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5 star rating for Naked sticks? Cellos OFF. My pals and I disagree
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ryanmarketing Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 9:57 AM EST
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My pals and I have been arguing over this and I need a bigger audience if you don't mind.

Does he lose a star? I just did a cigar trade and when I opened the box I noticed naked cigars, CELLOS OFF! I'm not one to give a bad review - he sent them fast, nice guy, humi pack, easy to trade with but...no cellos?

I gave him a '5 star review' as a first time trader - would you have taken away a star?
smokestaxx Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 10:05 AM EST
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Send me the naked cigars. They smoke better with out the cellophane any ways. If you got any naked shots of your hot wife or daughter, send those too.
I'll give you 5 stars.

#Tradecigars
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 10:11 AM EST
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Was there damage due largely to not being cello-ed?

If not, I cannot see any reason to review him any lower
opelmanta1900 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 10:27 AM EST
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ryanmarketing wrote:
My pals and I have been arguing over this and I need a bigger audience if you don't mind.

Does he lose a star? I just did a cigar trade and when I opened the box I noticed naked cigars, CELLOS OFF! I'm not one to give a bad review - he sent them fast, nice guy, humi pack, easy to trade with but...no cellos?

I gave him a '5 star review' as a first time trader - would you have taken away a star?

You still rate in stars? Bush, man... That's Bush league...
Cigarlady7 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 10:30 AM EST
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You won't ever receive any sticks from me WITH cello on. Ask the people on here (and other brotherly sites).

Cello off is the only way I keep mine. I do save sleeves to the cello when I buy new sticks so I can ship in those if someone requests though.

Don't give that guy a less star. No.
ryanmarketing Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 10:30 AM EST
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this guy ha!!
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 10:34 AM EST
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noobs.... Not talking
reckless Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:02 AM EST
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I've traded with Ryan before and he shipped me cigars with NO BUBBLE WRAP! What am I supposed to do while I smoke without bubble wrap??? I gave him a 1 star review!!
ryanmarketing Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:06 AM EST
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reckless wrote:
I've traded with Ryan before and he shipped me cigars with NO BUBBLE WRAP! What am I supposed to do while I smoke without bubble wrap??? I gave him a 1 star review!!



ha! so good man.
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:10 AM EST
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You don’t wanna bring up that subject here. We had that discussion recently, and it was a fiasco. Ended with a dead newt
izonfire Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:11 AM EST
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Wasn’t pretty
ryanmarketing Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:34 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Wasn’t pretty


yeah, it is tough - Cubans don't do cellos - can't fool me - (We ain't fallin' for no banana in the tailpipe) - Axel
reckless Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:54 AM EST
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ryanmarketing wrote:
yeah, it is tough - Cubans don't do cellos - can't fool me - (We ain't fallin' for no banana in the tailpipe) - Axel


Victor likes bananas in his tailpipe tho Think
Cigarlady7 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 11:56 AM EST
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reckless wrote:
Victor likes bananas in his tailpipe tho Think


I know someone else on here who does too.
Palama Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 12:24 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Was there damage due largely to not being cello-ed?

If not, I cannot see any reason to review him any lower


+1

I’mma cello on guy so when I receive cello off cigars, try to keep them in 5-finger bags or in boxes to minimize any chance of damaging them.
ryanmarketing Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 3:19 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
+1

I’mma cello on guy so when I receive cello off cigars, try to keep them in 5-finger bags or in boxes to minimize any chance of damaging them.

what this guy said but no 5 finger bags.
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 6:08 PM EST
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
I know someone else on here who does too.


You and Vic can have a butt-stuffing party.
You guys do whatever makes you happy. Doesn't bother me a bit. ThumpUp

Hell, if you invited me, I'd come. And once I was finished, I'd drive #9 home
and head on over to your pervy little party. But I'd make sure to smoke my own sticks for this one.
Nobody touches my tailpipe. Gonna get Tailgater to stand guard.
Whistlebritches Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 7:20 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
You and Vic can have a butt-stuffing party.
You guys do whatever makes you happy. Doesn't bother me a bit. ThumpUp

Hell, if you invited me, I'd come. And once I was finished, I'd drive #9 home
and head on over to your pervy little party. But I'd make sure to smoke my own sticks for this one.
Nobody touches my tailpipe. Gonna get Tailgater to stand guard.



Tailgater...……………….how do you think he got that name?
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 7:40 PM EST
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Such a tame conversation. WWWD? First off that would be a sausage stuffing party, no? Secondly reckless seems to need to make homosexual comments about Victor all the time. Living vicariously? Fantasizing? I don't judge. Finally, um, I forgot.
izonfire Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 8:02 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Tailgater...……………….how do you think he got that name?


That was my assumption - the guy who protects the heteros at the butt-stuffing parties.
I mean, what else would it be??? Eh?
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 31 2019, 8:05 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
reckless seems to need to make homosexual comments about Victor all the time. Living vicariously? Fantasizing? I don't judge.


Some of 'em have a difficult time coming out.
It's best to be compassionate and supportive.

...without getting any goo on yourself
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