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frankj1 Offline
#251 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,693
RMAN4443 wrote:
What flavor was it???Anxious

tastes like azz


duh.
RMAN4443 Offline
#252 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
You are like a genius!!!!
kombat96 Offline
#253 Posted:
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Posts: 9,717
Mine leaves today. I'll give appropriate tracking to Corey.
ypetryna Offline
#254 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2012
Posts: 1,323
I believe it was unflavored
ypetryna Offline
#255 Posted:
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Posts: 1,323
I believe it was unflavored
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#256 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,672
Mine says it should deliver today, fingers crossed!
lance4824 Offline
#257 Posted:
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Posts: 653
What happened to discretion? I thought half the fun was to make the person guess who sent the package.
stinger88 Offline
#258 Posted:
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Posts: 6,434
^^good point. I jgot caught up in the excitement of getting it out the door.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#259 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,672
True. Didn't think of that. Other than my person knowing I have them due to circumstances. LoL
Mandobro Offline
#260 Posted:
Joined: 04-10-2013
Posts: 712
frankj1 wrote:
tastes like azz


duh.

Not ever having tasted azz, I'll have to defer to your obviously wider range experience.

And, guess what, Frank, I'm retired.
Whistlebritches Offline
#261 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 21,814
lance4824 wrote:
What happened to discretion? I thought half the fun was to make the person guess who sent the package.


I expect several landing between now and Monday so it'll still be a challenge for some.I didn't make mine overly difficult.........I mean they see its from bum **** Texas they know it's me anyway.

Merry Christmas Mofo's
frankj1 Offline
#262 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,693
Mandobro wrote:
Not ever having tasted azz, I'll have to defer to your obviously wider range experience.

And, guess what, Frank, I'm retired.

thanks?
Mandobro Offline
#263 Posted:
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Posts: 712
frankj1 wrote:
thanks?

Actually, I should thank you. You took that one for the team and I'm very grateful.
frankj1 Offline
#264 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,693
my breath smells terrific
Ewok126 Offline
#265 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
You mean to tell me none of y'all have gotten your Brown Wings? Blink Blink Blink

I thought ya'll was all like some pioneers and chit up in this trailer park! Not talking
corey sellers Offline
#266 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 9,307
I am from the south have you ever heard if its heads suck in the fence it's a good day lmao
stinger88 Offline
#267 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,434
All righty....my Secret Santa bombed my mailbox today. I will try to sort through the wreckage and do some research before posting a list.
Ewok126 Offline
#268 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
corey sellers wrote:
I am from the south have you ever heard if its heads suck in the fence it's a good day lmao



Especially if there is a step stool behind it cause I am short you know!
corey sellers Offline
#269 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 9,307
Yeah and some of that lube
stinger88 Offline
#270 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,434
Here is the damage inflicted upon me.

La Gloria Cubana serie r limitada 2003
Tat Jekyll Full Size
Tat Pudgy Chuck
Tiff
Tat Lil Monster Lil Drac
Wolfie
Mini Mum
Frank Jr
Baby Face
Viaje TNT (if my memory is correct)
Mi Querida Sakakhan nh
Onyx Vintage 97 (I believe) nh
Viaje Skull and Bones M?stery
Tatuaje Négociant Monopole No. 4
LFD DL452
DE Deadwood Crazy Alice nh
DE Fat Bottom Betty
Black Label Santa Muerte nh
Viaje C-4
Opus X Lost City Robbie 2016
Neanderthal SGP
Saison First Harvest 2009
Cain Straight Ligero
Cromag Cranium nh
Cromag Black Irish
601 La Bomba Atomic
La Palina Red Label Robbie
UF-13
Dirty Rat
AF Hemi Classic

Colibri White Cutter
Jameson Flask
Jameson Bottle Opener

and.......one ball sack stamp.
(Not really...he sent a small, kids octopus stamper).

Pretty sure that was Hank the Tank’s clue to who he was.

