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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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A Pennsylvania man died of his injuries this week, months after his wife shot him in the head during a drug-fueled argument about oatmeal, authorities said.

John Maki, 29, of Fayette County, was shot in the head April 5 after smoking crack cocaine with his wife, when he complained that she bought traditional oatmeal instead of the instant variety, authorities said.

Film at 11.... Think
Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted:
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Well chit, Gots to give her some kudos for her aiming abilities while loaded up on crack. Blink Blink Blink
delta1 Offline
#3 Posted:
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well, duh...everybody knows that traditional oatmeal is way better than instant...
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted:
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Wonder if she was smoking traditional Crack or some lame, instant equivalent.
Phil222 Offline
#5 Posted:
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I've heard that traditional oatmeal is harder to digest than Lego heads.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#6 Posted:
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There is only one oatmeal, and it is Irish steel cut. All others are impostors.

David
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Wonder if she was smoking traditional Crack or some lame, instant equivalent.

Smoking Crack???? Sounds like someone needs a new lube???Think
Gene363 Offline
#8 Posted:
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If they weren't high they would be eating steel cut oats instead of lumps snot, AKA regular oatmeal.
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted:
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
There is only one oatmeal, and it is Irish steel cut. All others are impostors.

David


^^^What he said!!!
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