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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 500
victor809 Offline
#101 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
tonygraz wrote:
Dan, do you do this accidentally or is it on purpose.



I mean... he had accidentally called the tranny place.

Butt he figured while he had them on the phone he may as well get them to mess around with his rear end.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#102 Posted:
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I'm going with on purpose. Prolly should have worked in a rectal use sticker somehow though
victor809 Offline
#103 Posted:
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Posts: 23,866
Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'm going with on purpose. Prolly should have worked in a rectal use sticker somehow though



"worked in"....


phrasing.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#104 Posted:
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I'm going with on purpose for that too
opelmanta1900 Offline
#105 Posted:
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Posts: 13,954
Started using an exercise bike yesterday... Exercise is terrible...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#106 Posted:
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They say it's good for you. I'm not sure I buy it
danmdevries Offline
#107 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
tonygraz wrote:
Dan, do you do this accidentally or is it on purpose.


The trans dude's name is Kelly.

Truck's done, heading over to pick it up now.
danmdevries Offline
#108 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
Truck shifts better than when I bought it 3.5 years ago.

I assumed the 3/4 ton trans would shift kinda hard when I bought it. Guess that's not the case. It's almost seamless changing gears and does it a lot more quickly than before.

Was slipping so bad it wouldn't reverse up the driveway before I dropped it off. Backed up the driveway when I got home and broke the tires loose in reverse.

I'm happy to have my truck back, even though I had to pay half it's value to repair. Still cheaper than a new truck.
DrafterX Offline
#109 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
SuperSpud... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#110 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
Pork tenderloin and collard greens for lunch.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Survived Costco... They got me with the fresh baked strawberry jam filled croissants... Other than that, kept it pretty healthy... Spinach and fruits n stuff...
MACS Offline
#112 Posted:
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Posts: 79,599
My beer fridge looks pretty bare. I think a b double e double r u n is in order.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#113 Posted:
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Posts: 13,954
All you need is a ten and a fiver, a car and a key and sober driver....
MACS Offline
#114 Posted:
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Posts: 79,599
opelmanta1900 wrote:
All you need is a ten and a fiver, a car and a key and sober driver....


Preach on, preacher man...
danmdevries Offline
#115 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
Took camper grill apart and hit it with engine degreaser and a brush. Was pretty caked up from not getting hot enough, and cooking lots of bacon and sausage in there.

Took regulator apart, nothing plugged but it doesn't get very hot unless I tiptoe the knob tightly down. Even then, after 20 minutes the thermometers only reading 350. This thing used to hit 500 in under 10 minutes when it was new.

Ordered a new regulator. Third one in just over 2 years. Should just buy a midsize grill instead of running the two tabletop grills that I use. Getting ready for Gridlife at the end of the month, gotta be geared up to feed a dozen plus people. Gotta fix some stuff on the camper too.
danmdevries Offline
#116 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
Well camper fix was quick. The water pipe that I thought burst, was just a plastic pex connector that broke. Cut the pipe back, put in two new brass fittings and 6" of hose and it's all better.

Toilet flushes and sink works again.

delta1 Offline
#117 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
see....toldja you didn't need Frank....
MACS Offline
#118 Posted:
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Posts: 79,599
danmdevries wrote:
Should just buy a midsize grill instead of running the two tabletop grills that I use. Getting ready for Gridlife at the end of the month, gotta be geared up to feed a dozen plus people. Gotta fix some stuff on the camper too.


https://www.campchef.com/flat-top-grills-new.html

There ya go... cook for lotsa people, pancakes, omelettes, fajitas, burgers, brats, hot-links, etc...
danmdevries Offline
#119 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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MACS wrote:
https://www.campchef.com/flat-top-grills-new.html

There ya go... cook for lotsa people, pancakes, omelettes, fajitas, burgers, brats, hot-links, etc...


ThumpUp

Went to Menards to pickup a bird feeder for the wife for Mothers day. Picked up some camping stuff too, and I had this in my cart while I was walking around the store. Ended up putting it back but might go back to pick it up. I have a cast iron griddle plate and a cast iron skillet that I do a LOT of cooking with, over the grill. One of these would really do it all, and it's a bigger surface than either my griddle plate or skillet. Easier/quicker cleanup too.

https://www.menards.com/main/outdoors/grills-outdoor-cooking/tabletop-portable-grills/blackstone-reg-17-table-top-griddle/1650/p-1501655572387-c-14330.htm?tid=-7550377944035484315&ipos=13
danmdevries Offline
#120 Posted:
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I think I'm gonna go back to Menards and pick it up before my Gridlife trip. Seems it would make cooking a lot easier, and still small enough to fit in a storage door on the side of the camper.
MACS Offline
#121 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
MACS wrote:
My beer fridge looks pretty bare. I think a b double e double r u n is in order.