Thanks for 30 awesome cigars and the accompanying swag.

David





stinger88 Offline
#271 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,434
Any other’s land today?
corey sellers Offline
#272 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 9,307
Great job some of the smokes I have never even heard of
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#273 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,672
My A.s.S. Came today and it wiped out my entire neighborhood. My neighbors are ready to kill me since this thing leveled all of their houses.

I am guessing that the challenge coin is my hint and my only guess is Stinger. Well that and his address is on the box.

Dude, thank you so much! Your generosity is so over the top! So many cigars I have been wanting to try!

Here is the damage:

Partagas Culebras CC
Cohibas Maduro 5 CC
Bolivar CC
Liga No 9
H.Upmann Magnum 46
SLR Serie A Cab Select (what is this?)
Puros Indios One Cigar The Indio Chief (massive cigar about 2 feet long)
Black Pearl Cedar wrap with purple ribbon
2 Tat Skinny Monsters (not sure which ones)
BLTC Satuation
Undercrown Sungrown Pig
Diamond Crown
Pardon 1926
Don Pepin Original
Cupido Tuxed
AF Sungrown
Jericho Hill Lancero
Pot Laranga Lancero CC
Partagas 150
BLTC Lawless

Founders Dirty ****
Founders Breakfast Stout
Dragons Milk Bourbon Barrel Aged
Yeti Rambler
Xikar cutter and lighter
Chuck Norris Calendar
Aloha Macs chocolates
Military Challenge coin
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#274 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,672
You are correct on the Onyx. Got a couple in a purchase from a friend.
stinger88 Offline
#275 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,434
The SLR Serie A Cab Select is one of Buckwheats very aged Cubans. I would say that it is a special occasion cigar.
corey sellers Offline
#276 Posted:
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Posts: 9,307
Awesome job by my vet
Phil222 Offline
#277 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
Wow! Way to go, gentlemen.
Ewok126 Offline
#278 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Holy Freaking COW!

The package from my ASS arrived today and BOY oh BOY my ASS was generous as PhuGGGG!

It is going to take me a bit to get all that was in my ASS package sorted, written down and listed.

With that being said, I would like to send out a huge huge SUPER HUGE! thank you to my ASS.

because My ASS is the best ASS EVAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Big Hug
NWStogie Offline
#279 Posted:
Joined: 07-25-2016
Posts: 736
It's so cool to see the bombs flying back and forth! Merry A.S.S. Christmas, you hooligans!
kombat96 Offline
#280 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
With all these ass bombs flying, dont let that distract you from the fact that I hate noops & lanceros. LoL

This reminds me of the old cbid. B4 the noops, lol. Soon as mine lands I'm hibernating.
Mandobro Offline
#281 Posted:
Joined: 04-10-2013
Posts: 712
Geez, I guess I'd better get mine out.
RMAN4443 Offline
#282 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Another Amazon delivery here today from my Sexy A.S.S. cbid Santa....and it contained an item that caused my sphincter to pucker in fear Anxious ...

a tube of KY Jelly....I'm not sure what my sexy A.S.S. CBID Santa has planned, but I have stopped sleeping on my stomach, and will be sleeping on my back for the foreseeable future...Thanks(I think) Santa...Scared
corey sellers Offline
#283 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 9,307
Dammit boy I just really lol and and got a tear in my eye from laughing wife is looking at me crazy lock your doors he is coming well maybe not yet but sounds you like you have lube now Santa's little helper

delta1 Offline
#284 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 27,512
haha...you guys are rockin it this year...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#285 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,672
Where are the others? Seems like people are waiting until the last second. LoL
csgamecock Offline
#286 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2012
Posts: 2,387
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Where are the others? Seems like people are waiting until the last second. LoL


I've actually had a unexpected delay but I'm hoping to have mine out in the next few days.
Jrc02005 Offline
#287 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2015
Posts: 528
Been a busy weekend, but my package landed on Saturday. Inside were definitely some tasty treats.

