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Last post 5 years ago by Abrignac. 3 replies replies.
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Abrignac Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
So I just got home. First thing I did when I walked was go to the restroom. As Iโ€™m washing my hands I notice my brows are looking a little bushy so I pulled out the trimmer and cleaned them up a bit. Then walked into the bedroom to say hello to my beautiful bride of almost 31 years (11/28). She asked me where I was going. I told her nowhere. So she asked me why I was brushing my teeth (electric toothbrush). I told her I wasnโ€™t brushing my teeth. Yet, she kept insisting I had. I asked her if she wanted me to prove it. She said yes. Big, big mistake. I got a few inches from her face and gave her a big huff of my nasty breath. I seriously doubt sheโ€™ll make that mistake a second time. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
She likely mistook the vibrator you had shoved up your butt for the electric toothbrush...

You gotta forgive her that mistake, bro.
Abrignac Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
Havenโ€™t had the pleasure of Fuzzy.
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