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frankj1 Offline
#151 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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how did I miss the meaning buried in there?

you are too funny
victor809 Offline
#152 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 8:31 PM EST
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I tried to be subtle.
DrafterX Offline
#153 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 8:39 PM EST
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I think I'd have to walk thru a home before I bought it.. check out the neighbors and stuff... Jade lives around there somewhere... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#154 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 8:41 PM EST
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So.... funny this should come up today of all days.

For the wedding, the woman had gotten these fancy fortune cookies for everyone. Just silly little things, the fortune inside says the wedding date, the cookies are pastel colored, iced and have sparkles on them... and they're all individually wrapped in these fancy boxes. They were just supposed to be a fun little thing to have at all the place settings.
Well... they come from a company in SF. And take up enough space that we didn't want to carry them . And they were fragile enough we didn't want to check them. So the woman mailed them to the hotel in mexico where we were having the wedding. She mailed them 2 or 3 weeks before the wedding.

Of course, you can guess, they didn't make it to the wedding. We weren't too bothered, as it was just fortune cookies. But a little miffed that they couldn't get there.

Well. They arrived here in SF today. In a very beat up box. 60 stale fortune cookies. Amazingly, they appear unbroken. But they are not delicious any longer.
DrafterX Offline
#155 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 8:48 PM EST
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Give them to the homeless as a going away present.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#156 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 8:49 PM EST
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they'd probably rather be kicked.
DrafterX Offline
#157 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 9:04 PM EST
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Ya.. but you can laugh as you leave town... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#158 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 9:04 PM EST
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You're gonna have to buy a boat also to party at the Lake of da Ozarks... .. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#159 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 9:53 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You're gonna have to buy a boat also to party at the Lake of da Ozarks... .. Mellow


Interesting.
I'm adding a trailer hitch to the car as a "backup" in case we can't fit the woman's crap in the moving boxes, so I can just add a small trailer. I suppose it could pull a small boat if necessary.
rfenst Offline
#160 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 9:58 PM EST
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Victor, don't be a marital rookie.
Buy her the house she wants that you can afford.
Gotta make mama happy...
frankj1 Offline
#161 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:07 PM EST
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buy two cheap ones and tape them together
victor809 Offline
#162 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:08 PM EST
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****.... if we got what she wanted it would be in DC.
danmdevries Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:40 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Half plus an 8th on top

Grand total after sales tax and mj tax: $144



A line and $150 doesn't sound too bad especially picking your own strain.

When I was buying $200 for a half of "good stuff" with no other information available was a good deal. Plus you had the risk of getting robbed and or killed every time.

It's been 12 years, maybe things have changed. Doubt much has changed as an 18 year old girl was just killed in a weed robbery in my town a couple weeks ago.
tonygraz Offline
#164 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:41 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think I'd have to walk thru a home before I bought it.. check out the neighbors and stuff... Jade lives around there somewhere... Mellow


Heard some horror stories about old farts in the Ozarks - bring a gun and your kicking shoes.
danmdevries Offline
#165 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:42 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Damn flight to the middle of nowhere was cancelled because there's apparently a storm coming through the middle of nowhere.

Rebooked to a redeye to a city adjacent to the middle of nowhere. Now my rental car $ has shot up to 500$ for a couple days...

I hate the middle of nowhere.


Welcome to home.

Snow's supposed to be hammering the midwest all weekend. Great time to travel!
danmdevries Offline
#166 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:46 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You're gonna have to buy a boat also to party at the Lake of da Ozarks... .. Mellow



This man speaks the truth.

You wanna experience the highlight of rich hillbilly summer? Party Cove on 4th of July weekend.
danmdevries Offline
#167 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:56 PM EST
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I've had the itch to buy a new gun for a couple months now. Would've scratched it yesterday as a Hi Power came up for sale semi locally at a steal of a price but I was a few minutes too late in messaging the seller.

Yesterday when I was down at my parents house I rang all my old steel targets that I was forced to relocate after the county increased their shooting distance from homes last year.

Today I emptied out the gun safe and detail stripped and cleaned everything.

Usually one or the other will scratch the itch but I just can't shake it. I really want to rebuy all the collectible/classic guns I sold off to buy our house. I had some real gems that I can't afford to buy now, and wish I'd not sold but things had to be done.
danmdevries Offline
#168 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 10:58 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Heard some horror stories about old farts in the Ozarks - bring a gun and your kicking shoes.


Yeah... don't venture too far off asphalt and you should be fine.
frankj1 Offline
#169 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:27 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Yeah... don't venture too far off asphalt and you should be fine.

or stay near the coast(s)
8trackdisco Offline
#170 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:28 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
They pay me an obscene amount of money, too. Normally sergeants are not allowed to work OT, but we are so short-handed they approved it.


Keep storing it away, Brotherman. Shorten that Jville timeline.
DrafterX Offline
#171 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:30 PM EST
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8..!! Laugh
8trackdisco Offline
#172 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:36 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Airline is doing you a favor by keeping you out of the weather mess. Bad juju. Maybe you should put the trip off...


Yeah, Victor. You aren't far from where Buddy Holly plowed some serious snow.

Don't worry, Mizzou is best in February. The bugs and humidity don't come out until April. The meth is year round.
DrafterX Offline
#173 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:38 PM EST
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Peggy Sue.. Peggy Sue... Laugh
frankj1 Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:39 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
The meth is year round.

the Lovely Caren is a retired speech and language pathologist. I could get her to fix that lisp in no time at all...
DrafterX Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:46 PM EST
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Will there be blood..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:58 PM EST
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only if 8 doesn't listen to her
frankj1 Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Jan 18 2019, 11:59 PM EST
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definition of lymph:

to walk with a lisp
danmdevries Offline
#178 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:07 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Yeah, Victor. You aren't far from whereBuddy Holly plowed some serious snow.

