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corey sellers Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 8:46 PM EST
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That sounds really good to me leave it to Ewok you always come up with the good ****
frankj1 Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 8:53 PM EST
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Frank what did you do with the ball stamp


I burned it. Then I boiled my hands.
RMAN4443 Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 8:57 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Frank what did you do with the ball stamp


I framed it. Then I oiled my hands and pleasured myself several times.

Anxious Angel
frankj1 Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 8:59 PM EST
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I thought that part was obvious
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:02 PM EST
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Thanks for letting me in, I appreciate it. No more shenanigans. Note that I sent you my list and addy a couple days ago.

That said, I don’t try to make waves on here on purpose. I see through weird, curvy glasses and unfortunately how I come across on here is very different than who I am in person. You can ask anyone from the Sip Herf or Moose Manor Herf. They all know the real Charles.

I can promise that whoever I get will be very pleased with what I send.
kombat96 Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:07 PM EST
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Noop hug. I hate noop. You all sound like 14 year old girls.
NWStogie Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:09 PM EST
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Welcome aboard, Hank!

Ewok! Even my self-justified d1ck moments, I wouldn’t have thought of that. Cigars for our deployed brothers and sisters might be good as an alternative. As my d1ck penance, I would be happy to match whatever he sends, if he wants to do this.

I’m excited for the 2018 A.S.S. shenanigans to begin! Ordered something special for my target last night. And I’m making plans for more. Woot!
corey sellers Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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Fellas we are heading the right direction for this to be one of the best ever And I am not Involved


Dammit
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:19 PM EST
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LoL
NWStogie Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:19 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Fellas we are heading the right direction for this to be one of the best ever And I am not Involved


Dammit


There may be some collateral damage. You never know.
Jrc02005 Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:43 PM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
There may be some collateral damage. You never know.

Whistle
RMAN4443 Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:47 PM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
Noop hug. I hate noop. You all sound like 14 year old girls.

Oh yeah!!!! Would a 14 year old girl send you a dozen lanceros and a dozen panatelas??Anxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 9:48 PM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
There may be some collateral damage. You never know.

Or get into the thing,while the getting is good...
RMAN4443 Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 10:15 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I thought that part was obvious

Still, to honor full disclosure, it had to be said. ..Beer
frankj1 Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Nov 28 2018, 10:30 PM EST
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true, true.
Ewok126 Offline
#116 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 3:37 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
That sounds really good to me leave it to Ewok you always come up with the good ****


Awe Brother but if the truth be told This is just how my brain works all the time.

NWStogie wrote:
Welcome aboard, Hank!

Ewok! Even my self-justified d1ck moments, I wouldn’t have thought of that. Cigars for our deployed brothers and sisters might be good as an alternative. As my d1ck penance, I would be happy to match whatever he sends, if he wants to do this.

I’m excited for the 2018 A.S.S. shenanigans to begin! Ordered something special for my target last night. And I’m making plans for more. Woot!


I would buy tickets to see the video. But, Yep I have to agree, I do think the alternative for Hank would be to send a Very Large sized donation to our deployed brothers and sisters. See that way he can learn that it is better to give and to give very generously than it is to receive. Awesome Idea Brother Stogie! Beer
ypetryna Offline
#117 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:04 AM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
There may be some collateral damage. You never know.



i heard that could always happen
kombat96 Offline
#118 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 10:25 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Oh yeah!!!! Would a 14 year old girl send you a dozen lanceros and a dozen panatelas??Anxious



I'll aussie boom-a-rang then back at you with wombat poop on them.


ram27bat
RMAN4443 Offline
#119 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 2:09 PM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
I'll aussie boom-a-rang then back at you with wombat poop on them.


ram27bat

That's not very nice....doesn't sound like the spirit of Christmas to me d'oh!
Ewok126 Offline
#120 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 2:30 PM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
I'll aussie boom-a-rang then back at you with wombat poop on them.


ram27bat




Blink Blink https://goo.gl/snHvf7
kombat96 Offline
#121 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 5:25 PM EST
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^^^^LOL^^^^
Whistlebritches Offline
#122 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 7:42 PM EST
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Welcome back Hank.........don't **** this up.Spanking
corey sellers Offline
#123 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 8:39 PM EST
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That's what I am talking about hope to get everyone sent targets sent out tomorrow then let the **** start
stinger88 Offline
#124 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:04 PM EST
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Looking forward to it!
corey sellers Offline
#125 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:09 PM EST
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Me to brother hope this is a great one and I don't phug it up
kombat96 Offline
#126 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:32 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Me to brother hope this is a great one and I don't phug it up



You already have , by letting these asshat dinks participate.
corey sellers Offline
#127 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:37 PM EST
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I was hoping to get all messages sent tomorrow but I have to go to work tomorrow so by Saturday this will be a done deal sorry guys just had some **** go wrong still shooting for tomorrow
corey sellers Offline
#128 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:38 PM EST
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And kombat it is getting late for you about time for you to hibernate I will make sure someone sends you a box of lanceros
frankj1 Offline
#129 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2018, 9:43 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
And kombat it is getting late for you about time for you to hibernate I will make sure someone sends you a box of lanceros...signature required

wicked smaht
kombat96 Offline
#130 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 3:30 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
wicked smaht



Yes, no & ram27bat
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#131 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 11:35 AM EST
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NWStogie and I are working on something together for the troops. More details to come.
dstieger Offline
#132 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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Nice.

Details not required.

