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bgz Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:30 AM EST
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https://reut.rs/2AFGhiU

Basically some Christian woman in Pakistan got sentenced to death over offering a muslim a sip of water from a cup.

Apparently the water was unclean because it was offered by a Christian.

The judges said there wasn't enough evidence for the blasphemy charges to stick.

Now the angry mob is waiting for her to be released so they can ambush and get justice for that blasphemer.

Oh, the mob wants to kill the judges too.

So yes... let's let the mob flood in so we can welcome their brand of justice here in the States!!!
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:38 AM EST
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What if he had used his own straw..?? Mellow
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 11:23 AM EST
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Straws are bad, man.

Pay attention.
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:29 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
https://reut.rs/2AFGhiU

Basically some Christian woman in Pakistan got sentenced to death over offering a muslim a sip of water from a cup.

Apparently the water was unclean because it was offered by a Christian.

The judges said there wasn't enough evidence for the blasphemy charges to stick.

Now the angry mob is waiting for her to be released so they can ambush and get justice for that blasphemer.

Oh, the mob wants to kill the judges too.

So yes... let's let the mob flood in so we can welcome their brand of justice here in the States!!!

we must build that wall on the Pakistan border
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:33 PM EST
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I think that's India's job.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Straws are bad, man.

Pay attention.





not the new Personal 3-D Printer Straws!
bgz Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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This article has some quotes from the mob:

https://bit.ly/2PzcikK
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:38 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think that's India's job.

India will stop them from flooding in here?
bgz Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:43 PM EST
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Well, there are literally 10s of thousands of protesters calling for the woman's head in the streets right now, so I think they're busy.

Luckily most muslims are moderate, so only a small fraction of those seeking justice would take part in the actual killing of that blasphemous woman.
RMAN4443 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:45 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Straws are bad, man.

Pay attention.





Paper straws are still ok, right? Anxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 12:48 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Well, there are literally 10s of thousands of protesters calling for the woman's head in the streets right now, so I think they're busy.

Luckily most muslims are moderate, so only a small fraction of those seeking justice would take part in the actual killing of that blasphemous woman.

But they can all take satisfaction in knowing that the deed has been done...Anxious
dstieger Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 1:09 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Paper straws are still ok, right? Anxious

Paper straws were never ok
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 2:44 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
But they can all take satisfaction in knowing that the deed has been done...Anxious


That's the greatest benefit to being a moderate!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 2:59 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think that's India's job.

Oh man, if they are currently experiencing a shortage of Mexicans, we could solve two nations problems and get rich in the interim... Just gotta get India to order a package big enough to sneak the sample Mexicans into...
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 3:12 PM EST
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I love when I get freebies with my order!

If you accidentally send them a lazy one, they could always put him on the phone in a tech support role...

He might get mad though when he opens the microwave to put his tamales in and it smells like curry.
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#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 3:14 PM EST
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He'll deal with the curry, they'll deal with the cumin... This is too important a deal to screw up over sensitive olfactory nerves...
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 3:23 PM EST
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Just throw a handful of clothespins in the bag and call it a day.
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:11 PM EST
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I'm still trying to figure out if I'm supposed to be paralyzed with fear about Pakistani Muslims flooding our border(s).
Mid terms are here and I need to know if I should vote in panic...
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#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:17 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
we must build that wall on the Pakistan border

And make Mexico pay for it.
bgz Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:25 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
And make Mexico pay for it.


Dude, you haven't been reading, the current cbid plan is to export Mexicans to BUILD the wall, not to pay for it.
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#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:30 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Dude, you haven't been reading, the current cbid plan is to export Mexicans to BUILD the wall, not to pay for it.

Wait...if we export them they won’t be here to build the wall....

Although it does make as much sense as making Mexicano pay for it.
Hell some folk will believe anything.
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#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:42 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out if I'm supposed to be paralyzed with fear about Pakistani Muslims flooding our border(s).
Mid terms are here and I need to know if I should vote in panic...

That's just stupid... Doesn't matter how much water you add to the rio Grande, it isn't gonna flood... It'll just go to the ocean... Silly Pakistani's...
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#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:44 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Wait...if we export them they won’t be here to build the wall....

