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My Grandmother used to run faster than RODRIGUEZ
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Oct 27 2018, 8:07 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
Sarcasm

What a slow poke crybaby Sox Rodriguez
Just was running to second base...

WTF?

WAAAAA
WAAAAA
WAAAAA

"My forearm hurts and I'm rubbing it on first base plate not paying attention and taking no lead off...while MOOKIE HITS THE BALL and starts running to first...crybaby is still on first base rubbing his
Boo Boo....waaaaaaaaaaa...

SIGH...

HOW MUCH $$$ IS RODRIGUEZ BEING PAID?
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Oct 27 2018, 8:28 PM EST
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yes, she could run faster than him, but she would have come out of the game after being hit on the arm.
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Oct 27 2018, 9:03 PM EST
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Haaaaa!!! LOL!!! ^^^^

The "ROD" IS 25 years old and runs like the Pillsbury
Doughboy....

Maybe he is asthmatic or has a bunion?
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Oct 27 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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the dude hasn't had to be physically fit since eighth grade cuz he was born with a golden arm...pitchers today don't even hit in the minors, I believe.
so very little reason to practice base running.

I'd like to add that I meant no disrespect to your sweet granny when I said she'd leave the game after being HBP. I was factoring in that she would probably be 139 y.o. if alive today.
tonygraz Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Oct 27 2018, 10:55 PM EST
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That was probably when they brought you to Grandma's house for a visit tho.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Oct 27 2018, 11:01 PM EST
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TonyG
me you and Jones...what a herf!
SteveS Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Oct 28 2018, 4:22 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
... pitchers today don't even hit in the minors, I believe.
so very little reason to practice base running.


they don't hit in college either ...
tonygraz Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Oct 28 2018, 4:29 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
TonyG
me you and Jones...what a herf!


Will the SSG be there ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Oct 28 2018, 6:30 PM EST
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I hope not ^^^

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