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Once upon a time...
frankj1 Offline
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in cbid land...


(yeah, I'm bored. Humor me.)
MACS Offline
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there was a RAM... and he had a bat.
Gene363 Offline
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You ask Ram, and that's that, because, Ram has a bat.
KingoftheCove Online
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Not asking RAM first, is always a mistake.
He’ll give his opinion, whilst eating lemon cake.
Ram27 Offline
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ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
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I could sure use a lemon cake about now... Mellow
jespear Offline
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Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
Who had a sore hand

It wasn't from spanking
The proverbial monkey
Or buffing the bishop
That made his hand funky

It was actually caused
By an unnatural curve
In his elbow at rest
That pinched a small nerve

His doctor said, "Frank
You know what to do
Get a hold of yourself"
Frank said, "Doc, I DO !
Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !" d'oh!

tamapatom Offline
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But a taco will do.
8trackdisco Offline
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Ram sometimes was grumpy, and a bit of a crank.
He hired an assistant, his name was Frank.
DrafterX Offline
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We don't talk about that... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
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Then there was Drafter, a fine ole Okie.
He ate large lunches, and was generally pokey.
DrafterX Offline
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Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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jespear wrote:
Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew
Who had a sore hand

It wasn't from spanking
The proverbial monkey
Or buffing the bishop
That made his hand funky

It was actually caused
By an unnatural curve
In his elbow at rest
That pinched a small nerve

His doctor said, "Frank
You know what to do
Get a hold of yourself"
Frank said, "Doc, I DO !
Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !" d'oh!


actually, that was very creative.
jespear Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
actually, that was very creative.


I have my moments, Frankie !
Hope it "humored" you.
frankj1 Offline
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jespear wrote:
I have my moments, Frankie !
Hope it "humored" you.

felt better than hitting my funny bone
CelticBomber Offline
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jespear wrote:
Once upon a time
In CBid Land
There was an old Jew



That's as far as I got and then started looking over my shoulder nervously.
I have 3 of them here and if I make noise one invariably shows up to make trouble.
(I think they are trying to poison me with this stuff called gefilte fish. Help help I need an adult! Save mel)
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Think I popped a cornea trying to read that last line
delta1 Online
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there lived some jokers,
there were faux warriors,
quite a few lurkers
a number of tokers

they all took pleasure
in haste or in leisure
at newbs they would scoff
outraged, they ran off

there were drama queens
jousting over piles of beans
easily offended
get a coat my friend

people came and went
some didn't pay the rent
PIFs and PIBs galore
box-passes did not bore

then climate change
dinosaurs left the range
amid the ruins and rubble
exists a place real hospitable
MACS Offline
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The forum was slow,
Frank wanted to spice it up,
It did not work out.
delta1 Online
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d'oh!


let's redo...after Frank's post, "felt better than hitting my funny bone"
KingoftheCove Online
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delta1 wrote:
d'oh!


let's redo...after Frank's post, "felt better than hitting my funny bone"

Too late to save this
Macs appreciates haiku
FrankyT does not
RMAN4443 Online
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Once upon a time in c-bid land,

FrankieT was a man with an oversized gland,

The shorts he wears need to be long,

To fully cover his over sized shlong...Anxious
Speyside Online
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While he certainly isn't a knuckle dragger, he is a **** dragger, hence we call him Frankie Tripod, though Z calls him his Greek God. Some say Frankie is a legend among Tripods because.....
frankj1 Offline
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threadjack: (Ram, can I threadjack my own thread?)

I figured "once upon a time" would indicate a fairy tale, but you knuckleheads came up with haiku, poems, and limericks.
sigh...

Speyside Online
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Ok, we were going to keep this straight, but you want a fairy tail.

I really never knew Joe was a fairy.
frankj1 Offline
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maybe this way is better entertainment after all.
delta1 Online
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OK: redo #9

Once upon a time,
in Cbidland,
CROS was the most beloved member and all was well...
Whistlebritches Offline
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delta1 wrote:
OK: redo #9

Once upon a time,
in Cbidland,
CROS was the most beloved member and all was well...



Until he ran into a man named Frank who just happened to be from Nantuckett
DrafterX Offline
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Poor CROS... Sad
frankj1 Offline
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poor Frank!
Speyside Online
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Where Frank got into plushie role playing. Obviously he was a horse.
tamapatom Offline
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A horse is a horse........
tailgater Offline
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Speyside wrote:
Ok, we were going to keep this straight, but you want a fairy tail.

I really never knew Joe was a fairy.


I see what you did there!

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Frankie Tripod was a son of a bitch
He wrecked his train in a whorehouse ditch
Lined a hundred whores against the wall
He swore he’d **** ‘em all
F*****d 98 till his balls turned blue
He backed off
Jacked off
And f***ed the other 2
grmcooper Offline
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One time it was fun here. You couldn't post fast enough.
delta1 Online
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then CROS mysteriously disappeared
and CBid life got tough
tonygraz Offline
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But not enough to stop
Some occasional fluff
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