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jespear Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 7:48 AM EST
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THIS, would be one of those times ! ThumpUp
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Zildjiank Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 10:16 AM EST
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All the dudes on the boat think so too haha
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 10:25 AM EST
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I don't know...might be about 3 years too early
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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Timing is everything. ThumpUp
jespear Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 3:10 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I don't know...might be about 3 years too early


Naaaahhhh . . . I don't think so, but even if it was, you can't go to jail for just looking, unless, of course, you were looking in her bedroom window ! OhMyGod
streetrod Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 4:02 PM EST
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I think she needs a few more ice cream seaspns
tamapatom Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 5:38 PM EST
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Amsterdam
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 5:42 PM EST
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Not to be a debbie downer, but doesn't it look like she's wearing shorts?
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 6:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Not to be a debbie downer, but doesn't it look like she's wearing shorts?



Who said she wasn't you goofy bastid.They be checking out that azz.
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 7:00 PM EST
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And I bet its looking good
jespear Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2019, 10:20 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Not to be a debbie downer, but doesn't it look like she's wearing shorts?


Ya know, Vic, when you were born, I bet the obstetrician slapped your mother !
Buckwheat Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2019, 8:53 AM EST
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whip
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2019, 8:58 AM EST
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What? Checking out a nice azz in a pair of shorts doesn't take nearly that much timing. Just requires choosing the right coffee shop to sit in, in the right town, at the right time of year. You'll get to see as many as you could ever want.

I misunderstood the joke... I thought they were getting a little more of a show than that. :)
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2019, 9:37 AM EST
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Vic is right.
It's a better view if that were a skirt.

Anyone can see a nice azz anytime.
Just go to a San Fran coffee shop and you'll likely witness some dude with azz-less chaps before your mochachino double half soy latte cools off.

(That's what you meant, victor, isn't it?)
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2019, 9:49 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Vic is right.
It's a better view if that were a skirt.

Anyone can see a nice azz anytime.
Just go to a San Fran coffee shop and you'll likely witness some dude with azz-less chaps before your mochachino double half soy latte cools off.

(That's what you meant, victor, isn't it?)




I mean.... if that's what you want to see. there's at least 1 coffee shop in SF where the view is usually a couple dudes standing outside wearing only a sock.... well.... 3 socks....

If it's azz-less chaps, you want, you probably need to wait for folsom street fair. But you'd have to suffer through women wearing similar clothing.

Of course... there are photos of me in fur azz-less chaps ... so I really don't care much.
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Apr 19 2019, 3:07 PM EST
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I'm a bit offended.
It sounds like you attended the annual st patrick's day parade but didn't let us know you'd be making an, uh, appearance.
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Apr 19 2019, 3:15 PM EST
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You can act offended all you want. When HD and I invited you to the Folsom Street Fair you said no. So this is what happens. You missed out on very overweight naked women splashing around in a kiddie pool of urine. Suffer through the consequences.
Speyside Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Apr 19 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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Are you sure it wasn't tail in that photo shopped picture?
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Apr 20 2019, 10:11 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You can act offended all you want. When HD and I invited you to the Folsom Street Fair you said no. So this is what happens. You missed out on very overweight naked women splashing around in a kiddie pool of urine. Suffer through the consequences.


Kiddie pool of urine?
Was this during the Trump inauguration?
tailgater Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Apr 20 2019, 10:12 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Are you sure it wasn't tail in that photo shopped picture?


Sometimes you should keep your fantasies to yourself.
victor809 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Apr 20 2019, 11:35 AM EST
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Hate to break it to ya spey... That pic wasn't photoshopped.

But come to think of it ... Maybe that was tail.
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Apr 20 2019, 1:33 PM EST
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Nah, my fantasy is you could be honest about Trump.
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Apr 20 2019, 2:08 PM EST
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very cute, got that Ivanka thing working for her
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 10:59 PM EST
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Man hands hiding the Adam’s apple. Y’all are gay.
tailgater Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 9:49 AM EST
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Donald Trump wrote:
very cute, got that Ivanka thing working for her



fify
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:33 AM EST
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soooo bad...
tamapatom Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:38 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Man hands hiding the Adam’s apple. Y’all are gay.


like I said in post #7..........you never know for sure.
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:59 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
like I said in post #7..........you never know for sure.


Not to ask the obvious.... but if you never know... is it a problem?
tailgater Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:34 AM EST
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Huh.
I thought the obvious was "if you never know, then you're doing it wrong."

To each her own.
victor809 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:55 PM EST
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I remember many years ago we were closing up the bar and watched as a couple guys took one of the trans girls from the bar out to their car across the street.

We all sat there watching from the huge picture window , after work beers in our hands, as the three of them arranged themselves in the car.... then watched the front seat get laid flat....

Then we went back to drinking and counting money.
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 2:25 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Kiddie pool of urine?
Was this during the Trump inauguration?





during? no it was in Russia several years earlier
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 2:26 PM EST
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and this picture has been photo shopped. the shadows are all wrong
tailgater Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 3:34 PM EST
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5 o'clock?
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