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delta1 Offline
#351 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
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I did learn something...don't salt beans until after they're soft...
Ewok126 Offline
#352 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
delta1 wrote:
Woke up to a bright sunny day...thank you all for your kind thoughts...


Enjoy them bright sunny days every moment you get. Still gonna keep you and the fam in thoughts and prayers.
Ewok126 Offline
#353 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
MACS wrote:
Is Ewok the new jpotts? Think



Naw man, I am just happy to have some freedoms and dignity back because of the device. I mean, do you realize how much southern street cred I lost when we had to start putting hamburger helper and a can of microwaved green beans on the dinner table. That is impotent stuff man. It was like living in a 3rd world country!

I got 3 years to make up for!
8trackdisco Offline
#354 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
MACS wrote:
Get some what? Sheep?

OK.


Weirdo.
MACS Offline
#355 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
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I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog
frankj1 Offline
#356 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
MACS wrote:
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog

no piramides for 8!
8trackdisco Offline
#357 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
MACS wrote:
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog


Um... yes. ... of course..... starting now!
8trackdisco Offline
#358 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
MACS wrote:
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog


Let's face the facts. I have a better chance of being a dwarf.

It was fun showing restraint while it lasted. It was a long 90 seconds... Yes- that's what she said.
danmdevries Offline
#359 Posted:
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Happy Thursday fellas
rfenst Offline
#360 Posted:
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Posts: 39,255
What's up?
8trackdisco Offline
#361 Posted:
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Finished our two day storm with nine inches.

9 degree now, no WC.

The arctic cold arrives tonight.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#362 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all
deadeyedick Offline
#363 Posted:
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Posts: 17,072
8trackdisco wrote:
Finished our two day storm with nine inches.

9 degree now, no WC.

The arctic cold arrives tonight.


Will be in the 70-73 range here for the next week.
Sending the wifey to Minnesota to visit her mom. She is not looking forward to the weather.
corey sellers Offline
#364 Posted:
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Morning gents
danmdevries Offline
#365 Posted:
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I feel like the arctic is here. Walked out to a windy 7 degrees. I don't wear scrubs to/from work but most do. Couldn't do it. It's a 5 minute walk to the parking lot.
DrafterX Offline
#366 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#367 Posted:
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Think
Why is a witch's tit cold..?? Huh
tonygraz Offline
#368 Posted:
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Because they are frigid.
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#369 Posted:
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High of 59 with rain, lots of rain. Flash flood warnings in the area.
Ewok126 Offline
#370 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
Why is a witch's tit cold..?? Huh


The simple explanation is that "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a
witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is,
well, cold as a witch's tit.

But there's some history behind this wisecrack. A witch's t i t (or witch's teat, to use the older spelling) supposedly left a marking
that witch hunters and courts would look for on the body of an accused person. Supposedly, witches would suckle their
familiars, and sometimes the Devil himself, from this "unholy" body part. To find these marks, as well as insensitive spots on the
skin called devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth--the suspects were stripped, shaven, then closely examined for
any blemishes, moles, or even scars that could be labeled as diabolical. To find marks invisible to the eye, the examiner would
poke the victim inch by inch with a blunt needle (called a bodkin) until they found a spot that didn't feel pain or bled. Discovery
of these marks or spots--one supposes they would be considered cold since they were a sign of communion with the
Devil--would be "proof" of the person's dealings with Scratch, so they would be shown in full court before the execution. whip

Oh, and Good Morning all.
tonygraz Offline
#371 Posted:
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Raining here and flash flood warnings. 52f and the back yard is predominantly covered by water as the ground has still not thawed much from the below zero temps a few days ago.
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted:
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Pizza pizza... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#373 Posted:
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I heard witches have the body temp as a duck.. Mellow
rfenst Offline
#374 Posted:
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Kung Pao Shrimp
MACS Offline
#375 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
Why is a witch's tit cold..?? Huh


They wear brass bras... and lay in snow drifts.
victor809 Offline
#376 Posted:
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I think I'll head out to the food trucks today for lunch.
Dunno what I'll get tho yet.
delta1 Offline
#377 Posted:
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got a sore throat and runny nose...may be catching a cold...
MACS Offline
#378 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
got a sore throat and runny nose...may be catching a cold...


NeilMed sinus rinse. Walmart has it, and you can likely get it at any pharmacy. It works.
delta1 Offline
#379 Posted:
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thanks, Bro!
MACS Offline
#380 Posted:
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Oh, and gargle with warm salt water.

Salt... is there anything it doesn't kill??
RMAN4443 Offline
#381 Posted:
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MACS wrote:


Salt... is there anything it doesn't kill??

I love it in salted caramel and it's great in salted peanuts...Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#382 Posted:
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TW does salt water enemmas when he feels bad... Or so I heard... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#383 Posted:
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..... Enemas, netti pot...

Honestly I'm not sure he knows what end he's flushing any more. :)

I miss two.
victor809 Offline
#384 Posted:
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Damnit....
That should be TW.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#385 Posted:
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Picked up an eighth of Humboldt farms classic cookies... 62% boveda pack in the jar... Classy...
victor809 Offline
#386 Posted:
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Chose a sisig burrito with egg... And now getting some fancy ice cream to follow.

Gotta get all my unique food while I can. In a month it's white suburban food only for me.
tonygraz Offline
#387 Posted:
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Are you buying for the cookies or the bovedas ?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#388 Posted:
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Ya man...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#389 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Chose a sisig burrito with egg... And now getting some fancy ice cream to follow.

Gotta get all my unique food while I can. In a month it's white suburban food only for me.

First and foremost, I am NOT suggesting any kind of slavery type situation... That being said, you should definitely look into bringing a Mexican or two with you when you go...
DrafterX Offline
#390 Posted:
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You may rue the day you suggested that... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#391 Posted:
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He was my least favorite Winnie the pooh character...
MACS Offline
#392 Posted:
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Opie... sisig is a filipino dish. In fact, my wife comes from the province where it originates.
victor809 Offline
#393 Posted:
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Opel... That's not a bad idea.
I mean... Not for the sisig... But just to have a couple stashed in the basement to make me tacos. I'm never going to get tacos like CA.

It's so bad that I'm actually looking forward to the woman's mother coming to stay with us. She is an excellent Vietnamese cook.
dkeage Offline
#394 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
First and foremost, I am NOT suggesting any kind of slavery type situation... That being said, you should definitely look into bringing a Mexican or two with you when you go...



Soooo, you don't think that there are Mexican people living in Missouri? d'oh!
rfenst Offline
#395 Posted:
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dkeage wrote:
Soooo, you don't think that there are Mexican people living in Missouri? d'oh!

LOL
frankj1 Offline
#396 Posted:
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living in Misery?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#397 Posted:
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I'm sure there's Mexicans there... I hear they even got a couple in Canada... But they ain't California Mexicans and thems the ones that cook the best...
victor809 Offline
#398 Posted:
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I'm sure there are some.
But I don't think the Mexican restaurants are cooking for the Mexicans there. Probably will end up with some really bland cheesy crap.
delta1 Offline
#399 Posted:
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definitely none in Ferguson, otherwise that whole sh*tshow over Brown wouldna happened...

we all know that Mexicans don't complain no matter how bad the cops treat them...
MACS Offline
#400 Posted:
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I got 2 beer can chikens on da smoker...
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