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[Question] Shi tting After Winning An Auction
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99cobra2881 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 6:05 AM EST
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
I generally don’t $h!t after the first one but somewhere between the 5th-6th auction when I total my order, that’s when it starts.
Usually just as an “oh $h!t” then I’ll win another auction or two and that’s when I begin “$h!tting” after totaling my auctions. I hear that the sensation will fade in about 7 days.

Anyone else?
Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 11:10 AM EST
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Not here, well not any more. Thanks to the cost of Medical expenses I no longer have this issue. The sensation fading varies from person to person depending on the length of time till the last auction that was bid on passes. Plus, add on a day or three for that initial "Oh shit" thought to pass. Once all this takes place then you will no longer have the problem of shitting after winning an auction.Herfing
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 11:55 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
A reasonable alternative to Ex-Lax.
RMAN4443 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 12:15 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
and you get cigars as a bonus...Applause
Brewha Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 5:29 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,161
I swear there is a “Lawn Sausage” joke here - I just can’t find it.....
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 7:09 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
look on your lawn?
Duh.
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 7:36 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
And watch where you step !
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 8:08 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Welllllll.....

Lately , for me at least...

Even when I win the better brand named cigars on here
( for the last 2 or so years) just about every cigar I get on here is harsh, burns hot or canoes....WTF?

I THINK THE CIGAR COMPANIES aren't aging the tobacco or the the finished cigars like they used to....demand is so hi that they cut back on aging..."roll the f'ers and ship'em out green" is the new Dominican republic motto.

Hence we all get HARSH AND HOT STICKS and have to age them ourselves...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2018, 10:51 AM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Been a while since I have been there, but I def know the feeling.
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