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Lies your SO tells you when the UPS guy shows up...
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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 4:40 PM EST
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Let's talk about your wife's most creative excuses. You're home from work unexpectedly, the Big Brown ........Truck........ shows up but you didn't order anything from cbid. In fact, he isn't carrying a package to the door at all. At least not in his hands. Or he comes to the door and asks about your wife's box. Then what?
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 4:45 PM EST
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Can’t say I blame her Victor......your game has been off lately.
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 4:52 PM EST
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mhmm... that's the sort of post you're going to use to say my game is off.

get a grip z and go back to your tinfoil hat conspiracy blogs.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 4:56 PM EST
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I’m busy having my UPS uniform dry cleaned to get some tough stains out.
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 4:57 PM EST
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oh yeah? I hear clown make-up and blood can be hard to get off your work uniform.
KingoftheCove Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 5:19 PM EST
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Oh...............this is gonna be better......
JadeRose Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 5:43 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I’m busy having my UPS uniform dry cleaned to get some tough stains out.





You're currently behind in points, Vic. Just sayin....
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 5:59 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
You're currently behind in points, Vic. Just sayin....


^this
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 7:55 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Oh...............this is gonna be better......

yup. I like where this is going.

bgz has set up his seat ringside to do real time scoring to boot.
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 10:05 PM EST
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Come on now. We're giving points for that lame joke? We all know that even with a UPS uniform z isn't getting laid by anyone's wife, let alone his own. We've seen the herf pictures. That goatee isn't hiding a manly chin, it's like a walrus... A fatty slope from his lower lip to his collar bone.
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 10:19 PM EST
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5 hours to craft that response?

I bet you are ahead now........ *golf clap*
Speyside Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 10:27 PM EST
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So a few years ago the UPS truck pulls up and delivers a large set of Mauviel pots and pans. Slightly over $2k. My EX gets home and I question her about it explaining my displeasure. She tells me it was disposable income and she disposed it. Note the capitalization of EX.
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 18 2018, 10:40 PM EST
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Sorry z... I was working at a non-menial job and then had to go to the gym.

I'd explain to you what a gym is but it would take too long.
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 10:30 AM EST
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Victor, outside of San Francisco we call those bath houses.....and I know what happens but I wouldn’t go into one. Not judging you, or how non-menial that “labor” is. Again no explanation please.
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 10:44 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yup. I like where this is going.

bgz has set up his seat ringside to do real time scoring to boot.



ROFL, I forgot about that!!!

Thanks for reminding me... took me a minute, then I was like, oh ya!
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 11:05 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Victor, outside of San Francisco we call those bath houses.....and I know what happens but I wouldn’t go into one. Not judging you, or how non-menial that “labor” is. Again no explanation please.


Mhmmm. Well this certainly explains your lack of jawline.

I suppose if you lived your whole life thinking gyms were bathhouses you may end up overweight, trying to fake a jawline with a strip of scraggly hair and still claiming that a woman would desire you... Let alone even be willing to sleep with you.

It doesn't explain who you think you're fooling with that goatee though.
JadeRose Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 11:56 AM EST
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Meh.......this seems more like middle school flirtation than solid heavy weight battle. You both disappoint. I'm sure your "SO's" would agree in more ways than one.
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 11:57 AM EST
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Probably, but mine never have had an Adam’s apple.
JadeRose Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 12:11 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Probably, but mine never have had an Adam’s apple.




Whistlebritches musta had his removed. Is that what happened to his gag reflex?
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 1:34 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Meh.......this seems more like middle school flirtation than solid heavy weight battle. You both disappoint. I'm sure your "SO's" would agree in more ways than one.


You're right. I generally ignore z because every time he interjects himself into a thread I've posted on it just seems like he's begging for attention. It's a bit sad... Very creepy (since I never interact with him intentionally) and frankly boring. He never adds anything new to the conversation.

I shouldn't have let bgz and you goad me into continuing to respond.

Don't feed the trolls, I believe the saying goes.
tailgater Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 2:56 PM EST
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So victor is fixated on Z's jawline?

sounds like kicking the homeless hasn't satiated that urge.
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 5:11 PM EST
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Tail just called you homeless Z.
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Oct 19 2018, 5:38 PM EST
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I don’t think that’s exactly what Joe was saying.....

Victor you’re almost amusing to me, but I do love watching the singing monkey dance when I give the organ grinder a nickel. You try so hard to seem almost intelligent, and I really do appreciate your effort.

BTW leave me some better beer in the fridge for my next role playing adventure.
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Oct 20 2018, 2:35 PM EST
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And you try so hard to get my attention z.


It's pitiful.
Speyside Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Oct 20 2018, 3:29 PM EST
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Awww, give Z some credit. It may be pitiful, but it's the best he can do.
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