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delta1 Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 3:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
more like a ferret

I heard frank has a dingo


it's actually Bingo.......cuz it's long...
rfenst Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 3:30 PM EST
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Gerbil
teedubbya Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 3:37 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
it's actually Bingo.......cuz it's long...



And doesn't eat Baybees?
DrafterX Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 3:42 PM EST
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I bet racoon-dogs eat babies too... Think


You know what's funnier than a baby half eaten by a racoon-dogs..?? Huh
Ram27 Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 4:11 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
morning, gang.

off to see a specialist, she tracks nerves or something.it's related to finger tingling/numbness/pain when my elbow is in the wrong position...which is often.

she modestly lists her specialty as : Physiatry, Neuromuscular Medicine, EMG, Prolotherapy, PRP.

I could live with the discomfort, but have been told it will get worse. Surgical option will likely be proposed but is not a big undertaking.

Robert may have dealt with this a while ago...


can't believe I said undertaking





Update please. Think
victor809 Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 4:15 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Update please. Think


They had to amputate his masturbating arm.
Ram27 Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 4:22 PM EST
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Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
victor809 Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 4:23 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan


Nah, they used a local anesthetic, didn't have to knock him out first.
teedubbya Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:07 PM EST
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They took a nerve out of the tripod and planted it in his arm. Now his pointing finger acts like a squirt gun.
frankj1 Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:26 PM EST
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not my whacking arm, so I got that going for me.

Robert, starts with the fark-you and ring fingers, and if I don't change arm angle the others join in the fun, including the thumb. That is when it starts to hurt.

nerve tracker doctor person said (after trying to electrocute me) that the results showed both carpal tunnel (surprise to me) and funny bone stuff. She said the surgeon will have the results before my follow up with him Tuesday morning. We'll see what he suggests.

Thinking strongly about alternative treatments...acupuncturist and/or chiropractor...and may get a second opinion from a hand/arm surgeon who did not operate two years ago for an unrelated injury.
Though I've been told the surgeries are not very complicated, I'm not in much pain and could hold out for a while.

Asked her about a stiff neck that seems to be related to an area on the side of my head that is sort of like a headache but more like weird pressure. She said most likely arthritis from the neck/shoulder.

Good thing I'm a manly man.

Side note, I declined to remove my pants despite her incessant begging. Not easy for me, she's an attractive Asian.
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#111 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:31 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:


Side note, I declined to remove my pants despite her incessant begging. Not easy for me, she's an attractive Asian.


So she was only able to see the tip?
teedubbya Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:32 PM EST
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frank when you get aroused does it give you a wedgie or melvin?
frankj1 Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:35 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
So she was only able to see the tip?

wore long pants and tucked into the sock...but she sensed it's presence
victor809 Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
wore long pants and tucked into the sock...but she sensed it's presence


... the peak of fashion I see.
frankj1 Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:36 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
frank when you get aroused does it give you a wedgie or melvin?

yes
frankj1 Offline
#116 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:37 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
... the peak of fashion I see.

more like the no-peek
frankj1 Offline
#117 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
frank when you get aroused does it give you a wedgie or melvin?

yes
Ram27 Offline
#118 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 6:08 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
not my whacking arm, so I got that going for me.

Robert, starts with the fark-you and ring fingers, and if I don't change arm angle the others join in the fun, including the thumb. That is when it starts to hurt.

nerve tracker doctor person said (after trying to electrocute me) that the results showed both carpal tunnel (surprise to me) and funny bone stuff. She said the surgeon will have the results before my follow up with him Tuesday morning. We'll see what he suggests.

Thinking strongly about alternative treatments...acupuncturist and/or chiropractor...and may get a second opinion from a hand/arm surgeon who did not operate two years ago for an unrelated injury.
Though I've been told the surgeries are not very complicated, I'm not in much pain and could hold out for a while.

Asked her about a stiff neck that seems to be related to an area on the side of my head that is sort of like a headache but more like weird pressure. She said most likely arthritis from the neck/shoulder.

Good thing I'm a manly man.

Side note, I declined to remove my pants despite her incessant begging. Not easy for me, she's an attractive Asian.



Wishing you good vibes Frank.......Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#119 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 6:17 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Wishing you good vibes Frank.......Herfing

obrigado, boss.
there are much worse problems to be had.
danmdevries Offline
#120 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 6:28 PM EST
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Started to doze off sitting on the couch but then it was time to leave.

Short two nurses tonight and a full unit.

