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Arctic Chillin' 500
DrafterX Offline
#251 Posted:
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Jade's Momma... Laugh
MACS Offline
#252 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Whachu haulin?


A ton (literally) of BBQ pellets for the smoker. If you buy them in that kind of bulk, they're less than half the price per 40 pound bag. So... I ordered 50 bags. 50 x 40 = 2000, plus the pallet and wrapping material.

I have a number of friends who have pellet smokers and they will buy the bags from me, so I'll get a lot of the money back.

I'm keeping 10 bags, one friend wants 12... and I'll sell the rest for $20-$25 a bag (I'm paying $16.40 per).
JadeRose Offline
#253 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Jade's Momma... Laugh




Get off my Momma, Drafter. I just got off yours.




As my dear old Pop used to say..."It's colder'n a well digger's ass out there!"
danmdevries Offline
#254 Posted:
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Truck will be fine.

I put several 1 ton loads in the bed of my Dakota. Go slow at bumps n tracks n stuff.
danmdevries Offline
#255 Posted:
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Set another record today.

Had our first Gridlife argument at home today. Wife HATES it with every fiber of her being and is not shy about making it known. I said "there's a Gridlife event in California this weekend" and she threw a fit about my "vacations" already. Its January. Gonna be a long year.
8trackdisco Offline
#256 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Set another record today.

Had our first Gridlife argument at home today. Wife HATES it with every fiber of her being and is not shy about making it known. I said "there's a Gridlife event in California this weekend" and she threw a fit about my "vacations" already. Its January. Gonna be a long year.


You and your lady have an interesting relationship.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#257 Posted:
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Foggy day schedule again... Can't shake this head cold for some reason... Hoping the rain comes soon...

Danm - if you make it out here and wanna get baked, lemme know... I deliver...
8trackdisco Offline
#258 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Foggy day schedule again... Can't shake this head cold for some reason... Hoping the rain comes soon...

Danm - if you make it out here and wanna get baked, lemme know... I deliver...


Hmmmmm (Opel.... the next line is purely a joke, meant to produce a smile, not a tangle)



I was thinking heroin.
DrafterX Offline
#259 Posted:
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I heard that was just a temporary high... Mellow
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#260 Posted:
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Morning folks. Got 4.5 inches of snow yesterday and with this blistering cold is no fun. Stay warm everyone.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#261 Posted:
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Much love 8... I was hoping to make a similar one during our discussion but you never asked what I do for a living....
DrafterX Offline
#262 Posted:
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Arby's... Unsure
opelmanta1900 Offline
#263 Posted:
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Did you get an oreo bite?
DrafterX Offline
#264 Posted:
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I did the drive thru... So no... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#265 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Much love 8... I was hoping to make a similar one during our discussion but you never asked what I do for a living....


You do heroin for a living?
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#266 Posted:
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dyin' ain't much of a livin'....Clint Eastwoodfog
8trackdisco Offline
#267 Posted:
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Yesterday, the Coast Guard had to rescue seven ice fishermen, in 30 below wind chills.

The government continues with their anti-Darwinism policies, to the continued cost to our society.
MACS Offline
#268 Posted:
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I love fishing. L O V E it.

I put my boat away for CA winter. Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#269 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I love fishing. L O V E it.

I put my boat away for CA winter. Anxious


See?! Even YOU and I are smarter than theses Yahoos.
victor809 Offline
#270 Posted:
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I'm gonna ask the dumb question...

Why did they need rescuing? I thought warmer weather would create a higher risk. Did they actually fall through the ice?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#271 Posted:
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I was afraid to ask... Thought I missed something obvious...
8trackdisco Offline
#272 Posted:
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They drove their utv out to an ice shanty a mile out onto the water. When the windchill got down to -30, it wouldn't start.
8trackdisco Offline
#273 Posted:
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Four different agencies were called in. Each of them with their lives in danger saving these idiots.

They should charge every penny, and a 15% gratuity.

Opel,
What is your vocation?
victor809 Offline
#274 Posted:
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Hahaha!
Fking lazy sconnies. If they're dressed to sit in a shack for hours in that weather, they can walk a mile back to their car.
8trackdisco Offline
#275 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Hahaha!
Fking lazy sconnies. If they're dressed to sit in a shack for hours in that weather, they can walk a mile back to their car.


Amen.

We have a redneck supply and demand problem. The herd needs a 'thinnin'.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#276 Posted:
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Professional ice fisherman...
8trackdisco Offline
#277 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Professional ice fisherman...


A niche market in Cali.
victor809 Offline
#278 Posted:
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He just means he drinks Smirnoff ice while fishing.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#279 Posted:
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Woo hoo! Car started. I can go home

Beer
delta1 Offline
#280 Posted:
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diverticulitis attack...
8trackdisco Offline
#281 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
diverticulitis attack...


From what I've heard, I'd rather have the low temperatures.
dstieger Offline
#282 Posted:
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Good thoughts, delta....hope you caught it early...wouldn't wish that on anyone
victor809 Offline
#283 Posted:
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Dammit delta! I said fishing!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#284 Posted:
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sorry to hear Al... Speedy recovery...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#285 Posted:
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The kids have turned what was supposed to be the new fish pond into what they claim will eventually be a profitable gold mining project... I'm also told there's the possibility of dinosaur bones but they might not sell for much... Think
MACS Offline
#286 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
See?! Even YOU and I are smarter than theses Yahoos.


As many of you know, I grew up in RI... where occasionally Narragansett Bay would freeze solid enough you could drive a car on it.

Don't. Be. Stupid.

That is all...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#287 Posted:
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Sounds promising. I'd turn 'em loose. Near complete skeleton went for over $2mil last summer. Tell them the assembly's on them though
opelmanta1900 Offline
#288 Posted:
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2 million you say Think ... I might should have more kids...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#289 Posted:
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Careful. Too many and you're going to have a lot of overhead keeping them alive until prime diggin age
victor809 Offline
#290 Posted:
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Nah. If you have enough they just feed on the weak.
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#291 Posted:
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What happens if you eat dinosaurs bones soup..?? Think
8trackdisco Offline
#292 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
What happens if you eat dinosaurs bones soup..?? Think


You would have to wait at least one hour before you can icefish.
DrafterX Offline
#293 Posted:
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I can live with that.... I remember Mom used to make me swim for a half hour every time I ate.... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#294 Posted:
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Went outside for a little bit. That was a mistake.
DrafterX Offline
#295 Posted:
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Did somethin fall off..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#296 Posted:
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wife locked him out
danmdevries Offline
#297 Posted:
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Wife's outta town. Just the boy n me at home.

The storm door froze open. Had to go outside to remove the struts so I could close it. The pins too small to get with gloves on.

3 minutes max, and my hands were frozen.
frankj1 Offline
#298 Posted:
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sorry X, the wife is out of town.
the boy locked him out.

I musta heard wrong.
MACS Offline
#299 Posted:
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All you northern folks is freezin', and I just fertilized and watered my grass. Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#300 Posted:
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ice is just time released lawn watering
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