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RMAN4443 Offline
#401 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 2:39 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Committed to a new puppy-dog... She was born last week so I can't get her for a month or so.... Sad

Applause congratulations....what breed?
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#402 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 2:40 PM EST
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Found my tackle box.

Sent the kid into the camper to check for it. Camper's wrapped for winter, so gotta squeeze through an outside panel and through the nightstand to get in. Told him to look on the bunk beds. He said there's nothing there.

I climbed through this morning after driving to my parents house and digging around there. Tackle box was on the boy's bed. Not on the top bunk where I store chairs, not on the bottom bunk where the dogs sleep. On his bunk.

Damn kids
MACS Offline
#403 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 2:56 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Applause congratulations....what breed?


I'm gonna guess labrador.
DrafterX Offline
#404 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 2:57 PM EST
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Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think
danmdevries Offline
#405 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 3:00 PM EST
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Dawg
victor809 Offline
#406 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 3:06 PM EST
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Victor the Destroyer.
fishinguitarman Offline
#407 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 3:12 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Vicki the Dysfunctional.



YUP! Most would agree
victor809 Offline
#408 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 3:22 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
YUP! Most would agree




There you go again. Trying to feminize my name because you think it's an insult.

Have you always been such a misogynist? Are you trying to hide something with your hatred of women?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#409 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:10 PM EST
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You kids fight later. You'll scare the new puppy
RMAN4443 Offline
#410 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:11 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think

DOG.....pronounced as one word, DeOgee, like your spelling dog...Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#411 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:17 PM EST
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Well don't species assign the poor thing at birth. Puppy might identify as a kitty cat
RMAN4443 Offline
#412 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:24 PM EST
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You said female....you could name her Squats...Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#413 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:29 PM EST
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Drafter a some news. Years of happiness for you.

How about Khaleesi
teedubbya Offline
#414 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:29 PM EST
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Drafter a some news. Years of happiness for you.

How about Khaleesi
teedubbya Offline
#415 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:30 PM EST
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Some = great. Double post? Hate this phone.

I’m with Louie at a dog park/bar. Awesome place.
victor809 Offline
#416 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:32 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Some = great. Double post? Hate this phone.

I’m with Louie at a dog park/bar. Awesome place.


Hang on a moment.

....dog park/bar?.....


do these things exist?


(gonna go get the woman's dog)
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#417 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:39 PM EST
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First week day off since January 2018. 64° and sunny. Largely spent it outside with Mosley the black labridane hanging out. Good day. My boys are taking me out for pre-birthday drinks and dinner. Pretty damn good day so far.
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#418 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:51 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Fishing?

I have trouble holding a cigar and a fishing pole at the same time. the fish get a reprieve.
fishinguitarman Offline
#419 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think



Female or male
MACS Offline
#420 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 4:59 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
I have trouble holding a cigar and a fishing pole at the same time. the fish get a reprieve.


I don't seem to have that problem.
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#421 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:14 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
DOG.....pronounced as one word, DeOgee, like your spelling dog...Think


Or shorten to Dio, like Ronnie James
teedubbya Offline
#422 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:16 PM EST
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Yes victor they exist. I’m surrounded by chicks and their dogs at the moment.

teedubbya Offline
#423 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:17 PM EST
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https://www.barkdogbar.com

Bring the wife. We will meet you here.

Franchise opiertunities.
teedubbya Offline
#424 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:18 PM EST
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Or something like that

And stuff
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#425 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:18 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Yes victor they exist. I’m surrounded by chicks and their dogs at the moment.


you sent me a link to it. very cool idea.
you might wanna mention you know me to da chicks...should speed up the process.
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#426 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:20 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
https://www.barkdogbar.com

Bring the wife on a leash


sick bastid
teedubbya Offline
#427 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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More like freak

Freak on a leash
Ram27 Offline
#428 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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Evening..........




ram27bat
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#429 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:23 PM EST
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you're right. I forgot you invited Victor
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#430 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:24 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think


Congratulations! Applause

How ‘bout “Goldie” for a name? 🐕
teedubbya Offline
#431 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:26 PM EST
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I just asked a beotch to show me her teets. There were eight of them.
victor809 Offline
#432 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:26 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
sick bastid


I do remember a girl I used to hook up with who liked it when I put a leash on her and made her drink wine out of a bowl on the floor.....
teedubbya Offline
#433 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:33 PM EST
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I once ate spaghetti with a girl sans clothes or utinsils. Nice night.
victor809 Offline
#434 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:35 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I eat spaghetti sans clothes or utinsils.


This your new porn series?
teedubbya Offline
#435 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:36 PM EST
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Not new but still available
victor809 Offline
#436 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:40 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Not new but still available


Is it the prequel to your porn where you poop sans clothes and sans toilet?
DrafterX Offline
#437 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 5:46 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Female or male



A little girl puppy-dog... Our last was Goldilocks... Mellow
mjrburn Offline
#438 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:19 PM EST
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You fellas heard from Ewok lately? He hasn't posted in a week.
DrafterX Offline
#439 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:25 PM EST
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I heard he was banned... Mellow
Palama Offline
#440 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:27 PM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
You fellas heard from Ewok lately? He hasn't posted in a week.


He and Hank out looking for Cros? Think
DrafterX Offline
#441 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:34 PM EST
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Prolly... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#442 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:34 PM EST
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Spotted a car with the license plate "no-cros" today. Not sure what that was all about.

I like golden retrievers - very nice dogs - guy next door had one. My old cat ruled him.
teedubbya Offline
#443 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:39 PM EST
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I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac
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#444 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:41 PM EST
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I was just wondering about ewok earlier myself. haven't heard from him or his law firm.

We used to have a cat that tried to take on a grown Newfoundland and black lab at the same time. No claws on her either. Fearless, crazy old beeyach
Sunoverbeach Offline
#445 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:50 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac



A little voice in my head said................................REDRUM!!!!!!!
DrafterX Offline
#446 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 6:54 PM EST
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Met some dead heads once.. they had some really good acid.. and yes, they drove a DeVille... Mellow
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#447 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 7:02 PM EST
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I had a DeVille, twice.

1972 and a 1991

The 72 got about 4mpg

The 91 I entered in a demolition derby
tonygraz Offline
#448 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 7:02 PM EST
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I heard Ewok was on location making a new star wars movie.
tonygraz Offline
#449 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 7:03 PM EST
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Dan was into heavy metal ?
danmdevries Offline
#450 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2019, 7:23 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Dan was into heavy metal ?


Drafter's dog name suggestion?

Or the heavy metal beast of a car that was my 72 Deville?


Yes.
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