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8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 9:17 PM EST
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.... Formula 1.
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:12 PM EST
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Ram27 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Apr 4 2019, 10:19 PM EST
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Congrats 8 track.

Nice win !!!! Herfing


ram27bat
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 12:03 AM EST
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Nice work 8track.

It's not paying overtime... but it'll do. Beer
8trackdisco Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:06 AM EST
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There I was, after dark, by myself, nobody to finish with, so I had to do it myself.

It's more fun to get to a successful conclusion with a partner.

Now it is early morning, can't sleep and am oddly not fully satisfied with the ending.

Thank you, 🐑 for certifying the victory. We need bigger icons. No; bigger EYE cons... No; better eyes.

Odd how there is a bourbon 🥃 icon for bourbon, but no icon for a cigar.

I see an English Premier League team has an advert; Visit Rwanda. A small, Central African country, best known for a genocide 20 years ago sounds ... fun? Guess you could go to the Machete Museum, and go to an interactive, outdoor Ebola Experience Park. Looking for a challenging career? Take up the job as chief tourism director.

There is your series of early morning ramblings. Hopefully, I can get back to sleep. 😴

Now, if I could just go find where I left my sanity.
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:36 AM EST
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Sanity, eh? I'm at work right now, but there was a pile of something in the back yard... might be your sanity.

More likely cat poop.
danmdevries Online
#7 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 4:15 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:08 AM EST
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Yay Friday! Now let's break the mold and go for a 5 day weekend
Ram27 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:40 AM EST
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Morning & welcome to Friday gents & ladies.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 6:51 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 7:03 AM EST
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Happy Friday folks. Sleeting and a high of 48...
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 7:04 AM EST
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Friday- first day out in a week for me. Have to get prescriptions, get a tooth fixed and get some groceries. Still not back to normal health wise- haven't been this sick in years. No smokes or drinks for a week and counting now. Over 60 flu deaths in CT so far this flu season.
gummy jones Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 7:17 AM EST
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off this weekend
thinking about smoking some cigars and some brisket
danmdevries Online
#14 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 8:12 AM EST
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One of the surgeons bought some catered tacos yesterday, so there was a ton of leftovers when I got to work.

Floated to a step down unit, so I had to walk downstairs a few times to pick up tacos. Think I killed about a dozen. edit: tacos. Killed a dozen tacos.

Can't go to bed this early again though, I'll just wake up at noon and do it all over again.
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 8:13 AM EST
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Is this the new 500..?? Huh
corey sellers Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 8:33 AM EST
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Morning gents
Ewok126 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 9:28 AM EST
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Good morning Mr Sellers, Dan, Gummy, RAM, SmokeMonkey, Princess, and all you other awesome folks.

I got a feeling it is going to be a hectic day. First time I am going to be out
of the house in over a few weeks and it has to be wasted going to the
neurologist and then to the attorneys office.

Always hope for something good to come out of those buildings but I
always leave with more problems.

Wish me luck folks!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 10:36 AM EST
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Best of luck, Ewok!
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 10:37 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Good morning Mr Sellers, Dan, Gummy, RAM, SmokeMonkey, Princess, and all you other awesome folks.

I got a feeling it is going to be a hectic day. First time I am going to be out
of the house in over a few weeks and it has to be wasted going to the
neurologist and then to the attorneys office.

Always hope for something good to come out of those buildings but I
always leave with more problems.

Wish me luck folks!



Make sure your butthole's clean.

I suspect both of them are gonna need to check in there!
Ram27 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 11:08 AM EST
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All the best EWOK.
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 11:39 AM EST
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hello every one...happy post hd...poor ewok...
corey sellers Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 11:52 AM EST
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Hope everything goes good Ewok
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 12:52 PM EST
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When a customer calls you SuperShana Herfing

Ewok - hoping for the best for you!
gummy jones Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 1:00 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Good morning Mr Sellers, Dan, Gummy, RAM, SmokeMonkey, Princess, and all you other awesome folks.

I got a feeling it is going to be a hectic day. First time I am going to be out
of the house in over a few weeks and it has to be wasted going to the
neurologist and then to the attorneys office.

Always hope for something good to come out of those buildings but I
always leave with more problems.

Wish me luck folks!


