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tailgater Offline
#51 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 3:46 PM EST
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Only until I displayed my massive whatsamacallit.
victor809 Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 4:04 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Uh, yeah.
The jokes were sports related.
Sure.
that's why you didn't get them.

St Louis Blews.
Takes an NHL expert to get that reference.

I still don't get it. I'm assuming there is a sports team in St Louis named the "Blues" but I've never in my life heard of it. Could also be St Louis Brews.... or St Louis ...I dunno. I don't know the name of a single St Louis sports team of any sport... so this joke is simply going to fall flat for me. I didn't blame you. I simply said it was sad that I didn't get the joke.

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Ref blowing fouls.
I had to look it up in the sports encyclopedia of difficult facts.

I've never heard the term "ref is blowing fouls" have you? I've heard the term "blew a foul" past tense, and I thought it was possible you were referencing that obliquely, but also figured there might be a present tense term which I had never heard before... because I don't watch these games. Again... I didn't blame you. I simply said it was sad that I didn't get it.

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But my apology is accepted.
AND you called my something-or-other massive.
So I got that going for me.



Your thin-skinned, tail-spinned apology is accepted.
teedubbya Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:11 PM EST
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I'm sorry.
izonfire Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:18 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm sorry.


Y'all are a bunch of sorry sonsabiches
teedubbya Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:21 PM EST
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Actually I'm a bassard. Never knew my birth mamma or pappa. I can't confirm or deny the biotch part.
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:28 PM EST
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tw is a referee?
teedubbya Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:30 PM EST
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dont you have to feree first?
frankj1 Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:59 PM EST
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I have to hand it to ya...like the blind girl.
izonfire Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 6:10 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Actually I'm a bassard. Never knew my birth mamma or pappa. I can't confirm or deny the biotch part.


That's OK.
You can identify as someone who came from a solid family background, and you're all good.
As a matter of fact, I consider you to be a very stable genius.

And you still outrank me. I think many here consider me to be the spawn of Satan. Think
tailgater Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:03 PM EST
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would somebody PLEASE comment on victor's "tail spin" comment before he blows a gasket.
victor809 Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:07 PM EST
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I'm keeping it, even if no one else likes it
Buckwheat Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:07 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
The blown non-call during last nights game in the quest for Lord Stanley's cup is as bad as it gets.



I agree. It was as bad a blown call as this was.
https://www.12up.com/posts/6276315-video-refs-call-worst-roughing-the-passer-for-tom-brady-ever

fog
frankj1 Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:09 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
would somebody PLEASE comment on victor's "tail spin" comment before he blows a gasket.


I thought it was topical...clever, and topical.
delta1 Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:36 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
would somebody PLEASE comment on victor's "tail spin" comment before he blows a gasket.



...it's always: look at me everybody...


tho I don't really like St. Louis, the self appointed experts on how to play baseball the right way who said it loudly whenever they beat the Dodgers in the postseason, the grifters who lured a team away from LA and cried foul when the team returned home........I'm glad they won the series....

massholes would've been over the moon basking in the glories of self congratulation and adulation of their championship teams in three major sports...bad enough when they have two in hand...
tailgater Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 2:15 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
...it's always: look at me everybody...


tho I don't really like St. Louis, the self appointed experts on how to play baseball the right way who said it loudly whenever they beat the Dodgers in the postseason, the grifters who lured a team away from LA and cried foul when the team returned home........I'm glad they won the series....

massholes would've been over the moon basking in the glories of self congratulation and adulation of their championship teams in three major sports...bad enough when they have two in hand...


If I were to say "jealousy rears its ugly head" would that mean you have an ugly head, or ugly rear?
delta1 Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 4:06 PM EST
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next Super Bowl, if Patriots somehow sneak in, you're invited over and can decide for yourself...
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