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Ram27 Offline
#451 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 6:52 PM EST
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Howdy folks. Herfing

Robert, how did test go?

Enjoy your weekend folks. Beer
deadeyedick Offline
#452 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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Never heard of her Hee Haw? The old show with Buck Owens
MACS Offline
#453 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 9:38 PM EST
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I can't enjoy my weekend. I have to work Saturday thru Tuesday.

I got the tree off my fence. Called for a few estimates and people want a lot of money for that stuff. 400-600 bucks?

I got myself a $50 electric chainsaw from Home Depot, cut it into manageable pieces and tossed them over the fence.

The property manager for the house called me, finally, and said she would be submitting a claim for the fence, and the tree guy would be here tomorrow to remove the tree. I told her I already cut it up in pieces and cleaned both my yard and my neighbors yard (right next door, not the offending neighbor behind us). She said, "Thank you!" and I said... oh, no... you'll be paying me for all that labor.

Told her to get a couple-few estimates and pay me the lowest one.
frankj1 Offline
#454 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 9:46 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I can't enjoy my weekend. I have to work Saturday thru Tuesday.

I got the tree off my fence. Called for a few estimates and people want a lot of money for that stuff. 400-600 bucks?

I got myself a $50 electric chainsaw from Home Depot, cut it into manageable pieces and tossed them over the fence.

The property manager for the house called me, finally, and said she would be submitting a claim for the fence, and the tree guy would be here tomorrow to remove the tree. I told her I already cut it up in pieces and cleaned both my yard and my neighbors yard (right next door, not the offending neighbor behind us). She said, "Thank you!" and I said... oh, no... you'll be paying me for all that labor.

Told her to get a couple-few estimates and pay me the lowest one.

tough to get an estimate now that it's done.
better maybe you axe her tree guy what he charges and take that amount?
tonygraz Offline
#455 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 10:03 PM EST
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My youngest grand daughter was born in Nashville's Vanderbilt Medical Center. Interesting City.
MACS Offline
#456 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 10:05 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
tough to get an estimate now that it's done.
better maybe you axe her tree guy what he charges and take that amount?


I took, and texted her, detailed before and after pictures. I'm ugly, I ain't no dummy...

Edit: wife says I'm handsome... she wouldn't marry an ugly dude.
8trackdisco Offline
#457 Posted: Fri, May 17 2019, 11:44 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I took, and texted her, detailed before and after pictures. I'm ugly, I ain't no dummy...

Edit: wife says I'm handsome... she wouldn't marry an ugly dude.


You can add to your resume... Lumberjack.
danmdevries Offline
#458 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 3:38 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas
Sunoverbeach Offline
#459 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 6:14 AM EST
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Back atcha danm. Morning all
SmokeMonkey Offline
#460 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 7:14 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
tonygraz Offline
#461 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 7:48 AM EST
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Mornin'- isn't it about time to close this one up and start another.
danmdevries Offline
#462 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 7:54 AM EST
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Another dumbass drove off the road and into the ditch overnight.

My road has no turns. I don't understand why this happens so often.
deadeyedick Offline
#463 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 8:20 AM EST
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Morning y’all. Staying in a bed and breakfast near Vanderbilt campus. Flying out this evening.
Speyside Offline
#464 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 8:45 AM EST
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Morning all. Moving into the new house Monday. It was nice to take our time moving. Did a new roof, new carpeting, new appliances, new furniture, new televisions, and painting.
frankj1 Offline
#465 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 9:47 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I took, and texted her, detailed before and after pictures. I'm ugly, I ain't no dummy...

Edit: wife says I'm handsome... she wouldn't marry an ugly dude.

you truly are a very handsome man
frankj1 Offline
#466 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 9:50 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Morning all. Moving into the new house Monday. It was nice to take our time moving. Did a new roof, new carpeting, new appliances, new furniture, new televisions, and painting.

not that I'll ever send you anything (cuz you have it all) but I'll need your third addy since we met.
Wouldn't it be easier to just turn yourself in to the authorities?

Oh, and Mazel Tov.
Ram27 Offline
#467 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 9:53 AM EST
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Beautiful day here in PA, enjoy the day. Herfing
KingoftheCove Offline
#468 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 10:11 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Another dumbass drove off the road and into the ditch overnight.

My road has no turns. I don't understand why this happens so often.

Fatigue........booze.........cell phone.........take your pick
8trackdisco Offline
#469 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 10:12 AM EST
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Rainy and cool, but still Saturday. I'll take it.
rfenst Online
#470 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 10:36 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Rainy and cool, but still Saturday. I'll take it.

