value. A trade for similar value cigars isn't worth the $8 it will cost to ship them - and nobody wants those - and if they did they'd just add as part of their weekly auction haul here for much cheaper shipping cost.

Gurkha and RP are two of the most underwhelming cigar brands and the butt of many jokes here on the forum. You are trying to unload multiples of them.

The Diesels are ok with rest but would work better as one cigar in a "5er" on the noob pib thread. If you participate, don't send the gurk....

Best advice would be to give them to a buddy to bum when they come over.

It's also funny because many of us would also like to unload a bunch of those for better stuff on here too. There will be no takers for what you've offered though.
bgz Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 10:52 AM EST
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All I gotta say is, apparently you haven't lurked around here much (or at all).

This is par for the course, so brace yourself for more!!!

The heavy hitters haven't even woke up yet.
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 11:48 AM EST
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Where's the gaddam op?
I'm in a foul mood, and need something to make me snicker, and a noop to crush.

Rocky's and Diesels and Gurks.................oh my...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 11:56 AM EST
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he didn't even attend renaming camp!
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 12:02 PM EST
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I've got a grape White Owl and two old packs of unfiltered Pall Malls....I'll trade em all for your whole lot....well, you may need to up your ante a bit....d'oh!

PM Hank the Tank, he loves them Gurks, he'll probably jump at your trade...Anxious
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 12:23 PM EST
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Ya, pm hank the tank! He might even let you in his noob army.
RMAN4443 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 12:52 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ya, pm hank the tank! He might even let you in his noob army.

it's not an army, it's a militia.....jeezAnxious
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 31 2018, 1:24 PM EST
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Kinda hard to sell him on it when you keep down playing it like that.
grmcooper Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Sep 2 2018, 7:49 PM EST
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I like some of the RP stuff.
lance4824 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 7:51 AM EST
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1952,

I don't even see your list of Cigars. What are you trying to trade? below is the same post I put in another new guy post for trades. I am a noobie for now but I am trying to change it.



http://www.cigarbid.com/...c/posts/626198/n00b-PIB

Read the first couple pages of the topic above then post your Intro (1-3). You can read the last 3 or 4 pages to understand how to do an intro and what is going on (210-213). I did the same thing as you and I posted cigars for trade. There rules you don't know so you can build trust with the guys in the forum. I am currently building trust in the forum and trying to learn the right steps as I go. I had a couple members reach out and put me on the right path. As I am with you. Understand there are a lot of fly by night people who are looking to get free stuff and move on. If you learn and trust the guys, it is pretty awesome group. I enjoy trading cigars and getting to know everyone. I hope to read your Intro soon…
DiRGe Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 11:33 AM EST
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Gonz Anxious Gonz
Applause Applause
DiRGe Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 11:47 AM EST
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Pretty sure he deleted
his OP
he's gone......
jespear Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 12:57 PM EST
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1952splitwindow wrote:
What exactly did I do wrong? I thought this was the section for trading cigars.. Sorry if I made you guys mad, I just wanted to try and have fun trading and I thought I had decent cigars to trade. I don't get why someone couldn't tell me what I did wrong without being rude about it, I don't think that's asking to much.


I sent you a cordial PM, about 5 days ago, explaining "exactly what you did wrong". I was not rude or sarcastic.
A reply WOULD have been nice, but I guess you've made up your mind that this place is not for you . . . And that's a shame, because YOU are the one that will miss out.


jes
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 12:59 PM EST
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Well said!
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 1:05 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
I sent you a cordial PM, about 5 days ago, explaining "exactly what you did wrong". I was not rude or sarcastic.
A reply WOULD have been nice, but I guess you've made up your mind that this place is not for you . . . And that's a shame, because YOU are the one that will miss out.


jes


Ya, I sent him a PM too letting him know we were just bustin' ballz, and that we all had to go through the ringer so to speak when we were noobs.

I don't even think he looked at it.
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Sep 4 2018, 1:07 PM EST
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you guys are why we can't have any nice things!
grmcooper Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Sep 6 2018, 2:33 PM EST
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I sent him a email about his profile name. I have allot of split window bug parts.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Sep 6 2018, 2:36 PM EST
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I was having all my texts auto-forwarded to his account...
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Sep 6 2018, 2:47 PM EST
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So he got the big black duck picks you were asking for?
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