This is gonna be fun.
frankj1 Offline
#121 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 6:29 PM EST
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hire a tall nurse.
Speyside Offline
#122 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 7:37 PM EST
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Actually relaxing tonight, feels good. I have been very busy with minor details in the new house. The majority are finished. So a libation or 2, a good book, and good music.
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#123 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 7:40 PM EST
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Iffn' I understand, it takes two short nurses to make one full unit of fun.
Speyside Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 7:57 PM EST
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Sounds about right.
rfenst Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:07 PM EST
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Yeah.
frankj1 Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:13 PM EST
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take two and call me in the morning
teedubbya Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:17 PM EST
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Ok. In the morning.
frankj1 Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:18 PM EST
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or...

tis better to have loved a short nurse than never to have loved a tall.
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#129 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:19 PM EST
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Mellow




Thinking about buying a new mower....

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/honda-lawnmower-world-record-acceleration

Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:33 PM EST
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I keep thinking about getting a walking one. Sitting at a 45 degree angle sideways to mow my ditch feels like it's going to go poorly someday
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#131 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:34 PM EST
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and now having looked at the link... yeah, one of those too
izonfire Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:38 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Iffn' I understand, it takes two short nurses to make one full unit of fun.


Takes a lineup of nurses to staff my unit...
teedubbya Offline
#133 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 8:48 PM EST
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My staff is already short.
8trackdisco Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:20 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Fixed It For You


Thank you. We've gotten this lazy with the language.

F
8trackdisco Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:26 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
morning biznitches.

Really trying to maintain biosecurity.


Damn freaks. Pick a side and stay on it! Taint Right.
8trackdisco Offline
#136 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:28 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Stub Hub?

HA!
8trackdisco Offline
#137 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:30 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Have them shipped ahead to LV?

I thought possession of plastic straws was a felony in CA?


It's a Planet Hate Crime there.
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#138 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
not my whacking arm, so I got that going for me.

Robert, starts with the fark-you and ring fingers, and if I don't change arm angle the others join in the fun, including the thumb. That is when it starts to hurt.

nerve tracker doctor person said (after trying to electrocute me) that the results showed both carpal tunnel (surprise to me) and funny bone stuff. She said the surgeon will have the results before my follow up with him Tuesday morning. We'll see what he suggests.

Thinking strongly about alternative treatments...acupuncturist and/or chiropractor...and may get a second opinion from a hand/arm surgeon who did not operate two years ago for an unrelated injury.
Though I've been told the surgeries are not very complicated, I'm not in much pain and could hold out for a while.

Asked her about a stiff neck that seems to be related to an area on the side of my head that is sort of like a headache but more like weird pressure. She said most likely arthritis from the neck/shoulder.

Good thing I'm a manly man.

Side note, I declined to remove my pants despite her incessant begging. Not easy for me, she's an attractive Asian.


See what the surgeon suggests? What is Surgery, Alex?

Quotable Quotable for $500.
8trackdisco Offline
#139 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:39 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
... the peak of fashion I see.


White sandals, crew socks- black.
Palama Offline
#140 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:42 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Offer accepted!

We close on the mountain house end of June. About a thousand robo signatures today and pre-qualified for the loan so things are happening fast. Going to Minnesota next week so need to get this done quickly. Great team working on all the details.


Right on! ThumpUp
Palama Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 9:48 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Wishing you good vibes Frank.......Herfing


+1
opelmanta1900 Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 10:16 PM EST
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Congrats on the mountain house DED!
teedubbya Offline
#143 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2019, 11:35 PM EST
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I missed that. Yes congratulations
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#144 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:17 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas.

I screwed up and had a beer last night from 3F that was brewed with lactose. Nearly chit my pants several times in the past 24 hours. Finally starting to settle down.
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#145 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 12:55 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:


Good thing I'm a manly man.

Side note, I declined to remove my pants despite her incessant begging. Not easy for me, she's an attractive Asian.


You did the right thing, you would have only wanted another one after an hour or so besides Jews don't eat Chinese food until Christmas Day!

As for the nerve thing. I'd get it taken care of immediately. Nerve issue's never get better and they can only get worse. The sooner you deal with it the better, trust me. I'm still kicking myself for putting off some nerve issue's I have in my hands and back. I said the same things, I'd don't need surgery etc etc I can just man up and deal with it on my own..... Wrong! By the time I did start dealing with it things had gotten a lot worse than they had to be....



P.S. Did you just admit to having a numb skull? See what I did there!jester
MACS Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 1:11 AM EST
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Bummer... the Bruins lost.

Oh well.
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#147 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 4:41 AM EST
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Morning people. Hump overcome. Now just sliding down into the weekend
Ram27 Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 5:33 AM EST
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GOOD MORNING AMERICA !!!!!!!!!







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rfenst Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 5:37 AM EST
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Good morning.
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#150 Posted: Thu, Jun 13 2019, 6:05 AM EST
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Here we go.
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