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dstieger Offline
#51 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Country on page 1.
nice.

Lol...and what did exerting all that control over his azzhole get him?
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#52 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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dstieger wrote:
Lol...and what did exerting all that control over his azzhole get him?

I know...never knew him personally but an early mentor here spoke often well of him.
So he's officially "passed"?
frankj1 Offline
#53 Posted:
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spoke often well of him?
I'm new in your freedom country USA
dstieger Offline
#54 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:

So he's officially "passed"?

I certainly hope not. But he did relate in great detail troubles with his azz.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#55 Posted:
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See? 'Twas not over. Still had some last gasps of depravity left in it
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted:
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was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#57 Posted:
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Germans? Forget it. He's rolling
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#58 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Greetings all,

I’ve been stalking the forum for entertainment for a while now and felt I should at least say Hi officially. So, I’m a reformed 2 decades cigarette smoker. I was shown a flavorful new light on vacation almost three years ago. I’ve been kicking myself ever since over those years wasted on stale, chopped, fire cured tobacco bits. I’m now on a lifelong quest to sample every single type of cigar in existence. Found Cbid about a year and a half back, coincidentally at the exact time I discovered a startling lack of impulse control, and have been happily bursting beyond storage capacity ever since. Looking forward to meeting whomever I might and wish you all a warm weekend (wish may be geographically pointless for some of you).

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Name - I think it’s visible already. Real name in the profile for anyone really curious
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Serial Number - Kellogs, occasionally General Mills…wait, wrong serial...moving on
Always pancakes unless the waffles are constructed entirely of bacon.
Love camping. I camp out on the front porch or back deck as often as possible, warming in the piercing glare of my wife's through the window.

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What’s with all the overbidding, huh?
Do I store cellos on or off?
How do I get my platinum membership?
Who wants to send me their Padron Anniversaries to try? I’ll gladly trade my finest Quorums and Cuban Rounds.

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I tend to be very streaky in any online social forum. Can range from incessant daily jabber to weeks of complete silence. Please know it’s nothing personal. I just get easily distracte…OOHH, SQUIRREL!!!


Yeah but can you do the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs??
Sunoverbeach Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Nah, last time around I was just under 20 parsecs. Built more towards strength and stability than speed
smokestaxx Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Nah, last time around I was just under 20 parsecs. Built more towards strength and stability than speed

I know a shortcut Whistle
Sunoverbeach Offline
#61 Posted:
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You can't shortcut the Kessel run. That'd be like reprogramming the Kobayashi Maru.

Oops. Crossed my genres again
RMAN4443 Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Sunoverbeach wrote:
You can't shortcut the Kessel run. That'd be like reprogramming the Kobayashi Maru.

Oops. Crossed my genres again

I hate that, it's like my nuts collapse and roll over each other....ooops, I think I'm thinking of a different genreNot talking
smokestaxx Offline
#63 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
You can't shortcut the Kessel run. That'd be like reprogramming the Kobayashi Maru.

Oops. Crossed my genres again

Utilizing the Maw black hole cluster allows for a shorter travel distance.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Sounds connected. Perhaps RMAN's nut collapse triggered said black hole cluster
smokestaxx Offline
#65 Posted:
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There is a slight chance that those 2 may be related.
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