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MIA...napalm man
frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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inactive since December.
pm sent late April, still unread.

I already checked in wif coreysellers who has not heard from him.

anyone know if he's OK? I just worry about all you kids.
Palama Offline
#2 Posted:
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Don’t know what’s happening with him but Ron’s a good guy. Hope he’s just too busy to visit the site anymore.
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted:
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Maybe he came back as Izonfire ?
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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could be.
dstieger Offline
#5 Posted:
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Are you declaring him dead, Frank?
izonfire Offline
#6 Posted:
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I can confirm that I had no previous identity on this board. However, I can have a séance late tonight and attempt to summon his spirit. After a drink and a smoke. And some trippy music. And another drink and smoke, ...

BUT -
I have no responsibility for what takes place if he returns!
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted:
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# careful what you wish for
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
Are you declaring him dead, Frank?

I've been dismissed from my job with the Coroner's Office due to an unfortunate error.
dstieger Offline
#9 Posted:
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I think you (and jes) have been forgiven...by everyone but CB, anyway
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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fark CB.
He didn't write, he didn't call...
dstieger Offline
#11 Posted:
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OhMyGod
KingoftheCove Offline
#12 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
I think you (and jes) have been forgiven...by everyone but CB, anyway

Not sure killing someone who isn’t dead is..........wait......Think

d'oh!
KingoftheCove Offline
#13 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
fark CB.
He didn't write, he didn't call...

Me thinks FrankyT might need a new nickname........

Think

CrankyFranky?
RMAN4443 Offline
#14 Posted:
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Me thinks FrankyT might need a new nickname........

Think

CrankyFranky?

Crank, Tripod, What's the difference?Think
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted:
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I'm puuuuurty sure...

He's in Frank'S baseEment...sErving as Frank s "on call" personnel retirement service G.I.M.P....

Frank loves red leather and black riding crops...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Frankieeee boyeeee 👦 👦 👦.

teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted:
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Frank doesn’t know you can buy ball gags and don’t need to create your own.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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poor napalm
Palama Offline
#18 Posted:
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Hey Ron!
CelticBomber Offline
#19 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
fark CB.
He didn't write, he didn't call...



WOW... I think if felt my actual heart break... that or a fat globule broke loose. Either way my soul shrank a little bit. Angry
RMAN4443 Offline
#20 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
WOW... I think if felt my actual heart break... that or a fat globule broke loose. Either way my hole shrank a little bit. Angry

If Frankie T was talking about farking me. I think my hole would shrink a little too...pucker up in fear even, but that may be a mistake...stretching makes more sense for what may be coming your way...Anxious
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
If Frankie T was talking about farking me. I think my hole would shrink a little too...pucker up in fear even, but that may be a mistake...stretching makes more sense for what may be coming your way...Anxious


Does your precognition make it inevitable?
Hold on!!!

Argh!
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted:
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I've missed the smell of Napalm in the morning.
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
I've missed the smell of Napalm in the morning.


Smelled like . . . victory

Or Victor.
Not sure. Don't know him...
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Ron IS RISEN...he answered my December PM today.

this rising from the dead stuff is getting old.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#25 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Hey Ron!


Hey Conan!
NapalmMan67 Offline
#26 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Ron IS RISEN...he answered my December PM today.

this rising from the dead stuff is getting old.


I don't know about all that rising from the dead stuff. Maybe for you religious folk that's a thing, but not for us heathen non believers.


Beer
NapalmMan67 Offline
#27 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
inactive since December.
pm sent late April, still unread.

anyone know if he's OK? I just worry about all you kids.




Oh yeah, when you find that b*stard, tell him I'm looking for him because he owes me money.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
I don't know about all that rising from the dead stuff. Maybe for you religious folk that's a thing, but not for us heathen non believers.


Beer

I only know a little about The Prequel.
and from that, we eat matzah on Passover, and that bread was unrisen.
Speyside Offline
#29 Posted:
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Lazarus, Jesus, now Napalm. It's either the end of days or Sunday night.
izonfire Offline
#30 Posted:
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Errrrrrrr...

Is now a good time for me to talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ???
ZRX1200 Offline
#31 Posted:
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CB can’t die, he’s a zombie.
Speyside Offline
#32 Posted:
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I'm good. Did you know photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. Also, Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A final thought, if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one enjoys it?
izonfire Offline
#33 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
I'm good. Did you know photons have mass?


Then why are you only coming through in waves?


Speyside wrote:
I didn't even know they were Catholic.


They were guilted into it


Speyside wrote:
Also, Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


Yet to believe in nothing is to be empty and without hope


Speyside wrote:
A final thought, if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one enjoys it?


Yes, the one on top
gummy jones Offline
#34 Posted:
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hey there
NapalmMan67 Offline
#35 Posted:
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Just never felt a need to belong to a cult was all. I'm not poo pooing those that believe in their supreme deity, for those that do, fandamntastic if that's your thing. My old lady is a left wing catholic, she hasn't been able to save/convert me in 26 years we've been together.

So let's keep this friendly, I've learned not to discuss religion, politics or sports with people I wish to remain friends/friendly with. And I guess I like most of you around here no matter what you believe. And for the record, I do believe in something... I believe I'll have another whisky and cigar.


Carry on.


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izonfire Offline
#36 Posted:
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
Just never felt a need to belong to a cult was all. I'm not poo pooing those that believe in their supreme deity, for those that do, fandamntastic if that's your thing. My old lady is a left wing catholic, she hasn't been able to save/convert me in 26 years we've been together.

So let's keep this friendly, I've learned not to discuss religion, politics or sports with people I wish to remain friends/friendly with. And I guess I like most of you around here no matter what you believe.


My comment was in no way directed towards you. And I don't believe much in religious doctrine myself. The Ten Commandments I feel are a tremendous guide. Beyond that and issues of personal responsibility, I feel no need to judge another's thoughts or actions.
The comment applied more towards me than anyone. There were times after living through the decimation of family and friends around me, I really didn't give a fucque about anything anymore. Total emptiness...


NapalmMan67 wrote:
And for the record, I do believe in something... I believe I'll have another whisky and cigar.


And with that, I believe I'll join in with you and head towards the promised land...
Palama Offline
#37 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
My comment was in no way directed towards you. And I don't believe much in religious doctrine myself. The Ten Commandments I feel are a tremendous guide. Beyond that and issues of personal responsibility, I feel no need to judge another's thoughts or actions.
The comment applied more towards me than anyone. There were times after living through the decimation of family and friends around me, I really didn't give a fucque about anything anymore. Total emptiness...




And with that, I believe I'll join in with you and head towards the promised land...


Don’t you remember, originally there were twenty but Moses dropped one of the tablets when he was comin’ down the mountain. Saw it on SNL so you know it’s gotta be true. Whistle
izonfire Offline
#38 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Don’t you remember, originally there were twenty but Moses dropped one of the tablets when he was comin’ down the mountain. Saw it on SNL so you know it’s gotta be true. Whistle


I knew that sounded familiar ThumpUp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48hr8HhDv0
MACS Offline
#39 Posted:
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Found him!
pacman357 Offline
#40 Posted:
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Has anyone checked the schools? Last time I checked, napalm sticks to kids.


What, too soon?
izonfire Offline
#41 Posted:
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pacman357 wrote:
Has anyone checked the schools? Last time I checked, napalm sticks to kids.


Oooooch - That's a good one!


pacman357 wrote:
What, too soon?


I guess we'll see...
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