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Pennsylvania Woman Dies After Falling Into Industrial Meat Grinder
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dstieger Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:10 AM EST
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A 35-year-old woman died when she fell into an industrial-size meat grinder at a processing plant in Northern Pennsylvania.

Jill Greninger apparently fell or was pulled into the machine around 11:30 a.m. Monday, Lycoming County Coroner Charles Kiessling said. A coworker at the Economy Locker Storage Company in Muncy - about 170 miles from Philadelphia - heard strange noises coming from the meat grinder and found her mangled body.

It took firefighters and emergency medical personnel more than two hours to take apart the machine and pull out Greninger's body, Kiessling said.

Authorities say the woman may have been standing on a set of wheeled stairs prior to the fatal accident.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/Woman-Dies-Fall-Meat-Grinder-Pennsylvania-509005711.html

I feel bad for the woman's friends and family. I will observe a moment of not joking about this.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:35 AM EST
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I heard she got a little behind in her work


too soon?
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:46 AM EST
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Not at all.....great start.....

Maybe she misunderstood when her friend told her, "you just need to get some sausage in ya'
opelmanta1900 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 10:54 AM EST
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Lock out/tag out... Standard operating procedure in the meat industry... Either management didn't enforce it or the know-better employees didn't follow it when management wasn't watching... She wasn't the first, won't be the last...
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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I heard she was well-grounded.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:12 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I heard she was well-grounded.


That one also works for high voltage jokes!
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:16 AM EST
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You guys is brutal...
Gene363 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:25 AM EST
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"Feed the masses" shouldn't be taken literally.
tailgater Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:32 AM EST
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She was just early for her noon meating.
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:33 AM EST
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Aren't we all just a little tired of the daily grind?
KingoftheCove Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 11:38 AM EST
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Just brutal...
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 12:40 PM EST
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Soilent Green is people!
Krazeehorse Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:03 PM EST
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack tried hard to make his move
And his grinder finally got her.
tamapatom Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:26 PM EST
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Was her name Chuck?

I heard this also happened to a British royal - Sir Loin
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:33 PM EST
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Where's the beef? d'oh!

I heard she was fairly thin, but now she's a little chunky...Anxious
dstieger Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:35 PM EST
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Fee fi fo
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:39 PM EST
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Pics or it didn't happen... Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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you meat the best chicks on grinder
smokestaxx Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:59 PM EST
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Lean meat
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 2:17 PM EST
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it may not be an accident. She may have found out CROS is her blind date.
victor809 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 2:48 PM EST
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Poor CROS is blind now too?
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 2:56 PM EST
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Ya... Poor CROS... Sad
danmdevries Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 2:56 PM EST
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Soylent Green
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 3:33 PM EST
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anybody see Deadpool 2?
Ewok126 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 4:42 PM EST
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First we had Soy burger then Turkey bacon....

I guess now we have BitchBBQ? Confused
Whistlebritches Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 7:14 PM EST
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Poor woman...…….she just wanted someone to eat her
Gene363 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Apr 25 2019, 8:52 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Was her name Chuck?

I heard this also happened to a British royal - Sir Loin


So tender! LOL
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Apr 26 2019, 11:46 PM EST
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This thread has REAL POTENTIAL....

I HAVE NO GREAT RESPONSE...
I wish I did.


LOL funny chit
Palama Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:51 AM EST
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This site is like a Jungle.
Ewok126 Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 11:29 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
This site is like a Jungle.



Do you mean as in you just don't know what the meat of the day is going to be? One day it's antelope, next its tree monkey, today its Pennsylvania Greninger meat?Gonz Drool
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 11:29 AM EST
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Upton Sinclair ...would agree with that ^^^ assessment
opelmanta1900 Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 12:05 PM EST
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Nuh uh... In the jungle, those grinders never stopped... If you ate ground beef in that time period, you probably also consumed human...
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 12:09 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Nuh uh... In the jungle, those grinders never stopped... If you ate ground beef in that time period, you probably also consumed human...

mmmmmmmmmm, so juicy and delicious...Chef
tamapatom Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:40 PM EST
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You would be surprised at some of the alternate products shipped in milk tanker trucks..... being sanitized after each use of course.
Palama Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Upton Sinclair ...would agree with that ^^^ assessment


Applause
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