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stev0 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2019
Posts: 4
All,

Just wanted to stop by, say hello and introduce myself. I found the site a couple weeks ago and have already gone overboard and picked up way too many sticks. Also, I really appreciate how everyone on this forum seems to hate each other, pick on new people and occasionally drop some knowledge...

I’m relatively new to cigars, started taking them serious in the last 12 months. I’d say my favorites right now are:
- Perdoma Champagne
- Serie V Melanio (double toro if i have the time)
- I just had my first Padron (2000) last week. Easily a top 3 cigar for me

For the important stuff:
- pancakes or waffles: either, but only with Maple syrup
- camping: love it
- walks on the beach: only with cigar or drink in hand
- fold, and not with the cheap ****
- nope on Turkish prison
- stand

S
VaMtnMan Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2007
Posts: 3,731
Welcome to the forums.

The Perdomo Champagne and Oliva V are two of my favorite go to cigars. I have just started bidding on them again lately. Just remember to set a reasonable bid and forget about it. There will always be another auction for the same cigars in a couple of days. Don't get caught up in a bidding war. you will just over pay.

Take Care
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 26,335
I'm tired, but some other old chits should be along soon to try to drive you off the property.
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Also... Remember...it may seem like everyone on this forum hates each other...

...But don't let it fool you...that's only because we do....
smokestaxx Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,074
Welcome sparky!
Keep trying new smokes to see what you like and don't like. You'll be amazed at what's out there.

SmokeMonkey Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,094
Welcome!
jespear Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 8,327
corey sellers Online
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 5,068
You must have a really nice looking yard now. Sounds like you have alot of trees .

Welcome to the asylum
lance4824 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 381
welcome make sure you build trust the people here. There are some good people here.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...84/n00b-PIB#post4378784

check this out and get trading.
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 10,374
Do you mind if we call you Zero ?
Get off my lawn !
KingoftheCove Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 5,134
Do you still snort worms?
danmdevries Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 10,062
KingoftheCove wrote:
Do you still snort worms?


And wasabi?
dstieger Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 9,671
victor809 wrote:
Also... Remember...it may seem like everyone on this forum hates each other...

...But don't let it fool you...that's only because we do....

As usual, Victor is full of chit....we all hate Victor, but few of us hate everyone
opelmanta1900 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,809
Steve-O! Wasnt a big fan of the show, but your stand up isn't too bad... Keep rocking with it... Al Madrigal is just jealous...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,809
dstieger wrote:
As usual, Victor is full of chit....we all hate Victor, but few of us hate everyone

I don't hate Victor... I just hate what he stands for... And the things he says... And his gorgeous head of hair...
Speyside Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,484
Glad you cleared that up for me Dave, I thought I liked Victor. Maybe next you will say we all know liberals are idiots? Quit projecting.
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Opel... Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.


Hate me because I am really really beautiful.
dstieger Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 9,671
Wow, Allen....get up on wrong side of the bed? Hoped that since you and Tail made up a little bit, that maybe you'd be able to chill slightly. If you start taking everything I say literally, we will never communicate much.....projecting?!?!?...lol
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,484
Wow Dave, just commenting on exactly what you said. Maybe you want to back it up, Guliani like. Since I can think of a number of people here that like Victor I can easily surmise you ar projecting. Kind of interesting that you think it's fine to call out Victor, but when you get called out you get your panties in a wad.
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
I kinda think he was rolling with my joke spey....

... Or at least that's what I assumed. If it was intended to insult me he's gotta make it more obvious.
Speyside Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,484
Also interesting that you think I chilled. I chose not to continue the argument. You were making a point about Victor. To say I shouldn't take you literally seems very hypocritical. But then again you often seem that way to me. Thanks for the entertainment.
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,484
Fair point, but I doubt he would ever say that about say Z, or Tail. Plus your joke was not directed at an individual. A lot of double think goes on here.
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
(of course.... You two are doing a great job of proving my initial statement to the noob)....

victor809 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
That's because z and tail are sensitive little snowflakes who constantly need reinforcement from people around them.
stev0 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2019
Posts: 4
This place reminds me of my family reunions... Just gonna sit back and enjoy my cigar! hahah
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Guys... Guys... We're doing this wrong...

