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Gay penguins 'kidnap' chick from parents at Denmark zoo after dad 'neglected' it
Burner02 Offline
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A gay penguin couple “kidnapped” a baby while its parents waddled off for a swim, a zookeeper claims.

The drama unfolded in a zoo in Denmark, as the chick’s mother and father were having their daily paddle.

Animal keeper Sandie Hedegård Munck told Danish broadcaster DR the male penguin couple at Odense Zoo have been desperate to become parents.

So, she claims when they saw the chick being “neglected” by its parents, they decided to intervene and snatch it in hopes of adopting it.

Sandie said: "I could see that something was completely wrong. The parents disappeared and the kid was simply kidnapped.

"It was a pair of gay males who had snatched it and was stood with it.”

Sandie said she believed the mom had gone for her daily bath and when she did not return in time, the dad appeared to have forgotten all about his parental responsibilities and left the baby alone.

She added: “When they saw him alone they probably thought ‘that’s too bad, we’ll snatch it'.

"It was thought the mum and dad would return and claim their chick back, but that did not immediately happen.

Eventually they did come looking for it and it was decided to give them custody of the bird.

At first the flightless, two-toned fellas got in a flap about giving up their adopted child without a fight, but Sandie said with a heavy heart they eventually let go.

But while this may pull at heartstrings, there is a happy ending to the story because the zookeepers, after seeing how they cared for the baby, have decided to give them an egg from a new mom, who was unable to look after her offspring because of illness.

This story originally appeared on The Sun.
DrafterX Offline
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Is there gonna be an investigation..?? Huh
Burner02 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Stay tuned.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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I heard back there were homeless gay penguins wandering around the streets of San Francisco... Mellow
bgz Offline
#5 Posted:
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I heard the stuff making the frogs gay is now affecting the penguins. Apparently there is tons of that same stuff in San Francisco.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Homeless gay penguins would probably leave less trash around than the current population of homeless.

Can I swap our homeless for the antarctic homeless penguins? (are penguins arctic or antarctic? I can't remember)
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted:
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Just start spraying that gay chemical on the homeless people. Problem solved...
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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Think

If there's a gay spray then shouldn't there be an anti-gay spray..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
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Drafter is asking around for an anti-gay facial?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
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Freak... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
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Penguin DUMPS ARE A REAL PROBLEM
in San Francisco...but they don't like SMACK either so they don't throwaway needles like human bums.
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