Don't worry, Mizzou is best in February. The bugs and humidity don't come out until April. The meth is year round.


Truth.

Cant wait to hear vic's take on the misery skeeters. Still think Minnesota is worse though, based on one trip north. MO is pretty bad, at least the places I been.
DrafterX Offline
#179 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:10 AM EST
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I heard they carry the hep... [Mellow
rfenst Offline
#180 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:14 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Truth.

Cant wait to hear vic's take on the misery skeeters. Still think Minnesota is worse though, based on one trip north. MO is pretty bad, at least the places I been.


Sorry, Orlando is an armpit full of skeeters 8-9 months of the year.
victor809 Offline
#181 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:14 AM EST
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Dealt with backwoods Wisconsin mosquitoes... They are horrible things.

Had like 70bites on either leg after one weekend.

Been in Minnesota in the Summers when I was young. Disliked that as well but it didn't seem as bad.
rfenst Offline
#182 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:20 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Dealt with backwoods Wisconsin mosquitoes... They are horrible things.

Had like 70bites on either leg after one weekend.

Been in Minnesota in the Summers when I was young. Disliked that as well but it didn't seem as bad.


So what is Plan "B" for the weekend?
victor809 Offline
#183 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:25 AM EST
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Now we're hopefully flying tomorrow.

We'll see what happens if we don't make it out. I vote for just buying a place site unseen.

But I'll likely be outvoted and we'll have to schedule next weekend. Running out of time before the move.
victor809 Offline
#184 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 12:32 AM EST
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With all the space maybe I'll take up hatchet throwing....
DrafterX Offline
#185 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 1:13 AM EST
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That would be gay... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#186 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 2:04 AM EST
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So?
8trackdisco Offline
#187 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 7:02 AM EST
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9 and -8.
8trackdisco Offline
#188 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 7:12 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Victor, don't be a marital rookie.
Buy her the house she wants that you can afford.
Gotta make mama happy...


You know how to make women happy?! Do tell.
8trackdisco Offline
#189 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 7:25 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Truth.

Cant wait to hear vic's take on the misery skeeters. Still think Minnesota is worse though, based on one trip north. MO is pretty bad, at least the places I been.


Northern Minnesota has the worst. The average skeeter up there are hungry and the size of hummingbirds.
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#190 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 7:46 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
rfenst Offline
#191 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 7:49 AM EST
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What's up?

Saturday in the park,
I think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park,
I think it was the Fourth of July

It's going to be about 80F todayHerfing
Rain and a cold front tonight, high tomorrow is only 54F.
8trackdisco Offline
#192 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 9:01 AM EST
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Wolves v. Leicester and coffee. Breakfast wife wife and airing up tires in to cool, humidless Wisconsin morning on the agenda next, followed by hiding behind a char hoping for Arsenal can beat Chelsea @ 11:30. Nap, then work after that. Full day.
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#193 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 9:15 AM EST
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The oncoming storm has now lessened in snow and increased in rain and freezing rain. Predicted temps for Monday and Tuesday have also risen, so the wind chill may only get to -20. Odds are we won't get out on the road until Friday. I just hope the power doesn't go out for days. I hate these storms where you don't know if you should shovel now or wait till it's over.
deadeyedick Offline
#194 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 9:21 AM EST
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Hunker down midwesterners. Shorts weather here.

I thinking Missou is getting two new people, one of which has common sense. But it should be a fun saga.
RMAN4443 Offline
#195 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 9:27 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You know how to make women happy?! Do tell.

All women seem to want is security.....at least it seems that way, everytime I approach a woman in public they just start shouting "Security, Security, I need Security".....weird Confused
dkeage Offline
#196 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 9:43 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
All women seem to want is security.....at least it seems that way, everytime I approach a woman in public they just start shouting "Security, Security, I need Security".....weird Confused

We need a rimshot smiley....
Sunoverbeach Offline
#197 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 9:56 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:

It's going to be about 80F todayHerfing
Rain and a cold front tonight, high tomorrow is only 54F.



I hate a 30 degree swing in temps in one day. I can handle anything nature throws at me (hot / cold / biblical flood) as long as it picks something and goes with it. Angry
DrafterX Offline
#198 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:02 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...


Snowing here... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#199 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:05 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
The oncoming storm has now lessened in snow and increased in rain and freezing rain. Predicted temps for Monday and Tuesday have also risen, so the wind chill may only get to -20. Odds are we won't get out on the road until Friday. I just hope the power doesn't go out for days. I hate these storms where you don't know if you should shovel now or wait till it's over.


We got about 2-3" so far but it's really windy. I'll wait to shovel the drive otherwise it'll be blown right back.

Loading up the car to drive north, where it's supposed to be worse....

Hopefully the snow keeps some people away from the RV show. I hate crowds.
jespear Offline
#200 Posted: Sat, Jan 19 2019, 10:06 AM EST
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At the local hospital for the mentally unstable, a nurse goes into Bob's room to find him sitting up in bed with his arms outstretched, moving them like he's driving a car.
She asks, "Bob, what are you doing" ?
"I'm driving to Chicago", he replies.
"Oh . . . okay", she says, and leaves the room.
The next day, she goes into Bob's room and finds him sitting up in bed doing the same thing.
She asks him, "How are you doing, Bob"?
"Just fine. I'm pulling into Chicago right now."
She just smiles and leaves.
She then goes into Bill's room, across the hall and finds him sitting up in bed masterbating.
"BILL ! WHAT are you doing ?" she bellows.
Bill just chuckles and says, "I'm screwing Bob's wife while he's in Chicago !"
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