We're supposed to be making the noob unhappy and on the verge of threatening to leave and never come back...


Goddammit where's Cameroon. He does this way better than we do
stev0 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2019
Posts: 4
Shhh
bgz Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
Ya, wtf spey... we're supposed to be noob bashing and here you come dangling off victor's shaved and turtle waxed nut sack again.

Congrats victor, you got your own personal captain save-a-ho.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,809
victor809 wrote:
Opel... Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.


Hate me because I am really really beautiful.

Ya... I do...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,809
Kick his *** allen!
Speyside Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 7,484
Geez, no fun here today, I can't even bust someone's chops in an unreasonable manner. Oh well, Dave, I thought we could have some fun going back and forth. Not to be today.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,809
Kick his *** dave!
victor809 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Spey... It's a noob thread. We're supposed to be kicking him around on this thread!!!

Kick those anal fissures bgz and dstieg around in other threads!
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 16,383
Welcome to the asylum...now look what you've done...got the inmates at each other's throats...

like when a "girl" comes in here...betcha you pronounce your name the feminine way...soft short E, like steph...not the masculine way with a long E, like steev....


I must be tired, too...best I can muster...

*tag*
bgz Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
victor809 wrote:
Spey... It's a noob thread. We're supposed to be kicking him around on this thread!!!

Kick those anal fissures bgz and dstieg around in other threads!


Ya!!!

FYI, I don't know what an anal fissure is (not even going to google it), but I'm sure victor's had them, and I'm sure stev0 has too!
thurson Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,751
Yada, yada, yada, welcome. fog
victor809 Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Ya know... Real embarrassment is realizing you meant to call someone an anal fistula but had a brain fart and called them an anal fissure... Then later when you were going to make a joke about fistulas and realize it no longer works...

Bah... I need more coffee.
Phil222 Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,424
n0obs smell funny and dont reed so gud
bgz Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
victor809 wrote:
Ya know... Real embarrassment is realizing you meant to call someone an anal fistula but had a brain fart and called them an anal fissure... Then later when you were going to make a joke about fistulas and realize it no longer works...

Bah... I need more coffee.


No matter, I'm sure you probably had those too... that's probably how you got the case of the fissures.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 8,809
You're just saying that cuz you're a golfer instead of a fissure man...
bgz Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
I think opel just gave victor a new nickname... a super hero of legend, the champion of the speedo, the king of the fistula...

Fissure Man!!!

Duh - duh . duh . duuuuuuuhhhhhH!
victor809 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Nah man... You really got the order of events wrong bgz...

If you're not going to properly use fistula and fissure maybe you should stop playing?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 938
Seems like if you're not careful, anal fistulaing would lead to fissures
bgz Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
So you got your fissures before you started taking fistulas?

That sounds counter intuitive to me. You probably had a drunken night in there somewhere, pretty sure you took a fistula first.
victor809 Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
... man bgz... You're embarrassing yourself!

Look up fistulas.
bgz Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
I'm at work dude, inappropriate to look up anal porn right now.

You might want to tell your buddies to quit fistulating you so hard though.
bgz Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
(this guy seriously thinks he's winning, rofl)
victor809 Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
Still embarrassing yourself.

bgz Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 7,244
Dude... I apologize... for real... and I'm not judging...

I know you're in San Fran, and things are different there, where norms of society allow people to do certain things that normal people just don't do.

But where I'm from, guys just don't go around giving fistulas to each other, we just don't.
victor809 Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 17,874
At this point you must know that a fistula is not fisting, based solely on context of our conversation.

Either you're dense... Or just trying to drive the same joke over and over after it really didn't get anywhere the first time.

A fisting joke is way more boring than an actual fistula.
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