A box of Room 101 Chief Cool Arrow Filerokee (I missed out on grabbing these so definitely very happy about this)
A two pack of Buck 388 Large toothpick and 385 toothpick knives.(Definitely a knife guy, I have a ton at home. What collection is complete without some buck knives)
Pioneer of Texas pepper sauce(love hot sauce)
Yellowstone Select Bourbon(havent had, but a huge bourbon fan)

So, I know it's from Texas, and my guess would definitely be Whistlebritches. Thanks Santa, definitely liking the package.
corey sellers Offline
#288 Posted:
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Posts: 9,307
Applause

Good job Santa
Whistlebritches Offline
#289 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 21,814
Jrc02005 wrote:
Been a busy weekend, but my package landed on Saturday. Inside were definitely some tasty treats.

A box of Room 101 Chief Cool Arrow Filerokee (I missed out on grabbing these so definitely very happy about this)
A two pack of Buck 388 Large toothpick and 385 toothpick knives.(Definitely a knife guy, I have a ton at home. What collection is complete without some buck knives)
Pioneer of Texas pepper sauce(love hot sauce)
Yellowstone Select Bourbon(havent had, but a huge bourbon fan)

So, I know it's from Texas, and my guess would definitely be Whistlebritches. Thanks Santa, definitely liking the package.


Enjoy........just glad to see it all made it intact.BTW the Pioneer sauce is for beef,you'll see when you taste it.I like it on brisket,especially a brisket sammich.
Ewok126 Offline
#290 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Jrc02005 wrote:
Been a busy weekend, but my package landed on Saturday. Inside were definitely some tasty treats.

A box of Room 101 Chief Cool Arrow Filerokee (I missed out on grabbing these so definitely very happy about this)
A two pack of Buck 388 Large toothpick and 385 toothpick knives.(Definitely a knife guy, I have a ton at home. What collection is complete without some buck knives)
Pioneer of Texas pepper sauce(love hot sauce)
Yellowstone Select Bourbon(havent had, but a huge bourbon fan)

So, I know it's from Texas, and my guess would definitely be Whistlebritches. Thanks Santa, definitely liking the package.


Very nice indeed. Heck yeah on them Chief Cool Arrows! I have never tried the Yellowstone but we know its made from at least 51% corn. I think this is why I am a Bourbon fan myself. This fat boy is Corn Bred and Corn Fed!


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Great Job!
RMAN4443 Offline
#291 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Great job Santa(Whistle)Applause Applause Applause

Jrc, I'd love to see a pic of those knives...I'm kind of a knife guy myself...the Buck Texas Toothpicks sound pretty niceHerfing
lance4824 Offline
#292 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 653
Jrc02005 wrote:
Been a busy weekend, but my package landed on Saturday. Inside were definitely some tasty treats.

A box of Room 101 Chief Cool Arrow Filerokee (I missed out on grabbing these so definitely very happy about this)
A two pack of Buck 388 Large toothpick and 385 toothpick knives.(Definitely a knife guy, I have a ton at home. What collection is complete without some buck knives)
Pioneer of Texas pepper sauce(love hot sauce)
Yellowstone Select Bourbon(havent had, but a huge bourbon fan)

So, I know it's from Texas, and my guess would definitely be Whistlebritches. Thanks Santa, definitely liking the package.


That is an awesome box....
lance4824 Offline
#293 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 653
stinger88 wrote:
Here is the damage inflicted upon me.

