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Racoons Dogs..??
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A pair of raccoon dogs that terrorized a village in England has been recaptured, police say.

SWNS reported last week that police were called to Clarborough in Nottinghamshire after some residents were subjected to a two-hour standoff with one of the strange-looking animals and livestock was attacked.

Police had warned local residents to be on their guard after two raccoon dogs dug their way out of a nearby enclosure on the morning of May 28.

In a Facebook post, Nottinghamshire Police confirmed that, after a number of sightings, the animals were recaptured in the local area late on May 31. “The owners have since secured their enclosure, to which they will be returned,” officers said.

Raccoon dogs are not raccoons, but are members of the canid, or dog family, according to the U.K.’s Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. They are related to foxes and wolves.

“Raccoon dogs are wild animals - rather than domesticated pets,” it explains, on its website, noting that the animals pose “a highly invasive risk” to native species in Europe.

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MACS Offline
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Pfft... that's why those wusses lost the revolutionary war. They let 2 dogs terrorize a whole village?

We'd have shot them mofos and been done wit it.
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No joke! Google a picture of raccoon dogs... They look just like raccoons... Super shootable...

I was picturing some kind of massive hound used for hunting raccoons... This thing is the equivalent of an angry Pomeranian...
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Freaks of nature if you ask me... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Freaks of nature if you ask me... Mellow

I think they're just misunderstood....Anxious
izonfire Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I think they're just misunderstood....Anxious


Not sure I understand... Think
RMAN4443 Offline
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I'm so confused...Brick wall
ZRX1200 Offline
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Victor would have given them Hep C and the AIDS
DrafterX Offline
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That's very generous of him... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
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But maybe he could throw in a few crabs too... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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could they be rocket raccoon dogs?
DrafterX Offline
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Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
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That's my favorite Elton John song...
DrafterX Offline
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Not very aerodynamic but they'd make fine catapult ammo... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
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Or you could drop them from helicopters, like Les Nessman did with the turkeys...Think
DrafterX Offline
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That would be gay... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
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not that there's anything wrong with that...Anxious
tonygraz Offline
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using a trebuchet might be more gay..
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