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Ram27 Offline
#451 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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Rainey day Monday. Frying pan
victor809 Offline
#452 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 11:25 AM EST
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Gonna put this one out of it's misery today?
DrafterX Offline
#453 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 11:33 AM EST
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Could happen.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#454 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 11:34 AM EST
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Taco Bell... Unsure
Ram27 Offline
#455 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 11:35 AM EST
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Possibly. ram27bat
RMAN4443 Offline
#456 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 11:49 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
And a Monday it is... Made some guys work overtime this weekend, cause they screwed up some stuff that had to ship today, only to have them work on them today do to sorry workmanship.. I'm amazed sometimes what people think is acceptable... Mellow

You talking about machinists?...seems to be a barrage of piss poor machinists out there recently....lots of kids, who want the paycheck, but quality means nothing....my entire workload for the last three weeks has involved remaking parts I made six or seven weeks ago, that were then sent to the milling Dept. and got f'ed up because people don't pay attention to feature orientation, or worse, they assume they know what they're doing, and don't get a first piece inspection, and screw up six pieces because they drilled a bolt circle out of location.....Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
DrafterX Offline
#457 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 2:58 PM EST
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Assemblers this time... Give the Work Instructions and prints and they still mess it up... Number one reason is they don't read them... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#458 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 3:00 PM EST
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Dead stop on the 15 south just outside of Vegas... Doesn't look like we're moving anytime soon...
danmdevries Offline
#459 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 3:11 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Assemblers this time... Give the Work Instructions and prints and they still mess it up... Number one reason is they don't read them... Mellow


I never read instructions when I was an assembler.

But I assembled hinges, and the parts were delivered to my station. I jyst took the pins and drove em in.
danmdevries Offline
#460 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 3:18 PM EST
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I'm ready for a nap.

Woke up early, drove down to my parents house and welded the mower deck back together on my dad's lawnmower around 0700.

Then went to the in laws to pick up the boys bicycle that got left there.

Pressure washed the deck, then the house, then the camper. Brought some stuff to the thrift store. Got up on the roof and cleaned the gutters.

Just got home from grocery shopping. Should mow the ditch but I'd rather do pretty much anything else.
DrafterX Offline
#461 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 3:30 PM EST
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TW would whack off... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#462 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 4:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
TW would whack off... Mellow


Nah... by 3pm he would have already done that so many times his d!ck would be as red as the rest of his skin.... he'd probably be ready for a nap too.



.... and a lot of lysol.
danmdevries Offline
#463 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 4:56 PM EST
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Laid down for a nap.

Wife got me up to make burgers.

Prolly fall asleep on the couch afterward
Sunoverbeach Offline
#464 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 5:28 PM EST
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Alternator went out on my way home from work. If I were danm I'd construct a fix from speaker wire and chewing gum, but alas at the mercy of a mechanic I talked into squeezing the car in a half hour before close
8trackdisco Offline
#465 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:05 PM EST
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7.5 hours of work and took a 25 minute lunch. Felt like a vacation day.

Walked the dog, and had two cigars and two beers with the neighbor.

Two of three days now, I've almost felt like a human.
DrafterX Offline
#466 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:24 PM EST
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Is the neighbor hot..?? Huh
izonfire Offline
#467 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:28 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Two of three days now, I've almost felt like a human.


I wouldn't make the transition if I were you. Definitely overrated.
izonfire Offline
#468 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:29 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Is the neighbor hot..?? Huh


Light her on fire, she will be
teedubbya Offline
#469 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:46 PM EST
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Try whacking off with aloe gel. It feels really good and is healthy and stuff.

On an unrelated note the burn has gotten much better on my groin and lower belly for some reason... but it’s like a spray pattern or something. The rest of my body is still like hell boy.
8trackdisco Offline
#470 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:55 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Is the neighbor hot..?? Huh


He's retired, not hot. His beer was cold.
8trackdisco Offline
#471 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:56 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Try whacking off with aloe gel. It feels really good and is healthy and stuff.

On an unrelated note the burn has gotten much better on my groin and lower belly for some reason... but it’s like a spray pattern or something. The rest of my body is still like hell boy.


Missed how and why you turned red. The Hep?
izonfire Offline
#472 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:58 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
He's retired, not hot. His beer was cold.


Ahhh - love my beer cold and wet.
Like my women...
teedubbya Offline
#473 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:59 PM EST
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Medical harm 8. The very thing I spend my life working on.
izonfire Offline
#474 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 6:59 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Try whacking off with aloe gel. It feels really good and is healthy and stuff.

On an unrelated note the burn has gotten much better on my groin and lower belly for some reason... but it’s like a spray pattern or something. The rest of my body is still like hell boy.


