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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 500
danmdevries Offline
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Frying pan
Sunoverbeach Online
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I like it, but I'm not what you'd call an official approver type.

Frank!!! Danm needs you
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The first time I saw that slogan was at Disneyland in the gift shop near the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Beatings at Disney. Prolly no bludgeonings though Eh? .
Ram27 Offline
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Your up Frank....👀


ram27bat
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^^ that there's some dedicated delegation
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Ram27 wrote:
Your up Frank....👀


ram27bat


Isn’t he out having a smoke? Anxious
danmdevries Offline
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Palama wrote:
Isn’t he out having a smoke? Anxious


I'm out having a smoke and I'm still here.

But Frank's got that flip phone n stuff

Frank! I need your help.
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nice job Danm!

APPROVED!

(picture a bat here...)
Ram27 Offline
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^^^ram27bat



Well done Frank Beer
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thanks, boss.
8trackdisco Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
thanks, boss.


Good job, not being yourself.
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8trackdisco wrote:
Good job, not being yourself.

I took your advice.
It would have been professional suicide.
tonygraz Online
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Is this the new Frank approved 500 ?
Ram27 Offline
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Yes indeed ^^^ 🙄
MACS Offline
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Applause Applause

The title is apropo for how things have been going at work, lately.

You could give us the Hindu Goddess Durga and we'd still be short-handed!!
danmdevries Offline
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HHD Ram n dudes
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Morning peoples
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Good morning, y’all
frankj1 Offline
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woke up early to check this 500...wanted to make sure it wasn't a dream.
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Wind, rain and 40. Brrr.
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8trackdisco wrote:
Wind, rain and 40. Brrr.

Good morning.
90-91 here today with oppressive humidity.
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Is this the new 500?
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Sorry . Tony already got to that one.
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Morning gents
tonygraz Online
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frankj1 wrote:
woke up early to check this 500...wanted to make sure it wasn't a dream.


Somebody better keep an eye on Frank, he's have grandiose visions of controlling topics. And whatever you do, don't give him a bat.
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Happy Hump Day !!! Herfing
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So this morning, the woman calls me down in a little bit of distress. I come downstairs and there's a smallish (silver dollar maybe) puddle of a very thick looking blood on the kitchen floor, with her slipper print in it, and about 7 more spots of of footprints around it. She's trying to hold down one of the dogs to figure out where the blood came from and also keep the other from licking it.

So I grab the other dog and start looking at it . It makes no sense whatsoever... it's a single puddle of blood. But it's very thick... like, if that much blood came out all at once, you would expect a continuing wound of some sort, it wouldn't stop. I tell her to check the dog's mouth, thinking it had coughed it up.... nothing.

then I tell her to check the weird growth we had seen on the dog's face monday... We were going to have it checked out Friday, but maybe it popped or something. Well.... it's gone. Not popped and bleeding... gone.

That's weird.

so we look on the bottom of her slipper. and there's the weird membrane from the growth right there on the bottom of her shoe.


And then we look up ticks.

So... best I can now understand... the dog had a giant tick on it's face (we have not transitioned this dog to tick meds yet). Fat and full and happy, the tick falls off the dog to go try to find somewhere to lay it's eggs.... and gets stepped on by the woman.


God I hate the midwest. I don't think I'll ever stop feeling itchy now.

dstieger Offline
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Maybe the bodies under the floor boards were still pretty fresh when you moved in
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dstieger wrote:
Maybe the bodies under the floor boards were still pretty fresh when you moved in



I've been hoping for an indian burial ground, but I'll settle for a serial killer's mass grave.
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My dogs pick up ticks damn near year round, I'm constantly pulling them off.

They get pretty big when fully engorged on blood.
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danmdevries wrote:
My dogs pick up ticks damn near year round, I'm constantly pulling them off.

They get pretty big when fully engorged on blood.


Ugh.

Burn the whole state to the ground and start over.
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Don't do that. It's bound to adversely effect my property value
tonygraz Online
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Here we also have ticks and they can infect humans with lyme disease. We have to vigilantly check for them after working outside.
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dkeage wrote:
Did you hook up with Greg at Mike's?


No, had some flooding issues to deal with at my sister's place in Livingston, so when I landed we headed there right away, and never got back to Houston until late Sunday night. I was hoping to meet up with Greg, but it just wasn't in the cards....Hopefully next time
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i'm so happy, I can watch all day...
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Anybody talked with Ray? Hope he's ok..... I was afraid his head might explode when his favorite president put that medal around the neck of his most despised celebrity.
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Wife and I went to 18th street brewery in Hammond for lunch. Only ever been to their Gary location but they don't open for lunch. It was fantastic. Had fried cheese curds, smoked brisket tacos and a Cuban sammich. Also two fantastic beers each.

Pork tenderloin on the grill, collard greens in the slow cooker. Probably all gonna just go straight to the fridge, we're both stuffed.

Would've just put the stuff back in the fridge but the tenderloins sat out to room temp and I'd already heated the chicken stock and ham hocks for the greens so I had to go.
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Anyone else think Amanda Knox is kind of hot?
delta1 Offline
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steady diet of Italian salami for four years done her some good...
teedubbya Offline
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I'm not kidding. Something sort of hot and a little naughty there
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rfenst wrote:
Good morning.
90-91 here today with oppressive humidity.


I'll take the mid-40s and rain. Thanks for making me feel better.
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dstieger wrote:
Maybe the bodies under the floor boards were still pretty fresh when you moved in


Don't make the mistake Paulie made on Sopranos in the NJ Pine Barrens. When you see blood, pull your gun and look up.
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8trackdisco wrote:
I'll take the mid-40s and rain. Thanks for making me feel better.


62/83 and dry

Gotta get in my licks now. June is coming and the first 110 day followed by more.
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victor809 wrote:
Ugh.

Burn the whole state to the ground and start over.


Your people did that. Instead, they burned Kansas.
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deadeyedick wrote:
62/83 and dry

Gotta get in my licks now. June is coming and the first 110 day followed by more.


(back to deflated)
Thanks.............................. Dikc
8trackdisco Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Don't do that. It's bound to adversely effect my property value


Where do you live, Sun?
danmdevries Offline
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8trackdisco wrote:
Where do you live, Sun?


About 30 minutes east of me in northwest Indiana.
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Tenderloins turned out absolutely perfect. Wish i could nail this every time. Dry rubbed and plastic wrapped overnight, left to sweat a bit on the counter for a few hours this morning, then cooked on top rack of fairly cool grill with some wetted peach wood till 145F.

Sliced em on an angle nice n thin for lunchmeat. Cubed the ends, will add em to the collard greens when they're done.

Wife and I are skipping dinner. Still uncomfortably full from lunch.
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danmdevries wrote:
About 30 minutes east of me in northwest Indiana.

Too cold... I'd rather the heat and humidity.
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teedubbya wrote:
Anyone else think Amanda Knox is kind of hot?


She has the look of a younger, discount, Jennifer Garner.
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