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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted:
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A man from the small town of Gould, just North of the Rocky Mountain National Park, claims he was held captive and repeatedly raped by a male grizzly bear.

According to 47-year Boris Madison, he was hiking alone in the woods near his residence when he was savagely attacked by a 900-lb brown bear.

“It came out of nowhere and started running towards me. I tried to flee but it caught me and started beating me with its front paws.”

Mr. Madison said he feared for his life, but that the animal suddenly stopped hitting him and picked him up in its jaws.

The bear carried him in a nearby cave and began his sexual assaults on the poor man.

“When he dropped me in the cave, I thought I was going to be devoured. But instead, it but pinned me face down with one of its paws and started scrubbing its genitals all over me.”

Boris Madison claims he was held captive in that cave for 16 days, and that the animal sexually assaulted him at least three times a day.

He was finally able to get away when the sounds of gunshots from nearby hunters scared the animal away, allowing the poor man to flee from his prison.

Mr. Madison was covered with lacerations and suffered from severe dehydration when he made it back to town last week and was rapidly transported to the hospital.


Boris Madison says he feels lucky to be alive, even if the memories of his ordeal will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Grizzly bear attacks are rather rare across North America, even if an average of two people are killed every year in such incidents.

Most attacks result from a bear being surprised at a very close range, especially if in the case of female grizzlies protecting their offspring

This is only the second reported case of a bear sexual assaulting a human.

The first incident was reported in Montana in 2009 when two teenagers were assaulted in a similar manner by a young male grizzly bear.

The animal was then hunted down and killed by Montana Wildlife agents.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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Poor TW... That bear musta really loved him... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
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I figured he was dressing up like a bear
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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I heard he smells like one... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted:
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Fake news..... I can’t run.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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But you didn't deny smelling like a bear so it was you... I'll tell Congress that cause that's what I heard... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted:
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Go ahead. Let them investigate.
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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good to know...survival tactic when attacked by a grizzly...turn face down, lift up your azz and pull down your pants...
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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what did da bear feed him?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#11 Posted:
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probably meth...
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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maybe ludes, man.
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
what did da bear feed him?



Tube Steak? I mean bear Jerky.... I mean.... ah hell you know what I mean! Bear Pecker Anxious as in not wearing any condiments
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted:
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I heard it was protein shakes
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted:
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With mayo or without?
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I heard it was protein shakes



Yep, but I had heard that was for him to drink so he could wash it all down.
Ewok126 Offline
#17 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
With mayo or without?


Someone said it was without, They said it was all Bear but, the word was on the like 3rd or 4th go around, the crazed animal did slap a lil miracle whip on it. The sex famished hostage in question was very grateful for this and chowed down like nobody's business. If not then he would have starved to death. Gonz
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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I saw TW last week,
Now I am under an FBI INVESTIGATION...

QUESTION #1: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
MR.J : Y.E.S.

Q #2: DO YOU KNOW ANY BRETT'S?
MR.J: NO, BUT I NEED A BEER.

Q #3 : WERE YOU EVER TRAUMATIZED?
MR. J : YES, BY GARY O'CONNOR YOUR SSG DIVISION FIELD CHIEF AKA "PAPA F.E.M."

JadeRose Offline
#19 Posted:
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He's out looking for CROS. Either that or his herpes flared up and he's laying low.
HockeyDad Offline
#20 Posted:
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I don't know why people bother looking for CROS.
JadeRose Offline
#21 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
I don't know why people bother looking for CROS.






Welcome, Newb! Is CROS with you?
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
I don't know why people bother looking for CROS.

wrong forum, nood.
I heard you moved to Palestine.
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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Poor CROS... Sad
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