Unless you need our help
corey sellers Offline
#133 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 11:47 AM EST
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Y'all let me know what you have planned I can add to it.
Ewok126 Offline
#134 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 12:52 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
NWStogie and I are working on something together for the troops. More details to come.


Hank's Lesson Itinerary Guide

1) let me say Very nice indeed.

2) "More details to come" Translation "More Bragging to come" (Do not Mess up!) You have just started your journey on the right path. Do not deviate! And Remember! A single photo is required of you doing your good deed titled something like "Changing my Evil Ways" with a small description. That is the only details that is required.

corey sellers wrote:
Y'all let me know what you have planned I can add to it.

3) Well, ain't love grand! Y'all want to lay on the ground and make snow angles together?whip Oh, I can add to it as well if y'all would like.


corey sellers Offline
#135 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 2:36 PM EST
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Are you jealous furry one
corey sellers Offline
#136 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 3:45 PM EST
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Remember not to put your return address on the box make up one or use someone elses . Make sure to put some kind of clue in the box. All Santas should have there targets now try to get this out before Christmas please.
rfenst Offline
#137 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 4:00 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Remember not to put your return address on the box make up one or use someone elses . Make sure to put some kind of clue in the box. All Santas should have there targets now try to get this out before Christmas please.


Put your target's address where you would put your return address.
Ewok126 Offline
#138 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 4:27 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Are you jealous furry one



Me? Never!

I don't have enough sense to be jealous. Anxious
stinger88 Offline
#139 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 6:22 PM EST
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Do we have a “bomb by” date or a “no earlier than” date?
corey sellers Offline
#140 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 6:26 PM EST
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Before Christmas and start bombing now sounds good to me. Shiat I'm ready to see some carnage
Whistlebritches Offline
#141 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 6:43 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Before Christmas and start bombing now sounds good to me. Shiat I'm ready to see some carnage


+1.......Making my road trip tomorrow to pick up some goodies
RMAN4443 Offline
#142 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2018, 7:59 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
+1.......Making my road trip tomorrow to pick up some goodies

+2....Ho Ho Ho
Ewok126 Offline
#143 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 7:10 AM EST
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Lets see,

Some used happy meal toys from a yard sale, Check
Some pre-swallowed Lego heads (with the Ewok dookie washed off. Well, on most of em anyway.), Check
A Black and Mild cigar, Check
A Grape flavored fruit juice box (with straw) Check
An empty Pez dispenser with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle head, Check
A broken, chewed on #2 pencil, Check
A photo of myself, Check
Some Bacon flavored dog treats, Check
A tumble weave (found in the local gas station parking lot while buying the Black & Mild) Check
A coupon for a free small coffee at Mcdonalds (expires three days) Check
An opened Cracker Jack prize (A lick em and stick em tattoo of a Daisy)

Ok my box is ready to send out on the 7th! Man, My target is one lucky person! Anxious
kombat96 Offline
#144 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 9:44 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Lets see,

Some used happy meal toys from a yard sale, Check
Some pre-swallowed Lego heads (with the Ewok dookie washed off. Well, on most of em anyway.), Check
A Black and Mild cigar, Check
A Grape flavored fruit juice box (with straw) Check
An empty Pez dispenser with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle head, Check
A broken, chewed on #2 pencil, Check
A photo of myself, Check
Some Bacon flavored dog treats, Check
A tumble weave (found in the local gas station parking lot while buying the Black & Mild) Check
A coupon for a free small coffee at Mcdonalds (expires three days) Check
An opened Cracker Jack prize (A lick em and stick em tattoo of a Daisy)

Ok my box is ready to send out on the 7th! Man, My target is one lucky person! Anxious



Ghey
corey sellers Offline
#145 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 10:06 AM EST
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Not one lancero for the wombat
Ewok126 Offline
#146 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 2:18 PM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
Ghey




Ghey?

Ok OK! Damn, I will throw in some Lanceros for you! For Phugs Sake, you are such a high maintenance school girl when you don't get what you want. ram27bat
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#147 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 7:32 PM EST
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Ok, NWStogie and my donation to the troops will go out Monday. About 90 total cigars for them to enjoy.

I have always loved sending cigars to the troops. The deserve them more than any of us, fighting for our freedom! They deserve a nice luxury and relaxing moment after the days that they have.

Got my SS. Will be loading up for that soon!

Peace to everyone!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#148 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 7:34 PM EST
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I’m slowly learning to really enjoy lanceros. Realized this with the Jericho Hill. Absolutely loved the lancero then I had some sort of box pressed robusto and it was only ok.
Mandobro Offline
#149 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 7:36 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Lets see,

Some used happy meal toys from a yard sale, Check
Some pre-swallowed Lego heads (with the Ewok dookie washed off. Well, on most of em anyway.), Check
A Black and Mild cigar, Check
A Grape flavored fruit juice box (with straw) Check
An empty Pez dispenser with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle head, Check
A broken, chewed on #2 pencil, Check
A photo of myself, Check
Some Bacon flavored dog treats, Check
A tumble weave (found in the local gas station parking lot while buying the Black & Mild) Check
A coupon for a free small coffee at Mcdonalds (expires three days) Check
An opened Cracker Jack prize (A lick em and stick em tattoo of a Daisy)

Ok my box is ready to send out on the 7th! Man, My target is one lucky person! Anxious


Ooohh, hope it's me!
Ewok126 Offline
#150 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2018, 8:07 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
Ooohh, hope it's me!


You just want the picture of me don't you?Drool
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