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Cinco De Mayo 500
8trackdisco Offline
#351 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
hmmm.
can we change the name? maybe Sixto de Mayo?
how about Hold de Mayo?


Mayo Clinic?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#352 Posted:
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Cinco de cuatro!
8trackdisco Offline
#353 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Cinco de cuatro!


Suzi Quatro?... She sang Stumblin' In .. 1979.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#354 Posted:
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That the one that goes "these boots er made fer walkin"?
frankj1 Offline
#355 Posted:
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Nancy Sinatra
opelmanta1900 Offline
#356 Posted:
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Is "Nancy Sinatra" slang for someone who's a good musician but kinda light in the loafers? Wouldn't it be easier to say Liberace?
8trackdisco Offline
#357 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Is "Nancy Sinatra" slang for someone who's a good musician but kinda light in the loafers? Wouldn't it be easier to say Liberace?


Stumblin in? YOU try being a drunk and high dancer, walking on 6 inch heels.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#358 Posted:
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Were you spying on me last night?
DrafterX Offline
#359 Posted:
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Hey shout, summertime blues
Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes
Hey, did you rock and roll, rock on...
Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#360 Posted:
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Tonight's the night I go around putting mayonnaise packets in every sink I find at the hospital.

Happy sink o de mayo
MACS Offline
#361 Posted:
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BBQ was very well received. I fed everyone, including the business office and the nursing staff.

33 lbs... gone in about 2.5 hours.
danmdevries Offline
#362 Posted:
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Found a roll of "for rectal use only" stickers at work.

This is gonna be fun. Prolly gonna end up with me getting a formal writeup, but worth it.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#363 Posted:
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Rectal use stickers and mayo packets. You kids party by different rules south of Porter Co.
danmdevries Offline
#364 Posted:
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Just about all the women at work have lotion stashes all over. Break room, locker room, bathroom, etc. They got stickers.

The ice cream scoop and corkscrew in the breakroom got stickers.

Communal medicine cabinet with tums and Tylenol n stuff, those bottles got stickers.

Avoidimg labelling any actual work equipment, I think that could get me into trouble.
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#365 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all
danmdevries Offline
#366 Posted:
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
8trackdisco Offline
#367 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Just about all the women at work have lotion stashes all over. Break room, locker room, bathroom, etc. They got stickers.

The ice cream scoop and corkscrew in the breakroom got stickers.

Communal medicine cabinet with tums and Tylenol n stuff, those bottles got stickers.

Avoidimg labelling any actual work equipment, I think that could get me into trouble.


Go get 'em, Rectal Warrior!
tonygraz Offline
#368 Posted:
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See what happens when you miss doing stuff on 4/1.
danmdevries Offline
#369 Posted:
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Found the tampon stash in the bathroom and labeled them as well.

Got about 10 labels left.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#370 Posted:
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That sounds painful, though not so much as the corkscrew
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#371 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Just about all the women at work have lotion stashes all over. Break room, locker room, bathroom, etc. They got stickers.

The ice cream scoop and corkscrew in the breakroom got stickers.

Communal medicine cabinet with tums and Tylenol n stuff, those bottles got stickers.

Avoidimg labelling any actual work equipment, I think that could get me into trouble.


Must be nice to have a glass of wine while on break.Applause
danmdevries Offline
#372 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
Must be nice to have a glass of wine while on break.Applause


Beer
corey sellers Offline
#373 Posted:
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Morning gents

Way to go Dan Applause
danmdevries Offline
#374 Posted:
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Honestly don't know what it's in there for, been in the utensil drawer for as long as I've worked there.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#375 Posted:
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^^ Good answer. Keep repeating that with your merlot stained lips as the bosses interrogate you
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#376 Posted:
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Good morning.
Going for new eyeglasses today then I am going to sit down and watch the two NBA games that will be on TV.
Anyone see Golden State v. Houston last night? Harden was amazing!
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#377 Posted:
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Cool Dudes....
DrafterX Offline
#378 Posted:
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Going to get puppy-dog today..!! Laugh
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#379 Posted:
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Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo?!
Ram27 Online
#380 Posted:
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X will puppy dog be named today? 🐅
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#381 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
X will puppy dog be named today? 🐅

we have been waiting patiently...
not sure I like the name "Today" though.
tonygraz Offline
#382 Posted:
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I knew a guy that named his daughter Tamara - she was always late for everything.
tonygraz Offline
#383 Posted:
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Dan, that corkscrew must be for serious constipation cases. The label indicates that.

Did you save any labels for mooch cigars ?
deadeyedick Online
#384 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Going to get puppy-dog today..!! Laugh


Happy hunting.
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#385 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Dan, that corkscrew must be for serious constipation cases. The label indicates that.

Did you save any labels for mooch cigars ?

He could do custom bands for the blind reviews next year....
Ram27 Online
#386 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
we have been waiting patiently...
not sure I like the name "Today" though.










LOL LOL LOL LOL
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#387 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
^^ Good answer. Keep repeating that with your merlot stained lips as the bosses interrogate you


A young horny nurse pops a bottle of wine, strips from the waste down, puts one of those stickers on her tail bone and lays down on her tummy in the break room.

The porn scene writes itself.
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#388 Posted:
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Hey 8, has the snow finally melted up there?
victor809 Offline
#389 Posted:
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Back in the country for a little. Hi y'all
DrafterX Offline
#390 Posted:
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You were gone..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#391 Posted:
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New puppy-dog sleeping at my feet... She's had a ruff day... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#392 Posted:
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Never went anywhere drafter.
Ram27 Online
#393 Posted:
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Welcome home victor. 🙄
victor809 Offline
#394 Posted:
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Incidentally... And of no relation whatsoever to any not being here that never happened...

I learned this week that cbid does not allow you to access their website from the EU.
DrafterX Offline
#395 Posted:
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Those Bassards..!! Mad
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#396 Posted:
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It's Trump's fault.
danmdevries Offline
#397 Posted:
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Back to work.
frankj1 Offline
#398 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Incidentally... And of no relation whatsoever to any not being here that never happened...

I learned this week that cbid does not allow you to access their website from the EU.

not much happened...though CelticBomber arose from the dead.
Other than that, meh.

did ya eat sardines and salt cod and octopus and paella and stuff?
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#399 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Back in the country for a little. Hi y'all


A grateful nod for spelling “y’all” correctly.

Hope y’all had a lovely trip.
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#400 Posted:
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Welcome back to Monday fellas
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