Definitely not one of your valued smokes. And not one with age on it. One that is easily replaceable. And definitely something strong and peppery, as Staxx has suggested. And I hate to be so agreeable.
And so, with all that gunk in your head, I feel that our palates are comparable. How embarrassing for you!!! So grab yourself a Diesel UC, and puff the schnitt out of it!!! Destroy the wrapper and hit yourself in the head with a ball-peen hammer so you forget what it is. It will help with the buzz as well.
I'll be smoking a UC perfecto for you tonight Celtic!
(Sorry, I think I just made you feel worse...)