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Last post 5 years ago by DrafterX. 28 replies replies.
Bert and Ernie Best Friends....
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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It's official... No dry humping going on at Bert & Ernie's house... Writers made it clear they are straight... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
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Kavanaugh and JUDGE not invited?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Seems it'd be more accurate to say "puppets don't have wieners or vaginas"... Kinda hard to have a sexual identity when you don't got a wiener or vagina... Or a brain...
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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TW had to cut his off to pursue the sumo wrestling thing.. Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Is sump wrestler a sexual identity?
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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I dunno.. prolly just fall under the Freak category... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#7 Posted:
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Now did he go full taint, front to back, or did he leave the balls?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Cuz if he left the balls, that is freaky...
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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Now how would I know that..?? Not talking
opelmanta1900 Offline
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What's it feel like when he hugs you? Also, does his balance seem off when he's walking?
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
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I've never met him... He and Victor hook-up occasionally tho... Or so I heard... Mellow
victor809 Offline
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Only when I go chubby chasing...
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Don't worry drafter... You're still my go-to for fatty fondling.
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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so....THAT was the noise I heard downstairs when we were in Morro Bay.
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Drafter's whimpering and crying?
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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... sounded more like heavy yet erratic breathing... encouragement... pleading...satiated moans...
tailgater Offline
#17 Posted:
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You've got a keen ear.

MACS Offline
#18 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
You've got a sweet rear.



OhMyGod
dstieger Offline
#19 Posted:
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Guess that's why Bert and Ernie always wear the same stuff...they are taking up the whole closet.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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They would prefer to be called Whose, or something like that.
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted:
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I thought they were called Bert & Ernie... Think
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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times change
cacman Offline
#23 Posted:
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Leave it to the Libs to try and put some sort of gender identity on a pair of 40yr old puppets to push their LGBTQ agenda!

Keep off Sesame Street for God's sake ya bunch of liberal freaks!!

Ma-na-ma-na.
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted:
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Ya..!! Mad
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
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we're sorry.
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted:
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We're so sorry if we caused you any pain..
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain....

Mellow
MACS Offline
#27 Posted:
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Screw uncle albert... and paul mcfartney... Angry
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted:
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Uncle F'er..?? Huh
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