Too hot here. 90s with a breeze. But, the humidity is very low.
corey sellers Offline
#471 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 10:51 AM EST
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Gents 90° here today

fajita quesadilla for lunch
delta1 Offline
#472 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 1:03 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I took, and texted her, detailed before and after pictures. I'm ugly, I ain't no dummy...

Edit: wife says I'm handsome... she wouldn't marry an ugly dude.


I wouldn't get on an ugly dude's boat...
gummy jones Offline
#473 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 1:04 PM EST
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Just ran and lifted

First time I've done both in the same day in a while
delta1 Offline
#474 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 1:11 PM EST
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oatmeal with banana, maple and cinnamon, side of sausage links and black coffee....
MACS Offline
#475 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 1:20 PM EST
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Back to the grind tonight.

Was sleeping in late and then the chainsaw work on the palm trees began. At least they finally fixed them.
rfenst Online
#476 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 2:31 PM EST
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Looking forward to tonight's NBA match-up...
deadeyedick Offline
#477 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 3:48 PM EST
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87 in Niceville and only 82 in Phoenix. Go figure
Sunoverbeach Offline
#478 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 4:37 PM EST
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Sunshine did not last. Storms and a 20 degree drop have moved in. Thanks Indiana
MACS Offline
#479 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 4:55 PM EST
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I just need the wind and waves to die down by Friday, please.

Not too concerned about temp or humidity.
danmdevries Offline
#480 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 5:33 PM EST
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Back to work.

Halfway there.

3 down 3 to go.
frankj1 Offline
#481 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 6:37 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Looking forward to tonight's NBA match-up...

Go Rip City!
delta1 Offline
#482 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 6:51 PM EST
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Golden State in 5...Portland's back court matches up, but their front line, even with KD injured, ( I thought that would be an equalizer) and their bench aren't as strong..
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#483 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 11:21 PM EST
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So I planted a ghost peppers plant.. but I can't see any peppers.. is this normal..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
#484 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 11:29 PM EST
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sounds right...Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#485 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 11:43 PM EST
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How will I know when to pick them..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
#486 Posted: Sat, May 18 2019, 11:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
How will I know when to pick them..?? Huh

They will make contact when they're ready...Unsure
Palama Offline
#487 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 12:26 AM EST
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Has morale improved yet? Think
danmdevries Offline
#488 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 12:34 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Has morale improved yet? Think


The beatings shall continue. ram27bat
Palama Offline
#489 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 1:03 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
The beatings shall continue. ram27bat


Damn Danm, there’s no pleasing you huh? Crying
MACS Offline
#490 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 1:35 AM EST
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Well, they sorta hafta continue... the title says so.
MACS Offline
#491 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 3:57 AM EST
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C'mon, man... get this thing done.
victor809 Offline
#492 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 5:07 AM EST
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Get to work biznitches...

Got to meet with some secretary General from some Chinese ag association today... Now I have to look up who the hell he is...

Oh... Drafter... I picked up those hog inseminators you asked for at the trade show.... What exactly are you planning on doing with those?
MACS Offline
#493 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 5:48 AM EST
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^You shouldn't ask incriminating questions...
Mr. Jones Offline
#494 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 6:26 AM EST
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Girlfriend adopted a new 5 month old puppy yesterday...
An Austrailian cattle dog mix...just like the "dog" on Mad Max that Rikowski / mel Gibson had...
That pup has a ton of energy...
Also known as "blue heelers"....you can check in but you can never leave ....at the hotel JONES...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#495 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 6:51 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all

victor809 wrote:


Got to meet with some secretary General from some Chinese ag association today... Now I have to look up who the hell he is...


Pretty sure he’s just some Commie.
MACS Offline
#496 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 7:03 AM EST
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Just a bit more...
MACS Offline
#497 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 7:07 AM EST
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Almost there...
dkeage Offline
#498 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 7:09 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Girlfriend adopted a new 5 month old puppy yesterday...
An Austrailian cattle dog mix...just like the "dog" on Mad Max that Rikowski / mel Gibson had...
That pup has a ton of energy...
Also known as "blue heelers"....you can check in but you can never leave ....at the hotel JONES...



Think
MACS Offline
#499 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 7:10 AM EST
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One more...
MACS Offline
#500 Posted: Sun, May 19 2019, 7:10 AM EST
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Got it.
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