Well... that's no longer an issue. Got a handful of singles to try while I was grabbing Spaten and Ballast Point faves.
CelticBomber Offline
#122 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm not kidding. Something sort of hot and a little naughty there


It's that whole I'll have a 3some with you and kill the other bitch after so she doesn't get clingy look in her eyes. Very Sexy:-)
8trackdisco Offline
#123 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,000
corey sellers wrote:
Morning gents

South Georgia about an hour north of the Florida line 8track


You need a good snake gun.
8trackdisco Offline
#124 Posted:
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Posts: 60,000
frankj1 wrote:
a Brockton Boxer, no doubt.


Haggler?
8trackdisco Offline
#125 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I mean... he had accidentally called the tranny place.

Butt he fingered while he had them on the phone he may as well get them to mess around with his rear end.


Fixed it. Yes, I'm a 8, in more ways than one.
8trackdisco Offline
#126 Posted:
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Posts: 60,000
MACS wrote:
My beer fridge looks pretty bare. I think a b double e double r u n is in order.


Your deadbeat company drank all of your beer in March.
8trackdisco Offline
#127 Posted:
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Posts: 60,000
MACS wrote:
https://www.campchef.com/flat-top-grills-new.html

There ya go... cook for lotsa people, pancakes, omelettes, fajitas, burgers, brats, hot-links, etc...


Yes, pancakes. No friggen waffles. It's settled.
frankj1 Offline
#128 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
8trackdisco wrote:
Haggler?

yup, that's one, and the undefeated heavyweight champeen of the world.
8trackdisco Offline
#129 Posted:
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Posts: 60,000
CelticBomber wrote:
It's that whole I'll have a 3some with you and kill the other bitch after so she doesn't get clingy look in her eyes. Very Sexy:-)


Celtic.
You can't post.
You are dead.
Did you forget?
8trackdisco Offline
#130 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
yup, that's one, and the undefeated heavyweight champeen of the world.


He should have pressed charges when Leonard robbed him.
frankj1 Offline
#131 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Celtic.
You can't post.
You are dead.
Did you forget?

but he brings an edginess ...can't we keep him?
Pleeeeeease?
rfenst Offline
#132 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,112
Went to Pain doc today. He Rx'd me a new NSAID and wants an mri before he even will consider needle-ing my neck and back. He thinks the cervical fusion I had 5 years ago has new degenerative changes causing referred pain, which was upsetting to hear because there is no way I would have a re- for whatever is wrong now.Not talking
rfenst Offline
#133 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
but he brings an edginess ...can't we keep him?
Pleeeeeease?


I vote "yes"- until he disapears again.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#134 Posted:
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I didn't know we did edgy. Seems everyone is pretty blunt overall
8trackdisco Offline
#135 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
but he brings an edginess ...can't we keep him?
Pleeeeeease?


We can't take in every stray Celtic Bomber that cross our paths!...

Awww..... Prairie Farts.... Alright.
MACS Offline
#136 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
8trackdisco wrote:
Your deadbeat company drank all of your beer in March.


Not quite... but they did leave booze I won't drink. Eh?
rfenst Offline
#137 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I didn't know we did edgy. Seems everyone is pretty blunt overall

Are you saying you got a blunt?
8trackdisco Offline
#138 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Are you saying you got a blunt?


It might help your pain.
MACS Offline
#139 Posted:
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Grabbed a pint of a new (to me) blonde ale... it's called Son of a Beach.

I'm about to give it a try.
rfenst Offline
#140 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
It might help your pain.

I know.
CelticBomber Offline
#141 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Celtic.
You can't post.
You are dead.
Did you forget?




Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
This indecision's bugging me (esta indecisión me molesta)
If you don't want me, set me free (si no me quieres, librarme)
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (dígame que tengo ser)

Sorry back to dead again. Might start a new account.. ZombieCeltic. I wonder what Tiger is up to, I'm sure he was devastated.
danmdevries Offline
#142 Posted:
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Happy Friday fellas.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#143 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
"Is this a... what day is this?"
CelticBomber Offline
#144 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
The trans dude's name is Kelly.


Boy did I read that wrong at first... I was like well at least he/she won't have to change thier name.
8trackdisco Offline
#145 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,000
So to recap.

-Dan is back to not knowing what day it is after interactions with a tranny.
-Opel realizes exercise sux
-Celtic Bomber is undead.

Happy Undead, Exerciseless, Tranny Friday.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#146 Posted:
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Happy Friday peoples. Danm was close. Partial credit
8trackdisco Offline
#147 Posted:
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Whatever day it is.... have a good one.
danmdevries Offline
#148 Posted:
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I'm confused. Is it not Friday?

I'm not the only one that put my garbage out this morning. Pretty sure it's Friday
SmokeMonkey Offline
#149 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all
rfenst Offline
#150 Posted:
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What's up?
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