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Mr. Jones Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 3:28 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Can you say...

D
E
W
?

DIRECTED
ENERGY
WEAPONS?

WHY DO ALL THE HOUSES have massive hot fires
Directly in the middme of EACH H.U.T.?

WHY-0-WHY do they look exactly like the California DEW FIRES.....LAST TIME I HEARD...WHEN THERE IS A Gas leak...and your HUT BASEMENT OR ENTIRE DWELLING FILLS WITH G.A.S.....

IT JUST FRIGGIN' S.P.L.O.D.E.S. UP LIKE A STICK OF DYNAMITE...i.e. Outward and upwards with debris flying everywhere at every trajectory possible....

Your hut doesn't burn slow then fast from the middle outwards...

No F'n way are these "vapor gas explosions"...
Just watch the videos...houses collapsing inwards from the center...WTF?

ASK ANY SEASONED FIREMAN OR ANY EXPLOSIVE EXPERTS(I KNOW SEVERAL) THEY ALL SAY

D.E.W.

GAS MY AZZZZZZZ
teedubbya Offline
#52 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 3:47 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Mr. Jones wrote:
Can you say...

D
E
W
?

DIRECTED
ENERGY
WEAPONS?

WHY DO ALL THE HOUSES have massive hot fires
Directly in the middme of EACH H.U.T.?

WHY-0-WHY do they look exactly like the California DEW FIRES.....LAST TIME I HEARD...WHEN THERE IS A Gas leak...and your HUT BASEMENT OR ENTIRE DWELLING FILLS WITH G.A.S.....

IT JUST FRIGGIN' S.P.L.O.D.E.S. UP LIKE A STICK OF DYNAMITE...i.e. Outward and upwards with debris flying everywhere at every trajectory possible....

Your hut doesn't burn slow then fast from the middle outwards...

No F'n way are these "vapor gas explosions"...
Just watch the videos...houses collapsing inwards from the center...WTF?

ASK ANY SEASONED FIREMAN OR ANY EXPLOSIVE EXPERTS(I KNOW SEVERAL) THEY ALL SAY

D.E.W.

GAS MY AZZZZZZZ



Sorry to hear about your azzzzzz. Try beano.
frankj1 Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 7:30 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,219
DrafterX wrote:
Cept one got by a chimney and one got hit by a tree... And one was in a car and one was at home... Mellow

same thing, only different
frankj1 Offline
#54 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 7:32 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,219
victor809 wrote:
Just posting here to express my disappointment that no one blamed franks farting for this.

I was at work 40 miles south...

maybe on a red sun planet though.
teedubbya Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 9:58 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
frankj1 wrote:
I was at work 40 miles south...

maybe on a red sun planet though.



Uranus?
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 10:09 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,219
teedubbya wrote:
Uranus?

brown planet...need a red sun for super powers.
Stay with us here.
MACS Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Sep 17 2018, 10:29 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,751
I would have said it... But I was out of town.
victor809 Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 11:55 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
And was your vacation authorized? Did you get a release form signed by Ram prior to leaving cbid for an entire weekend? Did you designate an official smart-azz stand in?

Didn't think so.

It's a goddamn disgrace how people flaunt protocol here.
Mr. Jones Offline
#59 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 12:05 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
MACS IS ALWAYS "THE MASTER" smart-azz HERE...

@home or away...
He keeps the crown on...
dstieger Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 12:17 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
teedubbya wrote:
Uranus?


Missouri?

Was glad to hear the town of Uranus' new newspaper is going to be called The Uranus Examiner=d>
delta1 Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 3:17 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
DrafterX wrote:
Cept one got by a chimney and one got hit by a tree... And one was in a car and one was at home... Mellow


lemmee splain the similarity...both were sitting in places usually deemed safe...seemingly sheltered from threatening external conditions, and prolly confident and comfortable about their safety...then without warning...whammo, the sky falls and kills them...

see the similarity?


this illustrates a fundamental contrast between us...I look for commonalities...you look for differences...

nothing wrong with either (me), unless the situation requires one or the other (you)...
MACS Offline
#62 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 4:08 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,751
Mr. Jones wrote:
MACS IS ALWAYS "THE MASTER" smart-azz HERE...

@home or away...
He keeps the crown on...


Yeah... I have a PhD in smart ass.
DrafterX Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 4:17 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,538
Think
So Hillary and Trump have a lot in common cause the both ran for President..??
frankj1 Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 5:56 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,219
DrafterX wrote:
Think
So Hillary and Trump have a lot in common cause the both ran for President..??

and they both look funny in pant suits
delta1 Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Sep 18 2018, 6:40 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
running for president is a pretty straightforward and regimented activity...
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