Although it does make as much sense as making Mexicano pay for it.
Hell some folk will believe anything.

Location of the wall has changed... We need Mexicans to India and some kinda damn-building people to our southern border to protect us from the growing threat of flooding...
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#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:49 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
That's just stupid... Doesn't matter how much water you add to the rio Grande, it isn't gonna flood... It'll just go to the ocean... Silly Pakistani's...

so I'm not worried?
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#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:55 PM EST
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We could build a dam... Mexico would prolly appreciate that... Mellow
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 6:56 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Wait...if we export them they won’t be here to build the wall....


But we have 5000 new Mexicans on their way here now, we should have plenty to share.


(If you're shaking your head in confusion right now, blame opie).
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#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:01 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
so I'm not worried?

Its probably just gas..,
opelmanta1900 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:03 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
But we have 5000 new Mexicans on their way here now, we should have plenty to share.


(If you're shaking your head in confusion right now, blame opie).

"Blame me all you want as long as you're willing to give me credit when my racism saves the world." - Thomas Jefferson
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#29 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:06 PM EST
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Axl wrote that man... Not talking
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#30 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:10 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Location of the wall has changed... We need Mexicans to India and some kinda damn-building people to our southern border to protect us from the growing threat of flooding...


We're building a wall around florida?
Brewha Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:10 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
But we have 5000 new Mexicans on their way here now, we should have plenty to share.


(If you're shaking your head in confusion right now, blame opie).

No wonder I hated Andy Griffith...
bgz Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:17 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
No wonder I hated Andy Griffith...


Ya, I hear that old school tv shows will rot your brain... at least that's what the old farts said when I was a little kid as they watched tv, so I assume it was just the sh*t they watched.
Brewha Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:18 PM EST
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I heard Opie grew up to found a religion called Scientology.
bgz Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:18 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
We're building a wall around florida?


no, I think the new plan is to build a moat and stock it with alligators from Florida.
bgz Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:20 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I heard Opie grew up to found a religion called Scientology.


See, there you have it, the old farts were right.
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#36 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:23 PM EST
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That is worry some. I’m kinda old, and If I eat chillie and drink beer....well....
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#37 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 7:25 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
no, I think the new plan is to build a moat and stock it with alligators from Florida.

PRolly be more effective deterrent if we stocked it with trailer trash from florida....

two birds and all....
bgz Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:12 PM EST
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But I heard they can't swim.
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#39 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:41 PM EST
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Those Christians in the Middle East are still having it rough. I've been meeting more people from the Syrian/Antiochan Catholic Rites as well as Orthodox and Coptics here in Houston. It's good that they got out safe but absolutely terrible that they're having to seek asylum in the first place.
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#40 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:54 PM EST
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it's terrible that anyone has to seek asylum
bgz Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 8:58 PM EST
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It makes it worse when they take advantage of the system and claim asylum when they really don't need it. It only hurts the people that really do.
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#42 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:02 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
It makes it worse when they take advantage of the system and claim asylum when they really don't need it. It only hurts the people that really do.

I'm pretty sure JJ and I mean the real deal seekers.
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#43 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:07 PM EST
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So we agree then, the lawyers on the border and soros and his ilk are scumbags for getting thousands that don't need it to claim it.
DrafterX Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:09 PM EST
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Why didn't they just go to the local US embassy if the needed asylum..?? Mellow
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#45 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:16 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
So we agree then, the lawyers on the border and soros and his ilk are scumbags for getting thousands that don't need it to claim it.

may not be as easy to get as just making a claim.
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#46 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:17 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Why didn't they just go to the local US embassy if the needed asylum..?? Mellow

I am in 100% support of entering the right way.
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:19 PM EST
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Me too... Mellow
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#48 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:21 PM EST
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me too
bgz Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
may not be as easy to get as just making a claim.


Ya, but they are doing their best to clog the system preventing those in need from obtaining asylum.
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#50 Posted: Thu, Nov 1 2018, 9:40 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I am in 100% support of entering the right way.



There are plenty who support entering through the the exit.
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