GOOD LUCK BRO!
tonygraz Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 1:21 PM EST
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Good luck wook !
Ram27 Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 1:50 PM EST
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Rainy afternoon here in Eastern Pa. Frying pan

Howdy folks.
RMAN4443 Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 2:23 PM EST
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Good Luck Chris

What kind of car does a proctologist drive???












A brown Probe.....Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:02 PM EST
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Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:03 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mellow

I thought it would lighten the moment...I could be wrong...Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:17 PM EST
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Yuk, but better than a red probe
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:33 PM EST
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So, is Damn a licensed proctology guy..?? Huh


Or Ass Man I guess is the preferred term... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 3:34 PM EST
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I think it's just a hobby
Ewok126 Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 4:23 PM EST
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I appreciate the well wishes very much ladies and gents. RMan it did lighten the moment, it got a laugh out of me.

Well, the neurologist, after studying the report from the neuropsychologist informed me that it was pretty bad which we knew. She is now going to set me up with a stroke specialist which is basically a Vascular Neurologist. She did not go into detail on why. Personally I am not sure what they can do. I have already had to speak with a Neurovascular Surgeon and he said there was no hope in fixing my posterior cerebral artery. I am already on a high dose of blood thinners. I think that she is wanting me to see him just for monitoring the situation in my skull. That is the only thing I can come up with.

Left there to headed to the attorneys office. They informed me my hearing is scheduled September the 5th with Social Security for disability. Was told I would be contacted and a date set to come into the attorneys office so they can fill me in on what to expect prior to the hearing date. They also gave me a forum that I need to take to my neurologist and have them fill out and was told that was the last thing they needed. So not to bad I guess. It was nice to get out of the house for a while that's for sure.
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 4:31 PM EST
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I heard beers are an excellent blood thinner... Beer
Ewok126 Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 4:37 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
So, is Damn a licensed proctology guy..?? Huh


Or Ass Man I guess is the preferred term... Mellow


I thought he was a cardiac nurse/circulator

Have you not heard the song?

The butthole is connected to the PQRST................ Wait that ain't right Confused Confused Confused


Yeah, I am going to guess with him........ it's a Hobby! Blink
Ewok126 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 4:40 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard beers are an excellent blood thinner... Beer



ThumpUp ThumpUp

I have never heard that but, I will find out here in a few minutes!Beer
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 4:50 PM EST
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Bumblebee's been following my around da yard... I'm starting to wonder if it's really a bumblebee... Think
delta1 Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:01 PM EST
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you know that zrx has a new tiny drone, right?
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#39 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:01 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
you know that zrx has a new tiny drone, right?


Haven't seen Jones around in a while, maybe he figured if you can't beat em, join em.
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#40 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:02 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I think it's just a hobby


Call it what you want, I'm good at what I do. Sick
DrafterX Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:02 PM EST
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I suspected it might be.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:03 PM EST
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May have to go all Kung-fu on it soon... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:07 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Call it what you want, I'm good at what I do. Sick


Killing people through butt probes?

Or am I mixing things up again?
DrafterX Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:11 PM EST
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Kitty-cat smacking a mole around da yard... She's good for somethin I guess... Interesting day outside... Mellow
danmdevries Online
#45 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:16 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Killing people through butt probes?

Or am I mixing things up again?


Maybe both?

I've had two patients die within a few hours of digging out their fecal impactions.

In my defense, they were on the way out and it was a comfort measure but I'm still the butt of that joke at work.



DrafterX Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:17 PM EST
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that was very nice of you... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:27 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Maybe both?

I've had two patients die within a few hours of digging out their fecal impactions.



I didn't think you were supposed to dig that deep. What did you use their IV pole? Confused Confused Confused
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:29 PM EST
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Kitty-cat got bored with da mole so now it's my problem I guess... Could let him live but I'd have to smash his paws with a hammer so he can't dig up my yard anymore... Wife wants to stab him... Think
Ewok126 Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:37 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Kitty-cat got bored with da mole so now it's my problem I guess... Could let him live but I'd have to smash his paws with a hammer so he can't dig up my yard anymore... Wife wants to stab him... Think


The mole or your Kitty-cat? I hope she is not displacing her anger. You might want to sleep with one eye open for the next few nights.
DrafterX Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:47 PM EST
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She did scare me a little bit.... We're taking it for a joy ride on da golfcar soon... He'll never know the alternative outcomes... Mellow
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