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Greggilmore99 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Mar 30 2019, 3:59 AM EST
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Everyday
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tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 11:18 AM EST
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You would think that boat would eventually move out view...
tamapatom Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 11:23 AM EST
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Or that one day the sun would shine!
Ewok126 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 12:07 PM EST
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Or that they would tell the guy the has the squirts to quit chitting in corner of the roof on the right and explain to him that is not what they mean by chumming.
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 5:04 PM EST
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Nice!
Burner02 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2019, 8:31 PM EST
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Nothing wrong with that!
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 12:34 PM EST
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dang...another long day at the office...gotta be past 7pm...
danmdevries Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 2:30 PM EST
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You on an oil rig?
Ewok126 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 4:46 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
You on an oil rig?



No that is the view of the BP gas station parking lot in downtown Atlanta. He works in the back keeping up with the Black and Mild sales. You are a cardiovascular nurse right?...........................Sarcasm jester
Greggilmore99 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 7:23 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
dang...another long day at the office...gotta be past 7pm...



Day just starting. I work 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.






Quote:
You on an oil rig?



Nope, Im on a boat. 250' long, 55' wide.
Ewok126 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 8:12 PM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Day just starting. I work 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.









Nope, Im on a boat. 250' long, 55' wide.



Is that like one of those professional bass boats or one of those things you have to pedal?
Whistlebritches Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 8:12 PM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:



Nope, Im on a boat. 250' long, 55' wide.


Ocean going tug?
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Apr 2 2019, 8:15 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Ocean going tug?


Man Whistle, I got to know....

Is it wrong of me to want to stick my wiener in your avatars butt every time I see it? Makes me feel strange!
Greggilmore99 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 3:43 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Ocean going tug?


Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'
Greggilmore99 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 3:44 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Is that like one of those professional bass boats or one of those things you have to pedal?



Ever seen a bass boat with 10,000 HP?
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 7:17 AM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'


Cool........sounds like a killer gig
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 8:43 AM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'



Are you guys looking for CROS..?? Huh
KingoftheCove Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 8:54 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Are you guys looking for CROS..?? Huh

Nope...............prolly Spanish galleons.................secretly of course...
Beer
dstieger Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 9:09 AM EST
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...sailors' delight
Whistlebritches Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 12:34 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
...sailors' delight



Looks like morning to me
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 12:54 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
...sailors' delight

I know her....she's got a hidden cove and a sunken chest,,,Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 7:07 PM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Ever seen a bass boat with 10,000 HP?



Only the one built by Tim Allen.Anxious
Greggilmore99 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 7:09 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Cool........sounds like a killer gig


Its not bad. 28 day on / 28 day off rotation...so I only work 6 months a year.

And you get to see a lot off cool shiii...stuff at 10,000'
Greggilmore99 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 7:11 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Only the one built by Tim Allen.Anxious



ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Apr 3 2019, 11:51 PM EST
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250' x 55' wide, eh??

Isn't that a cute little motor vessel...

567' x 56' with 80,000 hp and guns and missiles and speed over 30 knots. Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww!!

Not reel good for fishing, though.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 3:53 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
250' x 55' wide, eh??

Isn't that a cute little motor vessel...

567' x 56' with 80,000 hp and guns and missiles and speed over 30 knots. Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww!!

Not reel good for fishing, though.


She is anything but cute...

But she gets the job done....
Greggilmore99 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 3:55 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Nope...............prolly Spanish galleons.................secretly of course...
Beer


We actually have a 4-6 week job coming up in the Caribbean...doing just that...Not a big secret though.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 3:57 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Are you guys looking for CROS..?? Huh


So I have seen it a lot on the forum and I have to ask...What the hell is a CROS?
danmdevries Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 8:53 AM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
So I have seen it a lot on the forum and I have to ask...What the hell is a CROS?


You'll know when you find him.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:17 AM EST
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Galleon diving, 10000hp boats, battleships, Everybody's job sounds more fun than mine
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:03 AM EST
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I could sure use some of them pieces of eights... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:09 AM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'


You doing the diving or are you just running the boat?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 1:35 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
250' x 55' wide, eh??

Isn't that a cute little motor vessel...

567' x 56' with 80,000 hp and guns and missiles and speed over 30 knots. Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww!!

Not reel good for fishing, though.



755' x 90' - tons and tons of guns. About 10,000 tons of 'em, plus a slew of tanks and armored vehicles with guns. No way to use any of them... d'oh!

Slow as all get out but the fishing was great. Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 1:50 PM EST
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Dropping dynamite in da water isn't really fishing... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 1:53 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
755' x 90' - tons and tons of guns. About 10,000 tons of 'em, plus a slew of tanks and armored vehicles with guns. No way to use any of them... d'oh!

Slow as all get out but the fishing was great. Anxious

Pre-po RoRo?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 2:14 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Pre-po RoRo?



Combination cargo, but yes, MPS2. Containers, vehicles and fuel. We were basically a floating Circle-K for guns and trucks.
danmdevries Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 2:47 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Galleon diving, 10000hp boats, battleships, Everybody's job sounds more fun than mine


I stick my fingers in other people's buttholes at work. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 3:24 PM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
So I have seen it a lot on the forum and I have to ask...What the hell is a CROS?



Poor CROS....
Sunoverbeach Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 3:44 PM EST
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Thanks Dan. Feeling much more enthusiastic about my profession now
KingoftheCove Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 4:03 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I stick my fingers in other people's buttholes at work. Mellow

Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.
danmdevries Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 6:00 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.


Mostly use the tips of my pointers. Frying pan
Ewok126 Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 6:15 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.



TIP 1: Make sure your fingernails are trimmed up real good. Don't want to be giving new meaning to the word "Hangnail".

TIP 2: Only pick your nose AFTER you wash and use hand sanitizer.

TIP 3: Do not ever bite your fingernails.


Last TIPS Just for Fun

Bonus Tip: If a guy asks you "Please make sure to not lose your college ring" prior to inspecting his anus, lean in real close and whisper in his ear just before the insertion of the distal phalange "I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE" Anxious

Bonus Tip 2" Afterwords, walk up to the surgeon or the circulating nurse, hold out your hand real close to their face and say "Smell My Finger" Only do this tip if you plan on retiring that day.
Greggilmore99 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 7:50 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You doing the diving or are you just running the boat?


Running the Boat. Im a Captain.
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 8:26 PM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Running the Boat. Im a Captain.

he didn't mean "just" running the boat
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#45 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 8:57 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Ocean going tug?



Freak. Is that an offer?
delta1 Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:05 PM EST
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Greggilmore99 wrote:
Running the Boat. Im a Captain.


have you ever collided with a US Navy boat...
frankj1 Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:10 PM EST
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anyone else see that weird face in the sky? upper left of center.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:12 PM EST
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Not sure. Let me have some of what you took, how long I have to get to a safe place, and I'll let you know.
frankj1 Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:14 PM EST
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c'mon over.
Whistlebritches Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:48 PM EST
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2 × GAU-17 miniguns......We call them Maw
1 × M2HB .50 caliber machine gun......Paw
2 × M240B 7.62 mm light machine guns
2 × 40 mm Mk 19 grenade launchers


Not bad for a 33'r
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