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" The Merry Christmas 2018 500"
Ram27 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Continuing on with MAC's theme, go for it folks. Herfing
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted:
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pretty sure the Skillet was responsible for the demise of more chikens den da Hawk, danm...
Ram27 Offline
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Yes Virginia this is the " New 500"........



.............and I approve. ram27bat
victor809 Offline
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But because of the hawk skillet couldn't even be put to his namesake....

Is this the next 500? The name doesn't involve fat naked men with pizza so I wasn't sure....
deadeyedick Offline
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Doesn't seem kosher for Ram to approve his own 500 Think
SmokeMonkey Offline
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deadeyedick wrote:
Doesn't seem kosher for Ram to approve his own 500 Think


Sounds like we need a ruling from Frank.
victor809 Offline
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We have no alternate approvers... No one else is qualified.

SmokeMonkey Offline
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victor809 wrote:
We have no alternate approvers... No one else is qualified.



If it’s kosher we’re looking for it’s gotta be Frankie Tripod or Rfenst, right?
Whistlebritches Offline
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Another one........Ram really?
DrafterX Offline
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
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So, some dude in a cow costume kidnapped Damn's chiken..?? Think
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted:
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No... It was a hawk costume.


But he gave the chicken to opel's girl... Then she got SARS...

But it's ok. She got better.
tailgater Offline
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I thought that was a newt?
8trackdisco Offline
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Ram27 wrote:
Yes Virginia this is the " New 500"........

.............and I approve. ram27bat


Ram approving a Ram started thread. Eh?

Shenna..... Shennan.... conflict of interest!
8trackdisco Offline
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🐑 may have killed danm's 🐔
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Mommy and Baby girl are obviously still at the hospital... I'm home to get the boy... He wasn't looking forward to another sleepover at the grandparents and Baby girl has improved significantly so we figured it best this way...

I was gonna comment on how little sleep I got last night, but after some easy conversions I realized I still got like 11.6 nights worth of danm sleep, so no complaints...
frankj1 Offline
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Kosher
Literally, “fit, proper or correct.”

we might have a problem here...

Oh, congrats Ram.
danmdevries Offline
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Congrats Ram

On closer inspection, it was Peanut the black hen. Not Skillet the black silkie rooster.
danmdevries Offline
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Happy Thursday fellas
opelmanta1900 Offline
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rip 'nut...
8trackdisco Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
Congrats Ram

On closer inspection, it was Peanut the black hen. Not Skillet the black silkie rooster.


So it was a Sexist and Racist related attack?

Somebody get Al & Jesse to stir things up.
rfenst Offline
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Good morning, people

I am taking Noah to have his wisdom teeth removed in a couple hours. What would ordinarily be a long boring day will be lightened up by the Jily Bean cart my kids got me for my birthday. Wife's last day on her job. She starts with a new employer Monday.She loved her old job, but is being paid a chit-load more with the new job. Oh, by the way- Ram that was a lovely end to the last thread. Kudos.
Burner02 Offline
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Good luck to Noah.
SmokeMonkey Offline
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Good morning, y’all
corey sellers Offline
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Morning ladies and gents
tamapatom Offline
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What's this I keep hearing about Hank killing a chicken? Did he choke him? We don't hear anything from him forever and then this!
Ram27 Offline
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Thank you Robert & sending good vibes for Noah.

Morning gang. Herfing
DrafterX Offline
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Cool Dudes...
opelmanta1900 Offline
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rfenst wrote:
Good morning, people

I am taking Noah to have his wisdom teeth removed in a couple hours. What would ordinarily be a long boring day will be lightened up by the Jily Bean cart my kids got me for my birthday. Wife's last day on her job. She starts with a new employer Monday.She loved her old job, but is being paid a chit-load more with the new job. Oh, by the way- Ram that was a lovely end to the last thread. Kudos.

Can I ask what a jily bean cart is? Its probably not what I think it is...

Also, RUN NOAH!
deadeyedick Offline
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If I get this straight, Peanut ran off with the hawk and now Skillet has one less chick in da hood?
victor809 Offline
#31 Posted:
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Nooo... Hank ran off with a black skillet named pen!s. We think he's gonna use it to cook a hen.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
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Huh??? LoL I have no affiliation with a black skillet or any chickens.

Happy Thursday! Hope everyone is doing well!
opelmanta1900 Offline
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hankhidestherooster.ru...
victor809 Offline
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Hankhidestheskill.et

Hint... It isn't handle first!
DrafterX Offline
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That freak... Not talking
delta1 Offline
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the Hawk is working for Bloody...
frankj1 Offline
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that's a joke...I say that's a joke, son.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Hankhidestheskill.et

Hint... It isn't handle first!

Not talking that's not a legitimate Hanky-Pank production... We only do holiday themed stuff...
victor809 Offline
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The skillet has a bas-relief of dead baby Jesus on it.
delta1 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
that's a joke...I say that's a joke, son.


he's only laughing cuz he's white...
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Wasnt his face brown?
victor809 Offline
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Are you asking about the rooster? Or the dead baby Jesus bas-relief? Because if it wasn't brown going in, it may be coming out....
danmdevries Offline
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**** a doodle doo back to work
delta1 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Wasnt his face brown?


damm....ruined my joke...well, he aint black like danm's hens
8trackdisco Offline
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Woodford Reserve
DrafterX Offline
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So, Damn's white chikens are ok..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
So, Damn's white chikens are ok..?? Huh

Just the dark meat...Anxious
danmdevries Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
So, Damn's white chikens are ok..?? Huh


Only have one white chicken, Salty. She's a s ilkie and just spent a month in the house to recover from being picked on by the brown n black chickens. She doesn't leave the coop ever, so she's safe from the hawks.
DrafterX Offline
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Sounds like you gots some racist chikens to me.. Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
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delta1 wrote:
damm....ruined my joke...well, he aint black like danm's hens

He's actually brown, yellow, red,and white... One color away from being a stanza in Jesus loves the little children...
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