La Gloria Cubana serie r limitada 2003
Tat Jekyll Full Size
Tat Pudgy Chuck
Tiff
Tat Lil Monster Lil Drac
Wolfie
Mini Mum
Frank Jr
Baby Face
Viaje TNT (if my memory is correct)
Mi Querida Sakakhan nh
Onyx Vintage 97 (I believe) nh
Viaje Skull and Bones M?stery
Tatuaje Négociant Monopole No. 4
LFD DL452
DE Deadwood Crazy Alice nh
DE Fat Bottom Betty
Black Label Santa Muerte nh
Viaje C-4
Opus X Lost City Robbie 2016
Neanderthal SGP
Saison First Harvest 2009
Cain Straight Ligero
Cromag Cranium nh
Cromag Black Irish
601 La Bomba Atomic
La Palina Red Label Robbie
UF-13
Dirty Rat
AF Hemi Classic

Colibri White Cutter
Jameson Flask
Jameson Bottle Opener

and.......one ball sack stamp.
(Not really...he sent a small, kids octopus stamper).

Pretty sure that was Hank the Tank’s clue to who he was.

Thanks for 30 awesome cigars and the accompanying swag.

David






Great job... Herfing
kombat96 Offline
#294 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
You are all ghey. Talking about packages and where they are landing. LOL
Jrc02005 Offline
#295 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2015
Posts: 528
Whistlebritches wrote:
Enjoy........just glad to see it all made it intact.BTW the Pioneer sauce is for beef,you'll see when you taste it.I like it on brisket,especially a brisket sammich.


Hey any excuse for some brisket is a good thing by me.

RMAN4443 wrote:

Great job Santa(Whistle)Applause Applause Applause

Jrc, I'd love to see a pic of those knives...I'm kind of a knife guy myself...the Buck Texas Toothpicks sound pretty niceHerfing


I'll try to get a pic of the package up today.
lance4824 Offline
#296 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 653
I got my box today. I will post damages soon.
lance4824 Offline
#297 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 653
I got my box today and I am guessing RMAN4443 is my Santa.....

Here is the damage....

Yankee Farmer’s
2 – Buffalo Snack Stick (2 per packs)
1 – Buffalo Summer Sausage
1 – Buffalo Peppered Jerky

New Hampshire Maple syrup

Blackwater NH Ale Mustard

Herf-A-Dor Travel case (15 cigars)

Crown Royal (Gift set with 2 glasses)

Palio Cutter (Kentucky Fire Cured)


The Ave Maria Sampler Box includes: (Never Had any of the sampler)
1- Ark of the Covenant (gordo) (4.5" x 60)
1- Barbarossa (churchill) (7.0" x 48)
1- Charlemagne (double corona) (7.5" x 54)
1- Clermont (corona) (5.5" x 45)
1- Crusader (robusto) (5.0" x 52)
1- Knights Templar (toro) (6.0" x 48)
1- Lionheart (box-press) (5.5" x 55)
1- St. George (belicoso) (6.0" x 54)

1 – AVO XO Maestroso (Had – great)
1 – AVO Classic No. 6 (NH)
1 – AF Flor Fina 8-5-8 (Had – Great)
1 – AF Signature Cameroon (Had – great)
1 – Oliva G (NH)
1 – RyJ Viejo R (NH)
1 – My Father Connecticut (Had – great)
1 – CAO La Traviata (NH)
1 – Crowned Heads Four Kicks (NH)
1 – AB Prensado (Had one today – good)
1 – La Aurora Corojo (NH)
1 – Nat Sherman Sterling (NH)
1 – Oliva Gilberto Oliva Reserva (NH))
1 – Fighting C0ck (NH) (Being a Gamecock fan I am excited about this one)
1 – Castro Back Room (NH) (I can’t wait to try)

I got an awesome letter also... and info on NH...

thank you so much.. This made my week...



Herfing
Ewok126 Offline
#298 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Fantastic Job Santa!
RMAN4443 Offline
#299 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
You got me lance....all those food products are made within a ten minute ride from my house...
The mustard is made for a local BBQ restauraunt from ale brewed right nearby...and the meat products are made at a local bison farm, where they raise the bison
I hope there's a couple of smokes in there that will make your spirits bright...The Castro's Backroom is an exclusive to my local B&M...I like them, give it a try and let me know what you think
Well, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!!! Ho Ho HoBeer
corey sellers Offline
#300 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 9,307
Good job Santa
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