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Intravenously Injected his Own ****....
DrafterX Offline
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A bizarre “at-home” remedy for back pain has landed a 33-year-old unidentified patient in the Irish Medical Journal after doctors discovered that he was injecting his own **** into his forearm.


According to the case report, the man had presented with severe lower back pain and said that he had lifted a heavy object recently. During an examination, they had noticed that his right arm was red and there was a lump.

“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own **** as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the report’s author, Dr. L. Dunne, of Adelaide and Meath Hospital, wrote. “He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical device. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly ‘dose’ of **** for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which he had purchased online.”

An X-ray revealed subcutaneous emphysema, which occurs when gas or air is trapped below the skin. It was discovered that the patient had failed multiple times to inject the bodily fluid, which resulted in “extravasation of **** into the soft tissues.”

Dunne said it is believed to be the first time a patient attempted to inject himself with **** in hopes of curing a condition, and that it demonstrates “the risks involved with medical experimentation prior to extensive clinical research in the form of phased trials inclusive of safety and efficacy assessments.”

The author said the patient’s back pain had improved during his hospital stay, and that he left on his own accord.

Film at 11.... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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**** is a bad word..?? Think
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted:
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Guiness?
RMAN4443 Offline
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Hard to say, I can't tell what the word is.....I'm assuming it's piss...Think

.....well,I guess that's not itNot talking
tailgater Offline
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What is long and hard and full of seamen?




A submarine, you pig.

DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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They didn't say he was in da Navy... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted:
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What does drafter's large intestine and a submarine have in common?


DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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Absolutely nothing... Not talking
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
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... dunno. I suspect they both gotta get checked for herpes...?
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Man, Victor looks OLD for 33.
victor809 Offline
#11 Posted:
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... dealing with idiots like you ages a person.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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I remember seeing a lump on Victor's arm at da Herf but I didn't ask him if he was shooting ****... None of my bidness and stuff... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Just heroin man...
JadeRose Offline
#14 Posted:
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You can't say Jizz
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
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What? Then how are we supposed to talk about our favorite porn star Jizz Lee?
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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I never considered it myself... Mellow
smokestaxx Offline
#17 Posted:
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So does doing this work or not?
Abrignac Offline
#18 Posted:
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smokestaxx wrote:
So does doing this work or not?


Research it and let us know. It needs to be conducted first hand so that you can duplicate the results.
smokestaxx Offline
#19 Posted:
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Abrignac wrote:
Research it and let us know. It needs to be conducted first hand so that you can duplicate the results.

Well I don't have any sever lower back pain otherwise I might give it a shot
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted:
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I think that's the line Bloody used to use with the chickens in Maryland....he'd walk over to a farm and ask the farmer...

" do any of your chickens have back disorders?"
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