You only have yourself to blame, joining that gay S&M club...
8trackdisco Offline
#475 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:01 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Medical harm 8. The very thing I spend my life working on.


Geese. Catch it in the lab, or just mrsa lucky?
teedubbya Offline
#476 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:09 PM EST
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Narrow band UVB unit run amuck. Actually human process failure resulting in roughly twice the radiation exposure I should have gotten.

Just the absolute worst sunburn I’ve ever seen let alone had on every inch of my body from neck to toes. Now I have to go back to square one with treatments (back about a year) when I can start again in a week or two.
DrafterX Offline
#477 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:10 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Geese. Catch it in the lab, or just mrsa lucky?



They was prolly by a pond... Bloody musta got to him... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#478 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:12 PM EST
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Nah. I think blood would gladly give me a pat on the back right now.
delta1 Offline
#479 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:21 PM EST
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glad you're mostly OK tw...
frankj1 Offline
#480 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:22 PM EST
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he's in the red.
send cash, not prayers.
teedubbya Offline
#481 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:28 PM EST
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Glad I discovered and bought a solar jock from amazon or the nub might be peeling. Best $15 ever spent.
RMAN4443 Offline
#482 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:51 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Glad I discovered and bought a solar jock from amazon or the nub might be peeling. Best $15 ever spent.

So, your saying you still have to peel your nub back yourself?...I woulda spent a couple bucks extra, and had it peeled back for me...Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#483 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 7:52 PM EST
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A thimble woulda been cheaper... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#484 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:21 PM EST
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But much too big.
8trackdisco Offline
#485 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:21 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Narrow band UVB unit run amuck. Actually human process failure resulting in roughly twice the radiation exposure I should have gotten.

Just the absolute worst sunburn I’ve ever seen let alone had on every inch of my body from neck to toes. Now I have to go back to square one with treatments (back about a year) when I can start again in a week or two.


So you got Chernobyled and are crimson. How's the ballsack?
teedubbya Offline
#486 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:23 PM EST
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Sacks cool. It was in the bag.


http://www.solarjock.com/


They deserve a plug.
8trackdisco Offline
#487 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
But much too big.


This sounds more horrifying and daring than reading Hank posts.

Get Well Eventually.
8trackdisco Offline
#488 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:27 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Sacks cool. It was in the bag.


http://www.solarjock.com/


They deserve a plug.


What goes well with Solar Jock? .................. Banana Phone.
frankj1 Offline
#489 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:27 PM EST
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+1?
frankj1 Offline
#490 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:28 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Sacks cool. It was in the bag.


http://www.solarjock.com/


They deserve a plug.

send fuzzy!

I'm like a genius.
teedubbya Offline
#491 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:40 PM EST
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Seriously y’all should go out and buy one. They are great.

8 has seen me before. Picture me wearing nothing but the solar jock and a ski mask.

It’s hot.
teedubbya Offline
#492 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:42 PM EST
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Honestly though the hospital needs to fix their process. I don’t want to add a different cancer to the one I already have.

I joke but this wasn’t like a sun burn. Much worse.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#493 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:43 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
So, your saying you still have to peel your nub back yourself?...I woulda spent a couple bucks extra, and had it peeled back for me...Anxious


Insert Boston/Bob Kraft Joel here Herfing
8trackdisco Offline
#494 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Seriously y’all should go out and buy one. They are great.

8 has seen me before. Picture me wearing nothing but the solar jock and a ski mask.

It’s hot.


Instead of a redneck, you are more like the Red Bodied Thonganator.

As hot as that visual is, I'll hold off until tomorrow night and catch the uswnt on dvr to lower my fluid levels.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#495 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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Apropos of nothing, that lady that sang for the Cranberries before shoe died had a really sexy Irish accent....
SmokeMonkey Offline
#496 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Instead of a redneck, you are more like the Red Bodied Thonganator.

As hot as that visual is, I'll hold off until tomorrow night and catch the uswnt on dvr to lower my fluid levels.


Kristen Press. Oh my!
8trackdisco Offline
#497 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Honestly though the hospital needs to fix their process. I don’t want to add a different cancer to the one I already have.

I joke but this wasn’t like a sun burn. Much worse.


You picked up a cancer too? Wtf? You pick the worst hobbies.
teedubbya Offline
#498 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:46 PM EST
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Speaking of fuzzy always wondered how frank got fuzz to smell like sardines before returning it.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#499 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:46 PM EST
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Who will win it?
8trackdisco Offline
#500 Posted: Mon, Jun 10 2019, 9:47 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Kristen Press. Oh my!


Yes.

Some of those England lasses aren't bad either.
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